Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell Castos https://useallthecrayons.castos.com Dive into the madcap world of Chris Rodell, the man who gained 20 pounds on the Elvis Presley diet, was handcuffed to his wife for love, and laid on a bed of nails for a story. With over 3,000 tales from top magazines, Chris's adventures are anything but typical. Join us for a whirlwind of laughter, surprises, and unforgettable moments that add substance to your soul and happiness to your heart. Tune in and color outside the lines with Chris! Thu, 31 Jul 2025 13:51:18 +0000 en © 2023 https://episodes.castos.com/65088bef342576-34482746/images/use-all-the-crayons-cover.jpg Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell https://useallthecrayons.castos.com Dive into the madcap world of Chris Rodell, the man who gained 20 pounds on the Elvis Presley diet, was handcuffed to his wife for love, and laid on a bed of nails for a story. With over 3,000 tales from top magazines, Chris's adventures are anything but typical. Join us for a whirlwind of laughter, surprises, and unforgettable moments that add substance to your soul and happiness to your heart. Tune in and color outside the lines with Chris! Chris Rodell episodic Dive into the madcap world of Chris Rodell, the man who gained 20 pounds on the Elvis Presley diet, was handcuffed to his wife for love, and laid on a bed of nails for a story. With over 3,000 tales from top magazines, Chris's adventures are anything but typical. Join us for a whirlwind of laughter, surprises, and unforgettable moments that add substance to your soul and happiness to your heart. Tune in and color outside the lines with Chris! Chris Rodell storyteller@chrisrodell.com false https://feeds.castos.com/37gvw yes <![CDATA[How come there are no chicken nipples?]]> Thu, 31 Jul 2025 13:51:18 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2102068 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/how-come-there-are-no-chicken-nipples Today's colorful podcast asks how come there are no chicken nipples; how easy was it to sell a book named Breasts; and the joys of catching an MLB foul ball.

]]> false Today's colorful podcast asks how come there are no chicken nipples; how easy was it to sell a book named Breasts; and the joys of catching an MLB foul ball.

]]> 00:16:52 <![CDATA[Merry Christmas in July! (and other stuff)]]> Tue, 22 Jul 2025 12:00:28 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2094797 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/merry-christmas-in-july-and-other-stuff Today's jaunt takes us back to the time I played a cruel joke on the neighborhood trash man and takes a look at one of our most offbeat holidays

]]> full 55 3 false Today's jaunt takes us back to the time I played a cruel joke on the neighborhood trash man and takes a look at one of our most offbeat holidays

]]> 00:14:42 <![CDATA[Summer needs "cool" clothes & my popularity is fleeting]]> Fri, 11 Jul 2025 17:27:34 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2086377 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/summer-needs-cool-clothes-my-popularity-is-fleetarl Today's topics: Summer needsd "cool" clothes and "cones of cool" and how did cave fathers to be know what color to paint the caves

]]> false Today's topics: Summer needsd "cool" clothes and "cones of cool" and how did cave fathers to be know what color to paint the caves

]]> 00:20:23 <![CDATA[Golf at Oakmont & The US Open & Father's Day]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2025 18:17:43 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2065745 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/golf-at-oakmont-the-us-open-fathers-day A grabbag of random sillies

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]]> 00:16:13 <![CDATA[Memorial Day Observations]]> Mon, 26 May 2025 19:35:48 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2046329 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/memorial-day-observations Sure, war is hell, but without war the History Channel would become a real snoozefest and who wants that? Here are some observations on the holiday, a request to help name the wussy version of my Wild Turkey go-tp drink and the many ways in which I lust for the angry traffic flag waving gal.

]]> full false Sure, war is hell, but without war the History Channel would become a real snoozefest and who wants that? Here are some observations on the holiday, a request to help name the wussy version of my Wild Turkey go-tp drink and the many ways in which I lust for the angry traffic flag waving gal.

]]> 00:15:43 <![CDATA["We could all use a little space"]]> Thu, 15 May 2025 17:33:33 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2040629 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/we-could-all-use-a-little-space Today the "Use All The Crayons!" podcast is considering matters of outer space... 

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]]> 00:16:23 <![CDATA[Derby leftovers, what the world will look like when we start breeding dinos in captivity, and making bad moods better]]> Thu, 08 May 2025 19:26:51 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2027755 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/derby-leftovers-what-the-world-will-look-like-when-we-start-breeding-dinos-in-captivity-and-making-bad-moods-better Another popular grabbag of posts and tweets

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]]> 00:14:26 <![CDATA[Would 300-lb jockeys make derby even more compelling? What about no jockeys]]> Wed, 30 Apr 2025 20:37:02 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2022790 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/would-300-lb-jockeys-make-derby-even-more-compelling-what-about-no-jockeys The venerable Run for The Roses is one of my favorite sporting events. Here's how we can make it better ..

]]> full false The venerable Run for The Roses is one of my favorite sporting events. Here's how we can make it better ..

]]> 00:19:11 <![CDATA[Episode 50 details how I sold out 50 books]]> Wed, 23 Apr 2025 18:09:43 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2018925 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-50-details-how-i-sold-out-50-books Sold 50 books in 12 days. And people are loving it. Podcaster/publisher Jim Wexell in an excerpt calls my new book brilliant. The book is "How To Deal With Stuff that Sucks."

]]> full 4 3 false Sold 50 books in 12 days. And people are loving it. Podcaster/publisher Jim Wexell in an excerpt calls my new book brilliant. The book is "How To Deal With Stuff that Sucks."

]]> 00:14:45 <![CDATA[Steeler Nation author/publisher Jim Wexell on my new book]]> Thu, 17 Apr 2025 11:50:08 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2014999 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/steeler-nation-authorpublisher-jim-wexell-on-my-new-book Jim Wexell is a friend and author of several best sellers about the Pittsburgh Steelers. After reading an advance copy of "How to Deal With the Stuff that Sucks, Jim asked if he could guest host my podcast for the purposes of interviewing me and getting in-depth on his thoughts on the book. 

This is 54-minutes. I don't expect anyone to listen to the whole thing, but maybe you'll sample. He's very flattering about me and the book.

So I'm playing it on continuous loop.

Enjoy!

I sure did.

 

]]> full false Jim Wexell is a friend and author of several best sellers about the Pittsburgh Steelers. After reading an advance copy of "How to Deal With the Stuff that Sucks, Jim asked if he could guest host my podcast for the purposes of interviewing me and getting in-depth on his thoughts on the book. 

This is 54-minutes. I don't expect anyone to listen to the whole thing, but maybe you'll sample. He's very flattering about me and the book.

So I'm playing it on continuous loop.

Enjoy!

I sure did.

 

]]> 00:52:14 <![CDATA["Things that Suck" book & the Many Reasons Bob Nutting is One of Them]]> Mon, 14 Apr 2025 16:16:58 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2012969 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/things-that-suck-book-the-many-reasons-bob-nutting-is-one-of-them The baseball season is barely two weeks old and I'm already arguing the Bucs should take the steps to acquire the frozen head of the late, great Ted Williams and have it bat clean up. Also the time at a Bob Dylan concert when I embarrassed Bob Nutting and why he had it coming. Spoiler alert! ... 'cause he always does. 

]]> full false The baseball season is barely two weeks old and I'm already arguing the Bucs should take the steps to acquire the frozen head of the late, great Ted Williams and have it bat clean up. Also the time at a Bob Dylan concert when I embarrassed Bob Nutting and why he had it coming. Spoiler alert! ... 'cause he always does. 

]]> 00:17:55 <![CDATA[What would bobblehead Jesus say to bobblehead John Wilkes Booth?]]> Tue, 08 Apr 2025 13:08:10 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2009594 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/what-would-bobblehead-jesus-say-to-bobblehead-john-wilkes-booth Stories about my GoFundMe appeal, holy bobbleheads and what it means to make a night deposit at the ol' bone bank

]]> full false Stories about my GoFundMe appeal, holy bobbleheads and what it means to make a night deposit at the ol' bone bank

]]> 00:16:03 <![CDATA[Nothin' but stories, a durable format]]> Wed, 02 Apr 2025 16:07:14 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2005672 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/nothin-but-stories-a-durable-format After a year of tinkering I think I've finally settled on a format that works: Me telling my stories. 

First of all, do I have stories?

Well, I won two Golden Quill awards when I worked for newspapers, then I quit that to do as many as 4 stories a week for 10 years at National Enquirer. This was followed by stories for Sports Illustrated, Maxim, Esquire, GQ, People, Details, Cooking Light -- the list goes on and on.

Do I have stories?

C'mon!

Please Share, Rate & Review ... and kick Hump Day's butt!

]]> false After a year of tinkering I think I've finally settled on a format that works: Me telling my stories. 

First of all, do I have stories?

Well, I won two Golden Quill awards when I worked for newspapers, then I quit that to do as many as 4 stories a week for 10 years at National Enquirer. This was followed by stories for Sports Illustrated, Maxim, Esquire, GQ, People, Details, Cooking Light -- the list goes on and on.

Do I have stories?

C'mon!

Please Share, Rate & Review ... and kick Hump Day's butt!

]]> 00:12:27 <![CDATA[Ignore hungry cannibals who offer oral sex]]> Mon, 31 Mar 2025 13:53:46 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2004393 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/ignore-hungry-cannibals-who-offer-oral-sex Enjoy some of my best observations from over 30 years of actively oaying attention. Today's stories include how to react when someone says they write books, our last waterbed, and how I'll react if Jesus comes back today at 3 pm -- in my office here at The Tin Lizzy.

]]> full false Enjoy some of my best observations from over 30 years of actively oaying attention. Today's stories include how to react when someone says they write books, our last waterbed, and how I'll react if Jesus comes back today at 3 pm -- in my office here at The Tin Lizzy.

]]> 00:12:49 <![CDATA[The white ballplayer who played in the Negro League before Jackie Robinson played in the white]]> Wed, 26 Mar 2025 17:48:27 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/2000503 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/the-white-ballplayer-who-played-in-the-negro-league-before-jackie-robinson-played-in-the-white Some stories about baseball, some stories about time, all strung together with the thoughts of a free range chicken.

]]> false Some stories about baseball, some stories about time, all strung together with the thoughts of a free range chicken.

]]> 00:14:41 <![CDATA[Surgery updates, Lance Cowan and more]]> Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:49:36 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1991958 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/surgery-updates-lance-cowan-and-more They said the hospital I was going to and the resident surgeons meant I was "in good hands." 

 

"Wrong!" said I. "Good hands will be in me!"

]]> false They said the hospital I was going to and the resident surgeons meant I was "in good hands." 

 

"Wrong!" said I. "Good hands will be in me!"

]]> 00:17:44 <![CDATA[Medical stuff & my 1st of 2 surgeries]]> Tue, 04 Feb 2025 15:45:21 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1966684 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/medical-stuff-my-1st-of-2-surgeries I've done more than 2,200 blog posts from 2007 to 2024. Here is me reading three of them and riffing on a recent surgery.

]]> full 5 3 false I've done more than 2,200 blog posts from 2007 to 2024. Here is me reading three of them and riffing on a recent surgery.

]]> 00:21:46 <![CDATA[News on National Nude Recreation Week]]> Fri, 24 Jan 2025 20:01:54 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1950725 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/news-on-national-nude-recreation-week It may be historically cold out there, but that doesn't stop our nation's nudists from planning for a clothes-free summer ...

]]> false It may be historically cold out there, but that doesn't stop our nation's nudists from planning for a clothes-free summer ...

]]> 00:19:54 <![CDATA["Use All The Crayons!" w/ Christmas jokes ...]]> Wed, 04 Dec 2024 19:20:45 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1914228 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/use-all-the-crayons-w-christmas-jokes Today, sprinkled amid the christmas jokes, are stories about the snows in Buffalo, why some cities should change their names to be more representative of their circumstances, and that contoiversial Paul Mccartney Christmas tune

]]> full 2 false Today, sprinkled amid the christmas jokes, are stories about the snows in Buffalo, why some cities should change their names to be more representative of their circumstances, and that contoiversial Paul Mccartney Christmas tune

]]> 00:15:02 <![CDATA["Use All The Crayons!" Thanksgiving edition]]> Tue, 26 Nov 2024 13:36:20 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1908714 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/use-all-the-crayons-thanksgiving-edition Today topics include the greatest Thanksgiving song, socializing with the US Marines, drunk dialing old buddies and what it’s like to be considered a celebrity in a small town Christmas parade.

]]> full 2 false Today topics include the greatest Thanksgiving song, socializing with the US Marines, drunk dialing old buddies and what it’s like to be considered a celebrity in a small town Christmas parade.

]]> 00:16:14 <![CDATA[Wild cows, poopin' circus elephants & death to boring dinner deaths]]> Thu, 21 Nov 2024 18:52:09 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1903766 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/wild-cows-poopin-circus-elephants-death-to-boring-dinner-deaths The world seems somehow friendlier when it's seen through the eyes of Chris Rodell. Funnier, too."

]]> full false The world seems somehow friendlier when it's seen through the eyes of Chris Rodell. Funnier, too."

]]> 00:20:27 <![CDATA["use all The Crayons!"]]> Tue, 12 Nov 2024 20:26:20 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1884747 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/use-all-the-crayons Today we're talkin' Turkey, and all about the time I pretended for WDVE Morning Show ti be transvestite so I could spend time in Victoria's Secret in the local mall.

]]> 33 2 false Today we're talkin' Turkey, and all about the time I pretended for WDVE Morning Show ti be transvestite so I could spend time in Victoria's Secret in the local mall.

]]> 00:14:11 <![CDATA[Election! Election! (and a serial killer bar)]]> Mon, 04 Nov 2024 15:05:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1874202 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/election-election-and-a-serial-killer-bar I trot out my plan to generate global news coverage by being the last undecided voter in America

]]> full 12 2 false I trot out my plan to generate global news coverage by being the last undecided voter in America

]]> 00:18:34 <![CDATA[All about books & Bibles]]> Mon, 28 Oct 2024 18:36:51 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1868874 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/all-about-books-bibles Today's "Use All The Crayons!" podcast talks about Gideon's and their ubiquitous Bibles and how all the Bibles will benefit from an influx of exclamation points ... er ...

Exclamation points!!!!

]]> false Today's "Use All The Crayons!" podcast talks about Gideon's and their ubiquitous Bibles and how all the Bibles will benefit from an influx of exclamation points ... er ...

Exclamation points!!!!

]]> 00:20:27 <![CDATA[Arnold Palmer (above the waist)]]> Wed, 23 Oct 2024 14:16:22 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1865805 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/arnold-palmer-above-the-waist Thoughts on Donald Trump's comments about Palmer's genitals

]]> full 9 2 false Thoughts on Donald Trump's comments about Palmer's genitals

]]> 00:21:21 <![CDATA[Let's all dress like Fred for Halloween]]> Tue, 08 Oct 2024 19:23:43 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1854355 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/lets-all-dress-like-fred-for-halloween Four brief stories about Mister Fred Rogersin this week's 20-minute "Use All The Crayons!" podcast.

]]> full 8 2 false Four brief stories about Mister Fred Rogersin this week's 20-minute "Use All The Crayons!" podcast.

]]> 00:21:01 <![CDATA[The amazing story of Kinzua Bridge's 70-yr-old secret & the horrors of being tick bit in a "sensitive place"]]> Tue, 01 Oct 2024 13:39:33 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1848199 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/the-amazing-story-of-kinzua-bridges-70-yr-old-secret-the-horrors-of-being-tick-bit-in-a-sensitive-place Take a Halloween trip to Colma, California, the city where the dead out number the living 1,000-to-1

]]> full 7 2 false Take a Halloween trip to Colma, California, the city where the dead out number the living 1,000-to-1

]]> 00:18:00 <![CDATA[Topics include Major Frank Burns, Capt. Derek Jeter and the joys of having youthful hoodlums for friends]]> Thu, 26 Sep 2024 14:28:43 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1843197 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/topics-include-major-frank-burns-capt-derek-jeter-and-the-joys-of-having-youthful-hoodlums-for-friends Includes a grab bag of Colorful living tips of the day.

]]> false Includes a grab bag of Colorful living tips of the day.

]]> 00:15:21 <![CDATA[Season II, epi 5 ... It's about time]]> Wed, 18 Sep 2024 12:19:56 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1837276 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/season-ii-epi-5-its-about-time Tick Tick Tick ... today is all about time with alittle sidetrack into why I'm rooting for one brave owner to field an entire NFL team of openly gay men.

]]> 5 2 false Tick Tick Tick ... today is all about time with alittle sidetrack into why I'm rooting for one brave owner to field an entire NFL team of openly gay men.

]]> 00:16:38 <![CDATA[Puttin'the water in watermelon]]> Wed, 11 Sep 2024 22:18:30 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1833431 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/puttinthe-water-in-watermelon Today's stories: American needs roofie, impounded watermelons,and selling hurricane naming rights.

]]> 3 2 false Today's stories: American needs roofie, impounded watermelons,and selling hurricane naming rights.

]]> 00:21:47 <![CDATA[Labor Day oughta be Leisure Day]]> Thu, 05 Sep 2024 13:30:48 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1829720 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/labor-day-oughta-be-leisure-day More than 75 percent of Americans pay homage to a day that celebrates something they'll do anything to avoid -- and that's work. Also why the NFL needs armless linemen and me telling an Arnold Palmer story about the time his 73-year-old rival Gary Player appeared nude on the cover of ESPN the Magazine.

]]> full 3 2 false More than 75 percent of Americans pay homage to a day that celebrates something they'll do anything to avoid -- and that's work. Also why the NFL needs armless linemen and me telling an Arnold Palmer story about the time his 73-year-old rival Gary Player appeared nude on the cover of ESPN the Magazine.

]]> 00:18:58 <![CDATA[Latrobe & The Great American Banana Split (B.S.) Festival '24]]> Wed, 28 Aug 2024 13:55:42 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1823463 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/latrobe-the-great-american-banana-split-bs-festival-24 Latrobe celebrates its history in the creation of the banana split; Chris Rodell talks about B.S. bank robberies, B.S.beer thefts, and why the Laurel Highlands should consider hosting an actual slug fest.

]]> full 2 2 false Latrobe celebrates its history in the creation of the banana split; Chris Rodell talks about B.S. bank robberies, B.S.beer thefts, and why the Laurel Highlands should consider hosting an actual slug fest.

]]> 00:25:26 <![CDATA["Use All The Crayons!" podcast, Season 2, premier]]> Tue, 20 Aug 2024 15:52:33 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1816934 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/use-all-the-crayons-podcast-season-2-premier I'm not gonna kid you. This isn't the most polished podcast you're ever going to hear. But what it lacks in techy aplomb, it makes up for in humor and heart. And, I promise, it'll all get better and better. So thanks for listening and sharing. Special thanks to special guests Nashville singer/songwriter and Latrobe native Irene Kelly, and to Randy Baumann of the DVE Morning Show! And most of all, thanks to .... You!

]]> full 1 2 false I'm not gonna kid you. This isn't the most polished podcast you're ever going to hear. But what it lacks in techy aplomb, it makes up for in humor and heart. And, I promise, it'll all get better and better. So thanks for listening and sharing. Special thanks to special guests Nashville singer/songwriter and Latrobe native Irene Kelly, and to Randy Baumann of the DVE Morning Show! And most of all, thanks to .... You!

]]> 00:24:03 <![CDATA[Episode 24 - Season 1 Finale - The Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 01 May 2024 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1730205 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-24-5 Humorous anecdotes and candid reflections, touching on Chris' past work experiences with the National Enquirer under the management of David Pecker, especially during the time of the Trump hush money trial. Alongside fascinating guest interviews, Chris shares his thoughts on the controversial idea that Fred Rogers and Arnold Palmer may not have been as neighborly as one might expect. As we wrap up our first season, Chris and his guest/producer, Brandon from Headspace Media, reflect on the journey so far, the quirky joys of the podcast, and what lies ahead. Plus, don’t miss out on some quirky life tips from Buck Pawlosky and Stan Gordon, adding that extra bit of flavor to the mix. So tune in, as Chris continues to unfold his vivid tapestry of stories, ensuring that every crayon in the box gets its due use.

]]> full 24 1 false Humorous anecdotes and candid reflections, touching on Chris' past work experiences with the National Enquirer under the management of David Pecker, especially during the time of the Trump hush money trial. Alongside fascinating guest interviews, Chris shares his thoughts on the controversial idea that Fred Rogers and Arnold Palmer may not have been as neighborly as one might expect. As we wrap up our first season, Chris and his guest/producer, Brandon from Headspace Media, reflect on the journey so far, the quirky joys of the podcast, and what lies ahead. Plus, don’t miss out on some quirky life tips from Buck Pawlosky and Stan Gordon, adding that extra bit of flavor to the mix. So tune in, as Chris continues to unfold his vivid tapestry of stories, ensuring that every crayon in the box gets its due use.

]]> 00:11:47 <![CDATA[Episode 23 -The Lost Valuables of the Affluent - The Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 10 Apr 2024 11:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1710316 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-23-8 Delve into the quirky world of the rich and famous and the treasures they leave behind in hotel lost and founds. Picture this: a $100,000 watch inscribed by Johnny Cash, diamond jewelry that requires armored transportation, and all the oddities from Rolex watches to bags of marijuana — these are just a few of the items forgotten by wealthy patrons who, it turns out, are just as forgetful as the rest of us.

]]> full 23 1 false Delve into the quirky world of the rich and famous and the treasures they leave behind in hotel lost and founds. Picture this: a $100,000 watch inscribed by Johnny Cash, diamond jewelry that requires armored transportation, and all the oddities from Rolex watches to bags of marijuana — these are just a few of the items forgotten by wealthy patrons who, it turns out, are just as forgetful as the rest of us.

]]> 00:11:09 <![CDATA[Episode 22 - The Enduring Influence of Doc Giffen and the Cheers Theme Song - The Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 03 Apr 2024 11:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1710247 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-22-8 Where we delve into the colorful world of Doc Giffen, a legendary figure in the town of Latrobe, known for his close association with golfing icon Arnold Palmer. Host Chris Rodell shares personal anecdotes and insights into the life of this extraordinary individual, who played a pivotal role in the career of Arnold Palmer. The episode also explores the significance of the iconic theme from Cheers and pays tribute to the talented writer and performer behind it. Join us as we celebrate the remarkable lives of Doc Giffen and Gary Portnoy, and discover the intriguing stories that make them so unforgettable.

]]> full 22 1 false Where we delve into the colorful world of Doc Giffen, a legendary figure in the town of Latrobe, known for his close association with golfing icon Arnold Palmer. Host Chris Rodell shares personal anecdotes and insights into the life of this extraordinary individual, who played a pivotal role in the career of Arnold Palmer. The episode also explores the significance of the iconic theme from Cheers and pays tribute to the talented writer and performer behind it. Join us as we celebrate the remarkable lives of Doc Giffen and Gary Portnoy, and discover the intriguing stories that make them so unforgettable.

]]> 00:09:52 <![CDATA[Episode 21 - The Perfect Time to Die & Things That Suck - The Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 27 Mar 2024 11:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1689366 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-21-6 Chris Rodell shares poignant and humorous stories about his beloved mother, reflecting on her Christian faith and their experiences together. He also discusses modern-day inconveniences such as foot-long receipts and the decline of traditional phone conversations, all while imparting witty and thought-provoking tips for colorful living. Join Chris as he weaves together touching family moments and societal observations with his signature charm and wit.

]]> full 21 1 false Chris Rodell shares poignant and humorous stories about his beloved mother, reflecting on her Christian faith and their experiences together. He also discusses modern-day inconveniences such as foot-long receipts and the decline of traditional phone conversations, all while imparting witty and thought-provoking tips for colorful living. Join Chris as he weaves together touching family moments and societal observations with his signature charm and wit.

]]> 00:11:06 <![CDATA[Episode 20 - The Colorful Life of Joe Hardy and The Nemacolin Resort - The Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 13 Mar 2024 11:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1686778 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-20-9 Chris has ethical conundrums with Joe Hardy and the legendary Nemacolin Resort. Featuring a tribute to Joe Hardy and Tony the Barber, Chris's storytelling skills bring to life the colorful and unforgettable characters and events intertwined with this remarkable resort. Join us as we dive into the world of Nemacolin and celebrate the legacy of Joe Hardy in this engaging and entertaining episode.

]]> full 20 1 false Chris has ethical conundrums with Joe Hardy and the legendary Nemacolin Resort. Featuring a tribute to Joe Hardy and Tony the Barber, Chris's storytelling skills bring to life the colorful and unforgettable characters and events intertwined with this remarkable resort. Join us as we dive into the world of Nemacolin and celebrate the legacy of Joe Hardy in this engaging and entertaining episode.

]]> 00:09:34 <![CDATA[Episode 19 - A 14yo Breaks Into A Police Station & The Scoop On Dogs - Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 06 Mar 2024 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1674257 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-19-8 Heartwarming tales of a determined 14-year-old girl rescuing her beloved dog from impound to humorous musings on the challenges of loving a quirky pet, Chris explores the joys and absurdities of canine companionship. Join us as we dive into the world of dogs, from misadventures with a mischievous pet to the unexpected potential of bomb-sniffing and bum-sniffing dogs. Stay tuned for a delightful blend of heartwarming and humorous anecdotes about our furry friends.

]]> full 19 1 false Heartwarming tales of a determined 14-year-old girl rescuing her beloved dog from impound to humorous musings on the challenges of loving a quirky pet, Chris explores the joys and absurdities of canine companionship. Join us as we dive into the world of dogs, from misadventures with a mischievous pet to the unexpected potential of bomb-sniffing and bum-sniffing dogs. Stay tuned for a delightful blend of heartwarming and humorous anecdotes about our furry friends.

]]> 00:10:12 <![CDATA[Episode 18 - Leap Year's Leaplings Celebrations and a 40ft Slingshot - Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 28 Feb 2024 13:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1673132 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-18-7 It's a wild ride through the biggest leap year festival in existence and tales of how a 40ft sling shot started as a 5 beer project and turned into a town party. Join us in the twin towns of Anthony, Texas and Anthony, New Mexico, where leap year babies and their families come together for some seriously quirky celebrations and learn about the wacky events, fascinating entertainment, and hilarious stories from previous leap year shindigs. Then find out what inspired Chris to build a 40ft slingshot in his backyard and the incredible amount of money that was wagered on it!

]]> full 18 1 false It's a wild ride through the biggest leap year festival in existence and tales of how a 40ft sling shot started as a 5 beer project and turned into a town party. Join us in the twin towns of Anthony, Texas and Anthony, New Mexico, where leap year babies and their families come together for some seriously quirky celebrations and learn about the wacky events, fascinating entertainment, and hilarious stories from previous leap year shindigs. Then find out what inspired Chris to build a 40ft slingshot in his backyard and the incredible amount of money that was wagered on it!

]]> 00:09:44 <![CDATA[Episode 17 - Aliens, Politics, and the Unexplained - Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Thu, 15 Feb 2024 13:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1662524 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-17-10 Jump into the world of aliens, the Kecksburg UFO incident, and other colorful stories along the way. From politically motivated extraterrestrials to quirky parades and musings on the possibility of alien life, Chris shares his unique perspectives and experiences with his signature humor and storytelling flair. So get ready for a fascinating and entertaining dive into the world of aliens and all things extraterrestrial with Chris Rodell on Use all the crayons podcast.

]]> full 17 1 false Jump into the world of aliens, the Kecksburg UFO incident, and other colorful stories along the way. From politically motivated extraterrestrials to quirky parades and musings on the possibility of alien life, Chris shares his unique perspectives and experiences with his signature humor and storytelling flair. So get ready for a fascinating and entertaining dive into the world of aliens and all things extraterrestrial with Chris Rodell on Use all the crayons podcast.

]]> 00:11:01 <![CDATA[Episode 16- Celebrating the Birthdays of Inanimate Objects & Making Michael Jordan Laugh - Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 14 Feb 2024 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1661578 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-16-9 Strange birthdays, the time I made Michael Jordan laugh, and reminiscing on family anniversaries. Welcome to Episode 16 of Use All the Crayons, the podcast where we celebrate the colorful stories of life. In this episode, host Chris Rodell explores the unique concept of celebrating the birthdays of inanimate objects, such as hot water heaters and furnaces, while also delving into the anniversaries of moving into homes. He shares a heartwarming reflection on the 14th anniversary of moving into his family's mountain home, and even dives into the amusing world of word birthdays and language exploration. And if that's not enough, get ready for an entertaining anecdote about the time Chris cracked up Michael Jordan. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this episode filled with whimsical celebrations and unexpected laughter.

]]> full 16 1 false Strange birthdays, the time I made Michael Jordan laugh, and reminiscing on family anniversaries. Welcome to Episode 16 of Use All the Crayons, the podcast where we celebrate the colorful stories of life. In this episode, host Chris Rodell explores the unique concept of celebrating the birthdays of inanimate objects, such as hot water heaters and furnaces, while also delving into the anniversaries of moving into homes. He shares a heartwarming reflection on the 14th anniversary of moving into his family's mountain home, and even dives into the amusing world of word birthdays and language exploration. And if that's not enough, get ready for an entertaining anecdote about the time Chris cracked up Michael Jordan. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this episode filled with whimsical celebrations and unexpected laughter.

]]> 00:09:32 <![CDATA[Episode 15 - The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Sides of the Super Bowl - Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 07 Feb 2024 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1655975 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-15-6 From his thoughts on the logistics of hosting the Super Bowl in New York and New Jersey to his musings on celebrating a Steelers victory, Chris shares his unique perspective and entertaining anecdotes. With his signature wit and storytelling prowess, Chris captivates us with his take on the NFL and invites us to share our thoughts on the winter Super Bowl and more. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and enjoy this vibrant episode of "Use All The Crayons."

]]> full 15 1 false From his thoughts on the logistics of hosting the Super Bowl in New York and New Jersey to his musings on celebrating a Steelers victory, Chris shares his unique perspective and entertaining anecdotes. With his signature wit and storytelling prowess, Chris captivates us with his take on the NFL and invites us to share our thoughts on the winter Super Bowl and more. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and enjoy this vibrant episode of "Use All The Crayons."

]]> 00:09:17 <![CDATA[Episode 14 - Tickling Rats and TV Laughs: Unraveling the Mysteries of Humor and Laughter - The Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 31 Jan 2024 13:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1648785 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-14-12 From clean jokes to laugh tracks, and even the ticklishness of rats. Chris shares anecdotes, jokes, and his musings on the role of laughter in our lives. We also delve into the controversial use of laugh tracks in sitcoms and how it may influence our perception of humor. Join us for an entertaining and thought-provoking discussion on the nature of comedy and the importance of laughter in our daily lives.

]]> full 14 1 false From clean jokes to laugh tracks, and even the ticklishness of rats. Chris shares anecdotes, jokes, and his musings on the role of laughter in our lives. We also delve into the controversial use of laugh tracks in sitcoms and how it may influence our perception of humor. Join us for an entertaining and thought-provoking discussion on the nature of comedy and the importance of laughter in our daily lives.

]]> 00:15:09 <![CDATA[Episode 13 - Misadventures with Bruce Willis, Julia Roberts, and Charles Bronson's Mom- Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1639726 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-13-16 This week we have stories of mistaken celebrity identity and unexpected encounters. From attending Bruce Willis's event as a pretend VIP to inadvertently receiving an assignment to stake out Charles Bronson's mom's funeral, the experiences are both comical and heartwarming. Amid amusing misadventures and undercover antics, Chris's encounters with confusion, laughter, and unsuspecting subjects make for a delightful and entertaining listen. Join us as we explore the world of celebrity mishaps and the unpredictable nature of life in the limelight.

]]> full 13 1 false This week we have stories of mistaken celebrity identity and unexpected encounters. From attending Bruce Willis's event as a pretend VIP to inadvertently receiving an assignment to stake out Charles Bronson's mom's funeral, the experiences are both comical and heartwarming. Amid amusing misadventures and undercover antics, Chris's encounters with confusion, laughter, and unsuspecting subjects make for a delightful and entertaining listen. Join us as we explore the world of celebrity mishaps and the unpredictable nature of life in the limelight.

]]> 00:11:58 <![CDATA[Episode 12- Jodie Foster, Sex Parties, and The Revenant - Use All the Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 17 Jan 2024 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1631283 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-12-14 A colorful array of topics, from a Hollywood Lifetime Achievement Award to the wild world of sex parties and the enduring impact of a harsh winter. Host Chris Rodell and his guests share personal anecdotes and observations on a wide range of subjects, including encounters with iconic actors, reflections on controversial films, and the charming yet treacherous nature of winter getaways. Join us as we explore the intriguing, humorous, and sometimes unexpected facets of life in this captivating and thought-provoking episode.

]]> full 12 1 false A colorful array of topics, from a Hollywood Lifetime Achievement Award to the wild world of sex parties and the enduring impact of a harsh winter. Host Chris Rodell and his guests share personal anecdotes and observations on a wide range of subjects, including encounters with iconic actors, reflections on controversial films, and the charming yet treacherous nature of winter getaways. Join us as we explore the intriguing, humorous, and sometimes unexpected facets of life in this captivating and thought-provoking episode.

]]> 00:12:09 <![CDATA[Episode 11- How Chris Became the Most Wanted and Least Wanted Man - Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 10 Jan 2024 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1630517 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-11-16 A bizarre burglary, almost dying on a frozen lake, and a surprising encounter with a Pennsylvania State Trooper. The theme for today's stories is law and order, and later, Chris reminisces about his time as a reporter for the National Enquirer, offering an amusing and insightful look into his past exploits. With humorous anecdotes and intriguing insights, this episode is sure to entertain and enlighten you. Stay tuned for captivating storytelling and colorful adventures on Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell.

]]> 11 1 false A bizarre burglary, almost dying on a frozen lake, and a surprising encounter with a Pennsylvania State Trooper. The theme for today's stories is law and order, and later, Chris reminisces about his time as a reporter for the National Enquirer, offering an amusing and insightful look into his past exploits. With humorous anecdotes and intriguing insights, this episode is sure to entertain and enlighten you. Stay tuned for captivating storytelling and colorful adventures on Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell.

]]> 00:14:32 <![CDATA[Episode 10 - From Mollie Unger to Lumberjacks: Thrilling True Stories That Missed the Headlines - Use All The Crayons Podcastt]]> Thu, 28 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1619047 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-10-20 From the inspiring story of Mollie Unger, a single mother of twins who accomplished daily tasks with her feet, to a humorous account of attending a concert with his father, Chris's stories are sure to captivate and entertain. In this episode of "Use All The Crayons," host Chris Rodell shares tales of remarkable individuals and unexpected adventures. Join us as we explore the remarkable feats that may not have made it to the pages of the National Enquirer but certainly pass the Mollie Unger test.

]]> full 10 1 false From the inspiring story of Mollie Unger, a single mother of twins who accomplished daily tasks with her feet, to a humorous account of attending a concert with his father, Chris's stories are sure to captivate and entertain. In this episode of "Use All The Crayons," host Chris Rodell shares tales of remarkable individuals and unexpected adventures. Join us as we explore the remarkable feats that may not have made it to the pages of the National Enquirer but certainly pass the Mollie Unger test.

]]> 00:07:34 <![CDATA[Episode 09 - Christmas Cards, Celebrity Encounters, and the Enigmatic Teenage Jesus - Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 20 Dec 2023 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1619046 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-9-16 Today, we'll be talking about It's a Wonderful Life, the obnoxious practice of cajoling celebrities to be in your family Christmas card portraits, and why there isn't more written about the teenage Jesus. Chris shares about his annual pilgrimage to the Jimmy Steward museum and delves into the pressure for perfection during the holidays, celebrity family Christmas card portraits, and the mysterious teenage years of Jesus. Join us as we explore these colorful and thought-provoking topics on this festive episode.

]]> full 9 1 false Today, we'll be talking about It's a Wonderful Life, the obnoxious practice of cajoling celebrities to be in your family Christmas card portraits, and why there isn't more written about the teenage Jesus. Chris shares about his annual pilgrimage to the Jimmy Steward museum and delves into the pressure for perfection during the holidays, celebrity family Christmas card portraits, and the mysterious teenage years of Jesus. Join us as we explore these colorful and thought-provoking topics on this festive episode.

]]> 00:09:51 <![CDATA[Episode 08 - Christmas jokes that are sure to sleigh, a heartwarming Christmas tale, and reclaiming the word "Humbug" -Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 13 Dec 2023 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1613983 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-8-19 Chris Rodell shares a collection of Christmas jokes to kick off the festive spirit, followed by a heartfelt and humorous personal anecdote set during Christmas in 2009. As he narrates this engaging story of mistaken identity and impromptu social interaction, Rodell explores the themes of kindness, deception, and the desire for comfort and joy during the holiday season. He then delves into the history and modern usage of the term "humbug," offering a thought-provoking perspective on the American penchant for hyperbole and humbuggery. This episode promises to entertain, provoke thought, and inspire a warm and happy "humbug" this Christmas and beyond.

Join Chris Rodell on this podcast journey, where humor meets heart, and where every story is a burst of color. Don't miss out on the laughter, tears, and, of course, the crayons.

]]> full 8 1 false Chris Rodell shares a collection of Christmas jokes to kick off the festive spirit, followed by a heartfelt and humorous personal anecdote set during Christmas in 2009. As he narrates this engaging story of mistaken identity and impromptu social interaction, Rodell explores the themes of kindness, deception, and the desire for comfort and joy during the holiday season. He then delves into the history and modern usage of the term "humbug," offering a thought-provoking perspective on the American penchant for hyperbole and humbuggery. This episode promises to entertain, provoke thought, and inspire a warm and happy "humbug" this Christmas and beyond.

Join Chris Rodell on this podcast journey, where humor meets heart, and where every story is a burst of color. Don't miss out on the laughter, tears, and, of course, the crayons.

]]> 00:10:06 <![CDATA[Episode 07 - Christmas Traditions and Impertinent Questions - Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 06 Dec 2023 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1610348 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-7-21 On Tom Petty, Rolling Rock Beer, and Santa Clause, Indiana. Chris Rodell takes listeners on a nostalgic journey through his youth, reflecting on the impact of Tom Petty and Rolling Rock beer. The narrative weaves through diverse topics, including a festive visit to Santa Claus, Indiana, insights into Chris's writing career, a humorous take on Parkinson's disease, and musings on life's oddities. The episode features a candid interview about Chris's writing process, a glimpse into his favorite Christmas traditions, and wraps up with his unique perspective on the world. With a blend of humor, nostalgia, and candid storytelling, Use All the Crayons offers a colorful exploration of life's vibrant hues.

]]> full 7 1 false On Tom Petty, Rolling Rock Beer, and Santa Clause, Indiana. Chris Rodell takes listeners on a nostalgic journey through his youth, reflecting on the impact of Tom Petty and Rolling Rock beer. The narrative weaves through diverse topics, including a festive visit to Santa Claus, Indiana, insights into Chris's writing career, a humorous take on Parkinson's disease, and musings on life's oddities. The episode features a candid interview about Chris's writing process, a glimpse into his favorite Christmas traditions, and wraps up with his unique perspective on the world. With a blend of humor, nostalgia, and candid storytelling, Use All the Crayons offers a colorful exploration of life's vibrant hues.

]]> 00:12:36 <![CDATA[Episode 06 - Lay-trobe vs LA-trobe and a journey through Jackson Texas - Use All The Crayons Podcast]]> Wed, 29 Nov 2023 13:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1601020 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-6-25 Today, we delve into the intriguing tale of the pronunciation of "Latrobe" and the charming confusion of Lake Jackson, Texas, known for its quirky street names. Join host Chris Rodell as he unravels the debate over the pronunciation of "Latrobe" with humor and wit, and takes us on a whimsical journey through the unconventional town planning of Lake Jackson. From the enchanting allure of a French-sounding "Latrobe" to the amusing misadventures of postman Joe, this episode promises a delightful blend of whimsy and curiosity. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the colorful stories we have in store for you.

]]> full 6 1 false Today, we delve into the intriguing tale of the pronunciation of "Latrobe" and the charming confusion of Lake Jackson, Texas, known for its quirky street names. Join host Chris Rodell as he unravels the debate over the pronunciation of "Latrobe" with humor and wit, and takes us on a whimsical journey through the unconventional town planning of Lake Jackson. From the enchanting allure of a French-sounding "Latrobe" to the amusing misadventures of postman Joe, this episode promises a delightful blend of whimsy and curiosity. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the colorful stories we have in store for you.

]]> 00:14:51 <![CDATA[Episode 05 - From Pat Downs to Turkeys: Exploring Thanksgiving Tales - Use All The Crayons Podcast with Chris Rodell]]> Wed, 22 Nov 2023 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1599974 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-5-24 Find out about the hidden history of Thanksgiving as we delve into the book "Mayflower" by Nathaniel Philbrick. Prepare to have your preconceived notions shattered as we uncover the true story of the Pilgrims and their journey to America. But hold on tight, because it's not all pilgrim bonnets and feasting. In this episode, we'll take a lighthearted detour into the world of names, specifically the name "Pat Downes." Discover the unexpected reactions and humorous anecdotes that arise from sharing a name associated with the infamous airport security pat-downs. And finally, we'll tackle a thought-provoking question: Is it time to give God a break? Explore the intriguing concept of a national "No Pray Week" and contemplate the impact of incessant prayers on an almighty deity. We'll discuss the role of prayer in our society, its effects on world events, and whether a break from prayer might lead to a better world. It's an audacious proposal that challenges traditional beliefs, and we can't wait to hear your thoughts on this controversial topic.

 

So grab your crayons and prepare for a colorful journey through history, human connections, and provocative ideas. 

]]> full 5 1 false Find out about the hidden history of Thanksgiving as we delve into the book "Mayflower" by Nathaniel Philbrick. Prepare to have your preconceived notions shattered as we uncover the true story of the Pilgrims and their journey to America. But hold on tight, because it's not all pilgrim bonnets and feasting. In this episode, we'll take a lighthearted detour into the world of names, specifically the name "Pat Downes." Discover the unexpected reactions and humorous anecdotes that arise from sharing a name associated with the infamous airport security pat-downs. And finally, we'll tackle a thought-provoking question: Is it time to give God a break? Explore the intriguing concept of a national "No Pray Week" and contemplate the impact of incessant prayers on an almighty deity. We'll discuss the role of prayer in our society, its effects on world events, and whether a break from prayer might lead to a better world. It's an audacious proposal that challenges traditional beliefs, and we can't wait to hear your thoughts on this controversial topic.

 

So grab your crayons and prepare for a colorful journey through history, human connections, and provocative ideas. 

]]> 00:12:57 <![CDATA[Episode 04 - On Wrestling Alligators, Manly Bona Fides, and the Fine Art of Knowing When to Quit - Use All The Crayons Podcast with Chris Rodell]]> Wed, 15 Nov 2023 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1588548 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-4-36 First up, our host shares a fascinating encounter with a woman who describes her former boss as "Christlike." This sparks a discussion about the impact of Fred Rogers and Arnold Palmer on the community of Latrobe. Next, we have a special guest, Stan Gordon, who offers a colorful living tip of the day. Be sure to tune in and discover what insightful advice he has to offer. Then, Chris takes us back to 1995 when he found himself face-to-face with alligators in the Everglades. Unbelievable tales of gator attacks and wrestling adventures ensue, leaving you both amazed and entertained. But it doesn't end there! We also hear from John Jamison, a retired sheep farmer, who shares his wisdom on knowing precisely when to quit. And lastly, Chris candidly discusses his financial struggles, offering a unique perspective on being "concave broke." Get ready for a wild, thought-provoking, and vibrant episode as we explore the colorful stories that paint the tapestry of life. 

]]> full 4 1 false First up, our host shares a fascinating encounter with a woman who describes her former boss as "Christlike." This sparks a discussion about the impact of Fred Rogers and Arnold Palmer on the community of Latrobe. Next, we have a special guest, Stan Gordon, who offers a colorful living tip of the day. Be sure to tune in and discover what insightful advice he has to offer. Then, Chris takes us back to 1995 when he found himself face-to-face with alligators in the Everglades. Unbelievable tales of gator attacks and wrestling adventures ensue, leaving you both amazed and entertained. But it doesn't end there! We also hear from John Jamison, a retired sheep farmer, who shares his wisdom on knowing precisely when to quit. And lastly, Chris candidly discusses his financial struggles, offering a unique perspective on being "concave broke." Get ready for a wild, thought-provoking, and vibrant episode as we explore the colorful stories that paint the tapestry of life. 

]]> 00:09:00 <![CDATA[Episode 03 - The Importance of Naps and the Unusual Case of the "Well-Endowed" Fugitive - Use All The Crayons past With Chris Rodell]]> Wed, 08 Nov 2023 12:15:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1571121 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-3-24 Host Chris Rodell takes us on a journey through his fascinating career as a writer and storyteller. From his early days in the 8th grade, where he discovered his knack for storytelling, to his time as a top reporter for the infamous National Enquirer, Chris shares tales of daring, humor, and the power of a well-told story. But this episode is not just about Chris's adventures in the world of journalism. We'll also delve into a rather unusual story involving an escaped prisoner who gained notoriety for a rather unique attribute. As Chris retells the story, we can't help but wonder why a detective felt compelled to share such information and how it became newsworthy. And in a lighter segment, Mike Ciotti from 512 Coffee and Ice Cream offers a colorful tip of the day, urging us to be like Johnny Appleseed and spread the word about the benefits of power napping. Plus, Mayor Eric Bartels shares his reading tips and Chris muses on the significance of a ZIP code. So sit back, relax, and join us as we explore the vibrant world of storytelling and uncover some truly unforgettable tales. Get ready to use all the crayons in this episode of "Use All the Crayons"!

]]> full 3 1 false Host Chris Rodell takes us on a journey through his fascinating career as a writer and storyteller. From his early days in the 8th grade, where he discovered his knack for storytelling, to his time as a top reporter for the infamous National Enquirer, Chris shares tales of daring, humor, and the power of a well-told story. But this episode is not just about Chris's adventures in the world of journalism. We'll also delve into a rather unusual story involving an escaped prisoner who gained notoriety for a rather unique attribute. As Chris retells the story, we can't help but wonder why a detective felt compelled to share such information and how it became newsworthy. And in a lighter segment, Mike Ciotti from 512 Coffee and Ice Cream offers a colorful tip of the day, urging us to be like Johnny Appleseed and spread the word about the benefits of power napping. Plus, Mayor Eric Bartels shares his reading tips and Chris muses on the significance of a ZIP code. So sit back, relax, and join us as we explore the vibrant world of storytelling and uncover some truly unforgettable tales. Get ready to use all the crayons in this episode of "Use All the Crayons"!

]]> 00:09:01 <![CDATA[Episode 02 - On Mattresses, FEMA, and Insurance - Use All The Crayons Podcast with Chris Rodell]]> Wed, 08 Nov 2023 12:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1567592 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-2-41 It's a wild ride through through unexpected corners of the NFL and acts of God! Ever wondered how FEMA would handle a biblical-style plague? Chris is going to tell you. Dive into a colorful journey through Chris's life, from his waterbed adventures to quirky moments with his wife Val. Discover his offbeat yet genius solutions to save the NFL, from reducing equipment to halftime team talent shows. With humor and insight, Chris tackles the issues plaguing professional football while keeping you entertained and engaged.

Buckle up for a whirlwind of wit, wisdom, and wild ideas in this episode. Whether you're a sports enthusiast, a lover of unconventional stories, or just curious about acts of God, this episode promises laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of fun. Tune in and let the playful madness begin!

]]> full 2 1 false It's a wild ride through through unexpected corners of the NFL and acts of God! Ever wondered how FEMA would handle a biblical-style plague? Chris is going to tell you. Dive into a colorful journey through Chris's life, from his waterbed adventures to quirky moments with his wife Val. Discover his offbeat yet genius solutions to save the NFL, from reducing equipment to halftime team talent shows. With humor and insight, Chris tackles the issues plaguing professional football while keeping you entertained and engaged.

Buckle up for a whirlwind of wit, wisdom, and wild ideas in this episode. Whether you're a sports enthusiast, a lover of unconventional stories, or just curious about acts of God, this episode promises laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of fun. Tune in and let the playful madness begin!

]]> 00:11:35 <![CDATA[Episode 01 - Finding the Heart of Latrobe Around the Continent - Use All The Crayons Podcast with Chris Rodell]]> Wed, 01 Nov 2023 11:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1567591 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/episode-1-64 Journey from the heart of Latrobe to the darkest corners of America's roughest bar. Chris Rodell, the local celebrity and author known for his books on legends like Arnold Palmer and Fred Rogers, delves into the secrets of Latrobe, a town that continues to leave its mark on the world despite its modest size.

Join Chris and his guests, including Tin Lizzie owner Buck Pawlosky, as they unravel mysteries, share laughter, and explore the unexpected twists and turns of life in the fascinating town of Latrobe. So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and prepare to be captivated by the riveting stories that await you in this extraordinary episode. Don't miss out—hit play and let the adventure begin!

]]> full 1 1 false Journey from the heart of Latrobe to the darkest corners of America's roughest bar. Chris Rodell, the local celebrity and author known for his books on legends like Arnold Palmer and Fred Rogers, delves into the secrets of Latrobe, a town that continues to leave its mark on the world despite its modest size.

Join Chris and his guests, including Tin Lizzie owner Buck Pawlosky, as they unravel mysteries, share laughter, and explore the unexpected twists and turns of life in the fascinating town of Latrobe. So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and prepare to be captivated by the riveting stories that await you in this extraordinary episode. Don't miss out—hit play and let the adventure begin!

]]> 00:10:15 <![CDATA[Trailer - Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell]]> Fri, 01 Sep 2023 11:00:00 +0000 Chris Rodell https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/56150/episode/1563168 https://useallthecrayons.castos.com/episodes/use-all-the-crayons-teaser Ever wondered what it's like to gain 20 pounds in a week on the Elvis Presley diet? Or how about being handcuffed to your spouse for 72 hours to test the strength of your love? Dive into the wild, whimsical, and downright wacky world of Latrobe, PA native, Chris Rodell in the latest episode of the "Use All The Crayons" podcast.

With over 3,000 stories penned for iconic magazines like People, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, and Cooking Light, Chris has seen, done, and written it all. From laying on a bed of nails with 50 pounds of concrete on his chest to waking up every day in search of the next intriguing tale or interview, Chris's life is anything but ordinary.

While some writers boast about their interviews with presidents and kings, Chris revels in the unique experiences that have shaped his colorful career. Whether he's working for or getting rejected by America's top magazines, Chris's zest for life and storytelling remains unmatched.

Join us as Chris shares his most unforgettable moments, the lessons he's learned, and the stories that have yet to be told. If you're in the mood for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, laughter, and sheer amazement, this podcast is a must-listen.

]]> trailer 1 false Ever wondered what it's like to gain 20 pounds in a week on the Elvis Presley diet? Or how about being handcuffed to your spouse for 72 hours to test the strength of your love? Dive into the wild, whimsical, and downright wacky world of Latrobe, PA native, Chris Rodell in the latest episode of the "Use All The Crayons" podcast.

With over 3,000 stories penned for iconic magazines like People, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, and Cooking Light, Chris has seen, done, and written it all. From laying on a bed of nails with 50 pounds of concrete on his chest to waking up every day in search of the next intriguing tale or interview, Chris's life is anything but ordinary.

While some writers boast about their interviews with presidents and kings, Chris revels in the unique experiences that have shaped his colorful career. Whether he's working for or getting rejected by America's top magazines, Chris's zest for life and storytelling remains unmatched.

Join us as Chris shares his most unforgettable moments, the lessons he's learned, and the stories that have yet to be told. If you're in the mood for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, laughter, and sheer amazement, this podcast is a must-listen.

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