The Most Important Election Of Our Lives

Nuclear Family Abolition Vs Sitcom Families

Ghost Coast Radio — Sun, 05 Apr 2026 01:13:07 +0000

Hola, Voterinos!

Shitposter and Bluesky darling, Sage (@trans.bsky.social, transgender.gay), hops into the voting booth to discuss what it means to be a family. This lead us to wondering what makes a Family on TV?

Are the Friends more than friends? Could Modern Family be even MORE modern?
How many of these families would be better off without the dad and why is it almost all of them?

Thankfully we have a Podcast that does this sort of thing,

It’s Nuclear Family Abolition Vs Sitcom Families on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:01) - Kissing in the Voting Booth
(00:01:47) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
(00:02:23) - I Don't Think I'll VOTE Today
(00:03:49) - A Few Minutes With Sage
(00:05:16) - Transgender Gay: Thank You!
(00:06:35) - The Digimon Episode Challenge
(00:09:29) - The Future of the Family
(00:14:37) - TV Sitcoms Are Psychical Warfare
(00:16:57) - Was There A Sitcom Family That You Watched?
(00:21:50) - I Voted
(00:22:10) - How to Get Out to Vote
(00:22:49) - Are the Friends of Friends a Family?
(00:26:13) - Are The Cheers Casts Really Family?
(00:31:17) - The Work Wife vs The Family
(00:35:20) - Family Is Family, or Not
(00:36:45) - Would Polyamory Fix Some Sit Families?
(00:37:03) - What Would The Friends From Friends Be Like If They Were All Poly
(00:39:18) - How Polyamory Would Fix The Big Bang Theory
(00:42:49) - What If Donna's Parents Were Swingers?
(00:44:18) - Which sitcom Would Do A Very Special Episode About Universal Child Care?
(00:47:54) - Should Kids Be Able To Vote?
(00:51:11) - Who Would You Want in Your Family?
(00:52:08) - Red Foreman On The Cult Of The Show
(00:53:57) - Who's The Best Sitcom Family?
(00:57:04) - Kooky Uncle From Bewitched
(00:58:24) - Who Should Be The Moody Teen?
(01:01:06) - Favorite Full House Character
(01:02:14) - Favorite Baby From The Good Place
(01:04:30) - Where Can We Find You?

Candidate Sam Bregman Vs Landman

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 18 Mar 2026 23:31:56 +0000

Today’s episode is a little different. We’ve got Sam Bregman, the current Bernalillo County District Attorney, former Albuquerque city councilor, longtime attorney, and now candidate for governor of New Mexico. Instead of doing a typical (what is that around here?) episode, we’re using a TV show about oil, labor, wealth, and local fallout to talk about the actual politics of this state. Sam Bregman was appointed Bernalillo County DA in 2023 and later elected to continue in the office; his background includes prior work as an assistant DA, private attorney, and Albuquerque city councilor.

Talking about the reality of the political future of energy in New Mexico. . .Vs Landman the most fantastical look at the subject of Fossil Fuels in some time.

It's the Most Important (New Mexico) Election of Our Lives!

Chapters

(00:00:01) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
(00:00:31) - The Most Important Election of Our Lives
(00:02:15) - 2018 Bernalillo County District Attorney's race
(00:05:12) - In the Elevator With Jerry Landman
(00:06:24) - Local government in New Mexico
(00:10:33) - Democrat Gubernatorial Candidate Chris Cuomo on Being a Practical Democrat
(00:13:36) - Landman: Oil and the state of New Mexico
(00:19:00) - On His Pro-Oil Stance
(00:21:14) - Gov. Susana Martinez on New Mexico's energy future
(00:24:23) - State government's role in New Mexico
(00:27:22) - Santa Fe County Sheriff's Office: Keeping the Environment and Safety
(00:32:03) - What Can We Do to Reduce Youth Crime?
(00:37:42) - In the Elevator With the Voters
(00:38:08) - milo on A Season of Landman in New Mexico
(00:39:26) - Billy Bob Thornton on Running for Political Office in New Mexico
(00:42:07) - Sam Bregman on Why New Mexicans Should Vote in November
(00:43:06) - Favorite New Mexico TV Show and Movie

Re-Election:The Addams Family Vs Wrestling Politician's W/Ella Tailor

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 04 Mar 2026 03:47:25 +0000

It's another Re Election week! We are rivisting Episode Four! Special note from the guest this week and the Editor/producer writing this, everytime someone says Garak just pretend you hear "Ella" easy peasy.

ENJOY THE SHOW!!

This week, we grapple with two worlds where loyalty, drama, and larger-than-life personas collide: wrestlers turned politicians and their fictional counterparts, the Addams Family. What happens when these characters take their weird lives into politics?

Can a fire-breathing bigot beat a genteel goth in the polls? And which fictional family member would thrive in a primary?

"Wrestlers in Politics": From Glenn Jacobs (Kane) as Knox County's mayor to Jesse Ventura rewriting Minnesota's political history, we explore the bizarre trajectory of grapplers in government.
"Meet the Addams Family": A deep dive into how these guys would fare in the political ring. Who could win over swing states, and which member has the hustle to take the campaign trail?
"Gomez Adams vs. John Cena": Could the world's most famous invisible man out-campaign the Addams patriarch? We set the stage in Florida, 2004, and let the battle of charisma unfold.
"Lurch vs. Abraham Lincoln": Two tall legends go head-to-head. Would Lincoln's wrestling chops hold up against Lurch’s reach and measured pace? The stats—and the history books—say.. maybe.
"Morticia vs. Linda McMahon": A showdown for Connecticut’s governor’s seat in 2012. Policy wonk Linda meets her match in Morticia’s gothic charm. Who can win over the Nutmeg State’s swing voters?

Chapters

(00:00:00) - We Got It Wrong
(00:04:27) - The Brexit Guest List Episode
(00:08:55) - Oh, How British People Hate Trans People
(00:09:40) - Wrestling Politicians vs. Real People
(00:10:22) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
(00:15:04) - Fake Fights: Nepotism On Wrestling
(00:17:14) - Famous Wrestlers In Politics
(00:22:27) - Pro Wrestling Is Full of MAGA Fans
(00:24:47) - Are There Characters Who Have Pretended to Be Politicians?
(00:26:31) - The Adams Family
(00:29:54) - Gomez Adams vs John Cena For Governor Of Florida
(00:33:49) - Gomez Adams Could Beat John Cena
(00:37:49) - Cousin It vs. Rhino
(00:40:57) - Cousin It or Rhino?
(00:41:29) - Visit Ghost Coast Studios
(00:42:18) - Imagine Ric Flair vs Rick Lurch in 2000
(00:46:52) - If Ric Flair Could Flip the Election, Would He Do It
(00:48:39) - Linda McMahon vs Morticia Adams
(00:53:38) - Does Connecticut Have a Democrat or a Republican Governor?
(00:56:48) - Addams Family Character Could End The Civil War The Fastest
(01:01:13) - Could Lurch Beat Abraham Lincoln In A Row Wrestling Match?
(01:03:26) - John Cena Would Beat Abraham Lincoln In MMA
(01:06:53) - Punishment for Voting in the Election

Dune(Villenueve) Vs. Psychadelics Legislation

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 18 Feb 2026 07:01:19 +0000

Yeah I’m Dune. . .Dune Drugs

Podcaster and Internet Darling Kristi Yammaguccimane Flings the voting booth across space and time to the desert planet Arrakis.

An intergalactic society that exchanged reliance on computers for reliance on Heavy Psychedelic Drugs. Honestly, Por Que no los dos?

It’s Dune Vs Psychadelic Legislation on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Findables:
The Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhostCoastRadio

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

ReElection: Who Said it? Metal Gear Solid or The GW Bush Administration?

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 28 Jan 2026 05:09:47 +0000

Hey folks, this is a Rebroadcast of the Infamous Metal Gear Solid episode. It felt fitting given the inevitable abolition of the DHS. Let's revisit it's beginnings!

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There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. But there is also. . .Metal Gear. Who said it? A Japanese Video Game Developer or a Conservative American Politician?: More importantly, who gave Hideo Kojima the Lathe of Heaven? We connect the dots between Metal Gear’s critique of American politics and the modern challenges of Living with the reality of those politics.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Metal Gear Solid: The Deep Lore Premiere
(00:02:24) - The Metal Gear Solid Episode 3
(00:06:01) - Metal Gear Rising Revenge
(00:08:35) - Don't Get In Line To Vote
(00:09:45) - Voting in the 2020 election
(00:12:43) - The Patriots: The Wise Men's Committee
(00:13:16) - Hate Speech
(00:15:04) - Metal Gear Solid 2 Was Originally Scripted After 9/11
(00:17:43) - Metal Gear Solid and the Patriot Act
(00:19:57) - Metal Gear Solid vs. The Patriot Act
(00:23:48) - Metal Gear Solid: The Patriot Act
(00:28:15) - Metal Gear Solid vs Kingdom Hearts
(00:31:22) - Metal Gear Solid: The Patriot Act
(00:33:10) - Vote Like A Metal Gear Solid Fanatic
(00:36:08) - "There Are Unknown Unknowns"
(00:37:09) - Both Real Life and The Video Game
(00:37:57) - Metal Gear Solid: Liquid Snake vs.
(00:38:59) - In the Elevator With Karl Rove
(00:40:08) - George W. Bush and The Colonel
(00:41:00) - Does Evil Hunter From Metal Gear Solid
(00:41:59) - Real Life George W. Bush Quotes vs. Metal Gear Solid
(00:45:44) - Metal Gear Solid And Ocelot
(00:48:41) - Which Metal Gear Solid Character Has The Most Legends?
(00:51:30) - Metal Gear Solid vs. Trump: Big Boss
(00:54:28) - Political Quotes From Metal Gear Solid 3
(00:57:43) - Metal Gear Solid: Who's Grateful In American Life
(01:02:05) - Oh My Metal Gear Solid Quotation
(01:02:43) - Metal Gear Solid The Rear Echelon
(01:06:53) - Voting For The Hardest Quotes
(01:10:13) - Metal Gear Solid 2 Or Real Life?
(01:13:45) - Is This A Metal Gear Solid Quote?
(01:14:40) - Metal Gear Solid: Nobody Can Do Everything
(01:15:52) - "If I Got That Right," Kennedy Says
(01:16:12) - Voting For The First Time... Metal Gear Solid
(01:20:50) - Voting For Democrats and Republicans

The Boys Vs Andrew Jackson

Ghost Coast Radio — Tue, 13 Jan 2026 23:27:58 +0000

Oi, Eewie, we gawt to Duel a President. . .

Long time Kennedy Pod Friend Awkword (Thisisawkword.com) has brought us a revisiting of a particular Karl Urban character and a deep dive on the superpowered and drug powered antics of The Boys.

What Historical figure could possibly match the sheer evil and Fascistic Orgy of Violence that is Homelander and The Seven?

Andrew Jackson, no question.

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

*Editors note* this was recorded a while ago before the the bat shit notion that our criminal leadership would start world war three over a Mercator Projection became far less funny. Oops.

Findables:
The Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhostCoastRadio

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:01) - Vote in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
(00:03:22) - In the Elevator With Anthony Kennedy
(00:05:40) - Global Warning
(00:13:25) - Antifa on The Left's Shift to the Right
(00:21:11) - Andrew Jackson vs Donald Trump
(00:25:50) - The Brandon's Club
(00:27:18) - Andrew Jackson Was A Violent Man
(00:33:05) - Andrew Jackson Would Be An Amazing Isekai Character
(00:35:54) - If Andrew Jackson Were In Charge Of The 7, What Would He
(00:41:30) - Andrew Jackson Would Have Accepted Stormfront As
(00:45:03) - What Do People Get Their Powers From?
(00:47:00) - Do We Think Andrew Jackson Would Pardon Or Execute The Boys
(00:52:40) - Boys vs. Andrew Jackson
(00:58:40) - The Fight in the Pokemon Universe
(00:59:19) - How popular is Pokemon with people in our generation?
(01:01:22) - Trump on His Plan to Take Greenland
(01:05:35) - What About Community Infrastructure?
(01:07:15) - Andrew Jackson Would Put Restrictions On Catholic Soup
(01:11:46) - "Catholics Don't Need Superheroes"
(01:12:50) - Trump's Fear of Trans People
(01:14:14) - Cancel Andrew Jackson's Presidential Nomination

Pod by Lightning

Ghost Coast Radio — Mon, 29 Dec 2025 21:45:05 +0000

Wake Up Dead Man From Ohio!

These week The Voters are taking on the booth alone. It’s a Guestless week that we have taken to discuss the new Netflix hit Mini-series Death By Lightning.

A (mostly) accurate look at one of the stranger elections in the US and certainly one of it’s most unfortunate Assassinations. Plus, Nick Offerman as Mob Enforcer Vice President Chester A. Arthur. AND SWEARS!

We run down the top 10 deaths by lightning in history (some of which we just made up)
Discuss where Netflix can go from here with this fresh new IP that is American History
And it wouldn’t be us if we didn’t Isekai some Ohio Politicians.

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Findables:
The Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhostCoastRadio

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:01) - This TV Show Is About The Election
(00:03:44) - Ella Taylor on the Podcast
(00:06:10) - Punishment for Plugging Yourself
(00:07:07) - James Garfield In Death By Lightning
(00:09:11) - Top 10 Deaths By Lightning
(00:12:39) - Smash Brothers: A Numbers Attack
(00:13:01) - Top 10 Famous People Killed By Lightning
(00:15:41) - 10 Top 10 Deaths By Lightning
(00:16:40) - St. Patrick's Day: The Death of Lugaid
(00:18:06) - Top 4 Things You Don't Like About Pokemon
(00:19:37) - 9 Famous People Killed By Lightning
(00:22:47) - The Number One Death by Lightning
(00:23:25) - Jake Paul vs Andrew Tate
(00:26:08) - Jake Paul Is #1 In The Suicide Forest of Ohio
(00:28:40) - Death by Lightning Review
(00:33:56) - The Real Chester A. Arthur's Redemption arc
(00:40:05) - Netflix's Search for Its Identity
(00:43:24) - The Four Horsemen Review
(00:47:20) - Death by Lightning Review
(00:49:05) - Death by Lightning: A Spin Off
(00:55:15) - Let's Make a Charles Guiteau Movie
(00:59:22) - How Different Would Ohio Politics Have Been If Jerry Springer Had Run for
(01:04:41) - Are You A Real Ohio Boy?
(01:07:33) - What Would J.D. Vance Have Done In The Era of
(01:09:10) - What If Vivek Ramas Go Back To His Time...
(01:14:09) - Voting in the Presidential Election

Star Trek Vs The United States Postal Service

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 17 Dec 2025 03:28:22 +0000

To boldly Vote, where no Oregonian has Voted before. . .

This week vote by mail champion, Author, Journalist, and Chaos Muppet, Claire Willet joins us in the booth!

Her topic is a deep well of lore. And Data. Though Andrew informs us he should have been called Datum. It’s Star Trek Day!

What could we possibly match up to the Federation? It’s deeply held traditions and bureaucracies? It’s struggles of communication and exploration into a frontier, final or otherwise?

Well the United States Postal Service of course!

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Findables:
Claire’s Writings: clairewillettwrites.com
The Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhostCoastRadio

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:01) - Voting in Space
(00:01:45) - Claire Willett on the Muppet Ball
(00:03:18) - Claire Willett on Working On Projects
(00:07:01) - Star Trek
(00:07:46) - What Makes You Love Star Trek
(00:12:36) - Star Trek: The Post Office analogy
(00:15:17) - Post Office: Shocking Editor
(00:16:48) - Post Office vs. Private Property
(00:23:03) - Voting in the 2020 election
(00:23:43) - Voters Cast Their Votes By Mail
(00:24:39) - Post Office: The Future of Communication
(00:25:35) - How Star Trek Developed the Telegraph
(00:32:04) - The Prime Directive or the Universal Service Obligation?
(00:36:48) - Who Would You Trust To Keep California Updated About the Union?
(00:42:51) - What Would Your Package Get Through If It Were Invisible?
(00:46:48) - Who, Who Would Be The Most Likely To Tamper With Your
(00:50:56) - The Time Travel Cops
(00:55:08) - Letter to Q from Star Trek
(00:56:54) - Whoever Would Run the Space Dead Letter Office
(00:57:52) - Dead Letter Office
(00:59:08) - How to Run a Sci-Fi Ship
(01:01:22) - Battlefield Mail
(01:03:07) - Cardassian Military Training on Deep Space 9
(01:06:08) - Star Trek: If Only A Sister Got A Stamp
(01:10:13) - Ferengi Stamps
(01:11:44) - Final Vote in Space Democracy
(01:12:24) - How Much Faster Does Voyager Get Back If They Have 50 Books of
(01:14:54) - The Value of a Ferengi Forever Stamp
(01:17:53) - Voting in the 2020 election
(01:18:47) - Where Can People Find Claire Willett?

Space Court w/Judge Link

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 03 Dec 2025 01:35:04 +0000

In Space no one can hear you yell “Objection!”

This week we leave blue skies behind and rise above it all to the serene emptiness of Space.

*finger to ear piece*I’m actually being told by our guest that there is just so much shit up there.

Space Law Expert and Social Media Scofflaw* AJ Link is in the booth this week!

However, like some sort of surprisingly good live action Transformer this voting booth is becoming a COURT ROOM!

Judge Link resides as we take up a full docket of Sci Fi Television Cases and get a final verdict with REAL SPACE LAW!

It’s Space Court on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

*LINK DID NOTHING WRONG AND SHOULD BE REINSTATED POST HASTE

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
(00:03:22) - There Are More Than One Space Law Experts
(00:09:29) - Is There Any Law Violating in Space?
(00:14:54) - Space Law and Sci-Fi
(00:20:12) - What Do You Wish The Future Would Look Like?
(00:22:23) - The Case of Space Judge Link
(00:24:47) - Judge Link: There's No President of the Galaxy
(00:27:24) - Gru vs The United States
(00:30:31) - How Much Do You Know About Mobile Suit Gundam?
(00:30:52) - Minovsky Particles Protected Political Speech
(00:33:58) - Cowboy Bebop Live-Action
(00:37:06) - Was the Gate Corporation Responsible for the Gate Incident?
(00:39:50) - Dr. Robotnik vs The UN Security Council: Who Should Fix
(00:43:46) - Piccolo vs Gohan
(00:45:43) - Futurama vs Dragon Ball Z
(00:46:22) - Futurama vs Planet Express
(00:48:36) - Two More Cases From The Star Wars Wars Case
(00:50:57) - The Prime Directive
(00:52:34) - Space Law Questions for Week Three

The X-Files Vs The Epstein Files

Ghost Coast Radio — Thu, 20 Nov 2025 05:21:33 +0000

I Want to Believe. . .WOMEN!

Bust out the Maple Syrup, Slice up the Smoked Pork Roll, and hit the Katy Perry it’s a Canadian Podcast invasion!

Abby and the Uneven Flow of The Upnerd Podcasts join us in the voting booth with a groundbreaking bit of television that asked us to look to the skies and introduced America to Bisexuality. The X- Files!

As for the opposition?

After threatening us with a bad time since the inception of this show the day has finally come. . .

*Long drag off the Smoking Man’s Marlboro*

It’s The X-Files vs The Epstein Files on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:01) - Mark Zuckerberg Testifies Before Congress
(00:00:19) - Voting Booth Invasion
(00:03:16) - Voting In The Box Podcast
(00:06:08) - Abby Up Nerd on Up Nerd Podcast
(00:10:20) - Joe Rogan on The X-Files
(00:13:33) - Does ACAB Include The X-Files People?
(00:15:10) - The X Files Revisited
(00:19:19) - The X-Files Reboot
(00:26:17) - The X-Files Revival: Chris Carter
(00:29:16) - The Worst Thing Trump's Ever Done
(00:30:08) - The Epstein Files: The Worst Thing Happened In America
(00:33:41) - The Greatest Conspiracy of Our Time
(00:35:17) - XFiles Revival VOTES
(00:35:53) - What Vape Flavored Does The Smoking Man Buy?
(00:38:48) - Cigarette Smoking Man Cast
(00:42:08) - The X-Files Reboot
(00:47:10) - David Duchovny on The X Files Revival
(00:50:10) - Why Everyone Deserves to Be Anticipated in The X-Files
(00:55:08) - How The X-Files Reboot Should Get Fox Mulder Involved
(00:58:34) - The X-Files: When Will Fox Mulder Ate Up
(00:59:25) - Chris Carter Has A Contract
(01:02:47) - The X Files: A Cult Classic
(01:04:41) - Which X Files Character Could Have Most successfully Assassinated Epstein?
(01:08:31) - Pusher Gets the Monster Squad
(01:09:53) - Krychek In Both Cry Checks
(01:11:05) - Black Goo For Real People
(01:15:01) - You Could Do X-Files Today
(01:17:13) - The X Files Reboot: A Vote
(01:19:02) - Is That The Black Goo On J.K. Rowling
(01:20:39) - Up Nerd Podcast: Believe Woman
(01:23:35) - Podcast Review

Fallout Vs Y2K

Ghost Coast Radio — Thu, 06 Nov 2025 05:12:44 +0000

Get in the vault Wes Borland. . .

Before we say anything at all about today’s episode, I wanna start with a hearty “Go Birds!”

Musician and Shitposter (@emdashreed.bsky.social) joins us in the voting booth and brings us a look at a future so bright you gotta wear shades. Really good ones. Cuz of the Radiation.

Fallout is a franchise frozen in time in a strange futuristic version of the 1950’s.

But what if the world had taken just a few more decades to crumble. What if instead of Nuclear War between Capitalism and Communism the world fell prey to a Rogue Integer?

It’s Fallout vs Y2K on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:01) - The Election Vault
(00:00:51) - It's Time to VOTE
(00:01:40) - Voting: Emily Reed on Hulu
(00:05:27) - How I Became Invisible
(00:07:21) - Emily on The Fallout References
(00:10:08) - New Vegas: A Fallout 3 Mod
(00:17:21) - Y2K Is Ridical
(00:22:47) - What If Y2K Didn't Happen?
(00:24:36) - Voting in the Fallout 3
(00:25:22) - What Soundtrack Would The Y2K Fallout 2 Have?
(00:27:51) - In The Vault of Doom: Imagine Y2K
(00:28:52) - Who Would Get In to Paris Hilton's Vault?
(00:31:23) - What's The Method For Deciding Overseer In Paris Hilton's
(00:32:37) - How To Get Into Stephen Jobs's Vault
(00:35:31) - Imagine A Steve Jobs Vacation
(00:38:36) - Is Steve Jobs' Vault Successful?
(00:41:07) - What If Jeff Bezos Had A Vault
(00:44:00) - Is Jeff Bezos His Own First Overseer?
(00:46:17) - Amino's AOL Vault
(00:50:05) - Would Fred Durst Be In The MTV Vault?
(00:52:50) - What Is The Best Wasteland Currency? Pogs vs. Beanie
(00:54:25) - Who Would Be The Most Fearful Ghoul In Fallout 3?
(00:58:11) - Imagine Destiny's Child As
(01:00:29) - Warp Tour

Mass Effect: Space Brexit!?

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 22 Oct 2025 03:48:59 +0000

Folks. . .we did it.

We have A REAL LIFE VOTE PERSON. Candidate for Illinois 13 District Dylan Thomas Blaha (dylanforillinois.com)gets in the voting booth to educate us on progressive policy and Mass Effect!

What could we possibly relate to a deeply complex political situation including Expansionists, Isolationists, Libertarians, and let’s face it a whole bunch of racism?

It’s Space Brexit on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:01) - The 'Voting'
(00:01:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
(00:01:51) - A Real Voted Person on Our Podcast
(00:03:25) - Illinois House District 13 Gerrymandering
(00:04:19) - Democrat Dylan Blah on Why He's Running for Congress
(00:07:44) - What Is It About Mass Effect?
(00:11:20) - Mass Effect 2: The Universe
(00:15:52) - Mass Effect 3: The Brexiters
(00:22:45) - What Would It Look Like If Space Brexit
(00:27:00) - "The Solar Eclipse Is a Fascist Symbol?"
(00:28:29) - What is the Worst Human Product in the Systems Alliance?
(00:30:33) - How Much More Expensive Are Mass Relays Than the iPhone?
(00:34:13) - How Would Boris Johnson Spin Leaving the EU
(00:39:21) - The Most Racist Thing Ever Said
(00:41:24) - How Does a Planet Tell If It's Suffering From Climate Change
(00:47:03) - Which European Monarch Would Be The Most Terrible If Turned Into
(00:49:36) - Elizabeth the Corgi With Corgi Drone
(00:50:13) - Trump on Queen Elizabeth's State Funeral
(00:52:50) - Dylan Blaha for Illinois House, Seat 13
(00:54:11) - Mass Effect 2 VOTES

The Phantasm Films Vs The Death of Mainstreet

Ghost Coast Radio — Tue, 07 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0000

“Small towns are like people. Some get old and die a natural death. Some are murdered.”

Co-host of You’re Favorite Bad Movie Podcast, Chris the Friend (@christhefriend.bsky.social) sits down on our front voting porch with an acoustic guitar and some free ice cream and really blows our minds.

What happens when a larger than life entity goes from town to town turning the workers and consumers alike into drones working towards his whim? Well, in 1992 George HW Bush awarded Sam Walton with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

All this plus Murder Jawas!

It’s Phantasm Vs The Death of Mainstreet on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:02) - Voting in the 2020 election
(00:02:00) - Bad Movie Podcast
(00:04:50) - Scanners 2 & The Phantasm Film Franchise
(00:09:21) - Phantasm 2: Too Long For Movies
(00:14:20) - Phantasm 1: A Rollercoaster Review
(00:16:12) - The Tall Man vs. Walmart
(00:22:41) - Walmart's Sam Walton Gets Presidential Medal
(00:25:07) - Pikmin on the Voting Process
(00:26:05) - Voting on the Phantasm Zone Amendment
(00:27:18) - Does the Phantasm Zone Still Get Statehood?
(00:28:30) - What's the Citizenship Status of Murderers?
(00:30:09) - Treats for Trump
(00:32:24) - Tall Man vs The Gig Economy: Which Is Morally Worse
(00:33:55) - Tall Man vs. Short Man
(00:36:19) - Tall Man Doesn't Care If You Die
(00:37:27) - If You Were In RFK Jr.'s House
(00:39:05) - Who Would Lead the Effort to Unionize the Murder Jawas
(00:40:30) - What Wage and Benefits Are Murder Jawas Fighting For?
(00:44:44) - Dune and Star Wars: Both Great Ideas
(00:46:46) - Silver Brain Sphere vs Neuralink
(00:48:48) - The Phantasm Franchise: Murder Jawas
(00:51:36) - Which Two Living Current U. S. Politicians Would You Send
(00:53:18) - Phantasm 2: Vote for Trump

Bojack Horseman Vs Watergate

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 01 Oct 2025 04:09:11 +0000

“When it comes to a Pro Wrestling Match, You always go with the Horse.”

Actual Hollywood Actress and more importantly Bluesky Shitposter, Alexis Simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) joins the voting booth to discuss one of America’s most depraved criminals. A Bejowled monster that found himself enabled by an inner circle to unfathomable heights only to come crashing down, leaving the limelight in shame. . .

BOJACK HORSEMAN!

Oh and Richard Nixon and the Watergate Scandal.

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

(00:00:03) - Voting in the 2020 election
(00:01:05) - It's Time to VOTE
(00:02:21) - Alexis Simpson On The Jubilee Video
(00:05:51) - BoJack Horseman Explained
(00:10:31) - A White Man's GoFundMe
(00:11:44) - BoJack Horseman: Being Cancelled
(00:16:01) - The Comedian On Richard Nixon
(00:17:15) - Richard Nixon Is My Favorite President
(00:19:16) - What's The Watergate Scandal?
(00:22:16) - GatesGate
(00:26:44) - Which Timeline Is Better?
(00:30:21) - Could Richard Nixon Get Away With Accidentally Killing A Child Star?
(00:33:23) - BoJack Horseman on Richard Nixon
(00:35:30) - Would An AI Generated Richard Nixon Handle Watergate Better Than The Real
(00:41:18) - Oh, That's America
(00:41:39) - Alexis On The BoJack Horseman Tape vs. Nixon Tape
(00:46:50) - Pierogies: A Taste of the Business
(00:47:25) - Who Would You Rather Hang With? Mr. Peanut Butter or
(00:52:09) - Gorgeous George Gordon Liddy
(00:52:58) - G. Gordon Liddy Is Cancelled
(00:53:58) - I Don't Think BoJack Horseman Would Last With a Serious
(00:57:31) - Could Nixon Survive as a TV Dad?
(00:59:27) - Richard Nixon Gets A 4th Season
(01:02:43) - BoJack Horseman: What Would BoJack Do?
(01:04:13) - Would Richard Nixon Himself Do A Better Job of Breaking Into His Own
(01:08:13) - The Left and Right
(01:09:28) - Would Richard Nixon Jr Be A MAGA Candidate?
(01:14:34) - Who Would Make A Better Steam Tag Team? BoJack Horseman
(01:17:01) - Spiro Agnew vs BoJack Horse
(01:22:40) - BoJack Season 6 Episode 3
(01:26:41) - Voting in the Presidential Election

The State of the Union: No Guest only Voters.

Ghost Coast Radio — Tue, 16 Sep 2025 02:59:27 +0000

We found ourselves with a guestless weekend and decided to do a little State of the Pod.

And no yelling?

We discuss the episodes so far. The most memorable votes, the least funny Andrew jokes, and a trip down memory lane as we discuss the Bits that might have been with unused topics from previous shows.

Just kidding i gotta get one in here.

It's the MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!

Chapters

(00:00:01) - The Simpsons: A State of the Union
(00:00:51) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
(00:04:54) - Ohio Is Even More Dangerous Than Illinois
(00:06:03) - Near Misses and Failures
(00:07:18) - Ben Carson: A Nightmare In Atlanta
(00:10:00) - Paul Paul on Jeb Bush's Presidential Hopeful
(00:15:47) - Punches for Comedians: Still Small
(00:17:51) - The Loud Guy on The Simpsons and Harvey Epstein
(00:23:08) - Imagine If Will Stancil Came on The Colbert Report
(00:24:44) - Ezra Klein On Abundance
(00:27:35) - Voting For The First Time
(00:28:40) - Death Note Nuclear Proliferation Explained
(00:31:49) - How To Write An Episode About The Console Wars
(00:34:02) - The Right Thing For Women's Suffrage
(00:36:58) - Deltarune vs. One PIECE
(00:39:40) - Want To Talk Cult Fandom...
(00:44:06) - Let's Save America

The Simpsons Vs Nepo Babies

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 03 Sep 2025 04:33:15 +0000

“Do not FUCK with Bob Dole”

Writer, Podcaster, Wrestlesky all around presence, Vin Forte (@vinforte.bsky.social, vinforte.substack.com) joins the voting booth to go over the finances of the Quintessential modern American Middle Class Family. A Family that has persisted to influence not just the politics of our country but the very culture for decades! We of course are talking about. . .The Bailey’s! The completely fictional hypothetical family in Chuck Schumer’s head that drives all of his policy choices!

We kid, we like to make jokes here.

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE SIMPSONS!

Something’s not right with the finances in the Simpson’s household and we do a deep dive to prove Kennedy’s theory that The Simpson’s are in fact. . . NEPO BABIES!!

Let’s Make America Jaundiced again!

It’s The Simpsons VS Nepo Babies on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

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Edited by Ella Tailor at Garaktailor.com

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Chapters

(00:00:01) - This is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
(00:02:18) - Vin Forte On The Garfield Euro Dance Album
(00:06:10) - The Simpsons vs. Roseanne
(00:07:11) - The Simpsons And Political Issues
(00:11:09) - Matt Groening on The Simpsons' 15 Year Dip
(00:15:54) - The Simpsons Voice Cast
(00:17:07) - The Simpsons vs Chuck Schumer's Imaginary Family
(00:20:32) - The Simpsons Family Can't Afford a Real House
(00:26:50) - The Simpsons: Are They Poor?
(00:28:09) - The Simpsons Financially Reality
(00:31:11) - The People Who Pretended to Be Folky
(00:33:14) - Pod Topics
(00:33:50) - Trump supporter and political neophyte wins election
(00:37:42) - The Simpsons: Who Would Leak The Family
(00:39:41) - Homer Laundered Money
(00:41:27) - Trump vs Homer Simpson: Would Homer Be More Competent As Secretary
(00:45:24) - Could Homer Simpson Do A Better Job As Secretary of the Pentagon?
(00:49:24) - Could Homer Simpson Do A Better Job? Marco Rubio
(00:51:14) - Sean Duffy On The Real World
(00:54:16) - Simpsons Character Confirmation Hearing
(00:56:09) - If You Had A Presidential Candidate, Would You Pass Him?
(00:57:35) - Homer Simpson vs George W. Bush
(00:59:42) - Simpson On Bart's Most Likely To Marry A Jenner
(01:03:06) - New York City's Giant Trash Can
(01:05:05) - Sidebar
(01:05:28) - Eric Adams: How To Find Drugs and Guns in the Home
(01:09:53) - Lisa Simpson vs Chelsea Clinton

Gunpla Vs NATO Regulations

Ghost Coast Radio — Sat, 23 Aug 2025 17:55:18 +0000

Voice Actor, Streamer, and our second week in a row all around delight, Bailey Wolfe (@bbwolfevox.com) joins the voting booth to discuss with us what happens when Military Nerds and Engineers begin to dictate the narrative through strict regulation that can lead to sometimes unforeseen circumstances. . .here’s looking at you Tequila Gundam.

It’s Gunpla VS NATO on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

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Edited by Ella Tailor at Garaktailor.com

Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio
@ghostcoastradio.bsky.social

Chapters

(00:00:01) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
(00:01:26) - The Political Dimension of Gundam
(00:03:18) - Gunpla
(00:03:54) - Interview With Bailey Wolf
(00:05:51) - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Job Creator
(00:14:11) - How To Get Out Of A Job
(00:15:21) - How Gunpla Influenced The Show
(00:20:19) - Is Gundam Good For Cool Robots?
(00:22:19) - The History of NATO Standardization
(00:25:33) - NATO Arms Standardization
(00:31:00) - Vote for Gay People in Gundam
(00:31:50) - NATO's Mobile Suit Directive
(00:33:04) - Japan Won't Have A Gundam
(00:36:33) - The G Gundam
(00:38:24) - American Think Tank: The Gundam
(00:40:53) - Which Nation Would Develop The Gundam?
(00:45:57) - War Thunder vs Wikileaks
(00:48:55) - The biggest black market for Mobile Suits in the World
(00:51:05) - How Lethal Is a Mobile Suit in the United States?
(00:55:21) - States Get Ready for Mobile Suit Standards
(00:57:40) - States That Don't Require Mobile Suit Registration
(01:01:24) - Oregon Is Full of Rednecks
(01:03:06) - Would the 5G Truthers Be for or Against Monof
(01:04:58) - Mixed Thoughts On Gundam
(01:09:33) - CUCKES IN Gundam
(01:13:25) - Who Would You Pick To Fight In The Gundam?
(01:16:14) - Who Would You Get In The Gundam?
(01:20:53) - Who Would You Kill? Casilla vs. Stephen
(01:21:47) - The Final Republican Ticket
(01:24:28) - 2016 Presidential Election
(01:25:58) - Sticking Up For Democracy

The Voters Vs The Freedom Dungeon

Ghost Coast Radio — Sat, 09 Aug 2025 05:04:33 +0000

First and Foremost, JUSTICE FOR DAVE ARNESON.

Now that that’s out of the way.

Welcome, Voters, to a mythical land of High Fantasy. Ruled over by malevolent Kings, corrupt Judges, and murderous Sheriffs handing out violence based on an archaic belief that one’s race comes with an unavoidable set of characteristics.

The United States of America!

Journalist, Fact Checker, and all around delight, Brooke Binkowski joins the voting booth to discuss with us the fraught history of the RPG. Whilst Kennedy leads us through the Freedom Dungeon. DM’s, this Episode is in fact a playable Dungeon.

It’s the Freedom Dungeon on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today

Edited by Garak Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio
@ghostcoastradio.bsky.social

Chapters

(00:00:01) - Voting in the Election
(00:04:25) - I Tried To Argue With ICE Agents
(00:07:07) - What Made Me Talk About Role Playing Games
(00:12:07) - In The Dark Ages, The Guy Drinking Hairspray
(00:13:07) - Discussing D&D and Diversity
(00:14:39) - Paul Feist on Gary Gygax and D&D
(00:19:28) - On The Early Days of Nerd Culture
(00:23:43) - The Anti-Woken Tabletop Role Playing Game Community
(00:27:11) - Role-playing and the future of property values
(00:30:36) - The 5-Room Dungeon
(00:35:22) - D&D: The Lich's Dungeon
(00:36:18) - Battle Dawn 5e: A Patron Spirit for Warlocks
(00:37:23) - Charles Sumner Is The Most Powerful Warlock
(00:39:37) - James Polk vs. Charles Sumner
(00:42:20) - How To Choose The Dungeon Entrance
(00:44:30) - Jeb Bush
(00:46:07) - Don't Take the California Arch for Granted
(00:48:38) - California Is Benefiting From Arizona
(00:49:44) - The Hoover Dam
(00:52:15) - Puzzle Keeper: Sometimes Useful, Sometimes frustrating
(00:54:19) - How To Ruin A D&D Story With Chuck Schumer
(01:00:02) - Culling in D&D
(01:01:18) - Black People Talking About Racism
(01:05:33) - Andrew Luck on His First Week
(01:06:41) - What To Do For The Big Adventure Dungeon
(01:08:47) - The Lich of Washington
(01:11:22) - Henry Kissinger In The Elder Scrolls 5
(01:13:32) - What federal historic site would inspire the dungeon?
(01:16:04) - Civil War 2: The Orcs of the Supreme Court
(01:17:08) - Who Would Be The Worst Politician To Run A D&D
(01:22:21) - D&D: The Cult of Cringe

Karl Urban Vs Acting Politicians

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 23 Jul 2025 04:52:07 +0000

Corri Corri Corri in the House!!!

Corrigan, Co-host of Jack Of All Graves, joins The Voters with possibly the most Specific requested Topic yet, that leaves us with so many options. God of Love, Emperor of Rome, Doctor in a Gay Space Communist Future, Judge Jury and Executioner, Karl Urban!
Naturally, as most things do, this brought us back to Ronald Reagan, it’s Karl Urban Vs Acting Politicians in The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

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Edited by Garak Tailor

Taskmaster Vs Silly Laws w/Gef The Toking Mongoose

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 09 Jul 2025 04:26:19 +0000

Shitposter of note and host of Wednesday Night Fake Fights, Gef the Toking Mongoose joins The Voters to ponder The Tv Show Taskmaster with its outlandish challenges and puzzles often accomplishing close to nothing. Sounded like the Legislative Process! There are many Silly Laws in this for the time being United States of America. It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license? You may not run out of gas? It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively"? That’s just Ohio and Ohio isn’t even real!
What ridiculous Laws would you accept as caveats for a better world? Everyone grab your Monkey’s Paw it’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

UBI: Sure everyone gets a living wage BUT Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

Abolish ICE: Yes the greatest Terrorist Organization in the history of our country is no more, BUT It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

Universal healthcare: We all get to see a doctor but more of us will have to because It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

Abolish the Senate: An antiquated institution that causes more harm than good and no one likes is gone? Okay, fine but ,after 3 am you have to send a rocket signal in the air after every mile you drive!

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Edited by Garak Tailor

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Doctor Who Vs Museums and Antiquities w/ Mox

Ghost Coast Radio — Tue, 01 Jul 2025 17:32:03 +0000

Artist, Shitposter, and collective badass The Mox Syndicate join The Voters to discuss a long running institution that has certainly had its ups and downs. Including allegations of some appropriation of cultures for the advancement of Colonial powers and that some believe should no longer exist.

Do we mean Doctor Who or The British Museum? Find out in The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Is the TARDIS a Museum?: The Doctor has collected a LOT of relics but does it really fulfill a public need or just mostly for a Patronage of 20 something White British Ladies?

Is the fixed point in time excuse real or just an excuse?: blowing up a volcano every once in awhile? thats just a part of the job! Besides he made Van Gogh cry that one time.

“Donald in time?!”: Is there a time in history where Trump does even BETTER than now?

He doesnt have the benefit of twitter but he could replace Mexican with Irish and find that his base is still there.

“ Which American President wants to be a Companion?”: An American Doctor with Bill Clinton and a bigger on the inside Ice Cream truck selling drugs in the ‘70s? It’s more likely than you think.

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Edited by Garak Tailor

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Reality Bites: Tradition Vs Modernity with the Blade Trilogy w/Liz Ransdell

Ghost Coast Radio — Wed, 25 Jun 2025 16:03:42 +0000

Author, Founder, and Stone Cold Fox Liz Ransdell brought us a juicy raw steak of a subject this week.

The Political institutions of this country are Old enough to be entrenched with tradition but by its very nature is infused with New blood on a regular occasion. Some call this the greatest Democracy in the world, some see it as a festering pool of Geritocracy sucking dry the very society they live amongst. Some like Blade (1998)’s Deacon Frost ask, WHY NOT BOTH?!

The Blade Trilogy demands Modernity Vs Tradition in The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

“What do Republicans think Vampirism came from?”: The Gays? A Bat? A Great Replacement Theory? More importantly, how are they best exploited as a workforce for Capital?

“What are the CDC Vampire Guidelines?”: We aren’t sure if quarantine’s are plausible or ethical but one thing is for sure Garlic Farmers are now Thriving

“Congress must act?!”: Forget women’s Sports! Daywalkers are a huge threat to our society! There’s ONE of them!

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Edited by Garak Tailor

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Pokemon Vs Children's Rights w/Bugs Maytrix

Ghost Coast Radio — Tue, 17 Jun 2025 20:06:01 +0000

The time has finally come. We are Pokemon Going to the Polls!

First time voter Bugs Maytrix, of Bugs Maytrix fame, enters the booth to revel in the joys of Pokemon. A wonderful game where you can live out every child’s dream of being basically homeless and nomadic fighting every day for your life and earnings against other children and emotionally stunted adults to be the very best like no one ever was. Naturally, we meet this fantasy with the reality of the fight for Children's Rights!

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!!!

“How far should children be allowed to travel alone?”: Also, crucially, are there special dispensations for minors that take down Organized Crime Syndicates?

“Are Pokemon Centers publicly owned?”: Ash Ketcham has been burned, electrocuted, drowned, and beaten and always gets patched up as essentially a runaway child, so we know the humans are getting Universal Healthcare at least.

“Common Sense Pokemon Laws?!”- Surely there needs to be an age limit on owning a dangerous animal that lives in your pocket. What constitutes an Assault Pokemon? Can you put a Bump Stock on Squirtle?

In the end we really just need GameFreak to be normal for like once.

Edited by Garak Tailor

Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio

Morrowind Vs The War on Drugs w/The Homie Marcos

Ghost Coast Radio — Mon, 09 Jun 2025 18:14:35 +0000

The Homie Marcos of Homie Vulgaris has come to share with us the Tao of Morrowind.
This groundbreaking Early 2000’s open world RPG brought reading back to video games and reached out to touch the heart of a young mentally ill future Postal Carrier, changing him forever.

Also, you can get addicted to Skooma and mess up your whole video game life!

It’s Morrowind Vs The War on Drugs in The Most Important Election of our Lives!

“ Does the Ghost Fence Keep The Trafficking of Fentanyl down?”: Joe Biden built it with the bones of a thousand repeat offenders, but Trump wants to claim victory for it’s efficacy. Little do both know you can just levitate over it.

“Skooma capital of the US?”: If the Skooma Pandemic hit the United States is the PNW hit hardest? Or can we accept that you can probably get Skooma in Florida right now?

“Mandatory Minimums”: Are all punishments handed out the same? Or is Moon Sugar a Gentleman’s Drug?

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Edited by Garak Tailor

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Doom Vs Campaign Promises w/Arlan Hellison

Ghost Coast Radio — Fri, 23 May 2025 00:00:00 +0000

This week Arlan Hellison of thehell.zone shares with us a love of the grandfather of all First Person Shooters and bastion of Midi-Metal, DOOM! Now, what Political Topic could possibly match up with the Video Game that runs on anything?

Politicians that run on anything, naturally.

It’s Doom Vs Campaign Promises in The Most Important Election of our Lives!

“We love slaying Demons dont we folks?”: What’s more believable really? A Republican running for local office on the promise that you can fire him, or a flesh rending space marine that can’t look up?

“A National Ban on jumping!”: Who would dare executive order such a thing? How would you even implement it?

“An Endorsement from Hell”: I mean sure Hilary takes it but does Bill?

“The Ultimate Question”: Which Politician has the Patriotic courage to run on a promise to develop the BFG?

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Edited by Garak Tailor

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Death Note Vs Havana Syndrome w/Lenore

Ghost Coast Radio — Fri, 09 May 2025 02:31:29 +0000

This week Lenore of The Socialist Shelf joins us to explore how tools, capable of influencing people from a distance, could be used to manipulate not just our precious past time of voting, but implementation of policy. What fresh hells could befall the world if a Politician could write their opponents name in a notebook to guarantee their untimely demise? Or maybe even worse, give them the worst Hangover.

It’s Death Note Vs Havana Syndrome in The Most Important Election of our Lives!

“Is writing a book voting?”: Death Note was a powerful vote in that it has lead to people commiting crimes! JK Rowling created a whole fictional world in her head and got it implemented as official Political Policy. VOTE VOTE VOTE!

“How far does the power of Kira take you?”: Whats the highest office one could achieve with the Death Note? And more importantly would anyone care?

“Someone think of the Children”: Congress has passed legislation to provide support for victims of Havan Syndrome. Would they do the same for Victim’s of the Kira Cult given there is a similar amount of evidence of both existing?

“The Ultimate Question”: What’s more powerful? The Havana Syndrome Hangover Ray Gun or a Death Note that punches someone in the Dick?

Don’t miss these wild debates, deep dives, and histrionic hypotheticals! Subscribe to us for more thought-provoking episodes that question power, legacy, and the narratives we build around them. Check out ghostcoast.video/network and join the conversation today.

X-Men Vs Military Integration w/Ron Placone

Ghost Coast Radio — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 05:35:37 +0000

This week Comedian and Filmmaker Ron Placone joins us to discuss what happens when you fight for a country that doesn't want you. The United States Government loves the Military almost as much as it hates the minorities it counts on as cannon fodder, it’s unimaginable what they would do with the Mutants of Marvel’s X-men. . .but we do it anyway. It’s the Most Important Election of our Lives! “Which Mutants are at J-6?”: Logan might have been there under false pretenses but Juggernaut came specifically to break down the doors to Congress. “How many Drone strikes would Proffessor […]

Bernie 2016 Vs Veggie Tales w/John Ross

Ghost Coast Radio — Fri, 18 Apr 2025 04:00:00 +0000

“I think that given that, you know, once zucchini fever hits, it might not subside so quickly.”This week John Ross of The John Ross Show brings his expertise on the Bernie 2016 campaign to discuss the ways in which some messages arrive in surprising packages.Whether it’s a Septegenarian out of Vermont with a Brooklyn accent teaching a new generation about socialism or The good word of the Lord Jesus Christ coming to you through a poorly computer generated Cucumber? It’s Bernie 2016 Vs Veggie Tales in The Most Important Election of Our Lives! “Was the UK ready to elect an […]

An evolving problem; Digimon Vs The Birchers w/Audrey from RFTB

Ghost Coast Radio — Sat, 05 Apr 2025 22:33:38 +0000

“If Washington DC had a 50 foot tall fire breathing dragon, January 6 would have never happened.” This week Audrey of Radio Free Tote Bag and The Data Transfer Podcast joins us to discuss the terrifying Fictional world where children are in constant danger from a dark malevolent force that exists over the internet and cell phone towers, The John Birch Society! Oh, also Digimon! “Trauma-Gotchi”: Digimon fulfilled the need for a “Masculine” Tamagotchi. So they had you train them to cock fight! “The Internet means Birthright Citizenship?: If Digimon were real would the Trump Regime consider them illegal aliens […]

The Lord of the Rings Vs The Founding Fathers w/Jacob

Ghost Coast Radio — Tue, 25 Mar 2025 04:55:27 +0000

I wish it need not have happened in my lifetime. . . The Most Important ELECTION of our Lifetime! We invite Jacob of the podcast Socialist Shelf to discuss The Lord of the Rings, analyzing its morality and politics rife with complexities and contradictions. Sounds familiar doesn’t it? Tolkien showed us a masterclass in worldbuilding, and you know who else built a world?* That’s right, The Founding Fathers!. “No matter how long the line is”: Things may seem hopeless with no signs of Eagles on the Horizon. One does not simply walk into Mordor, but if you are in line […]

Tony Soprano Vs T.J. Pendergast w/Maria Guido

Ghost Coast Radio — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 03:20:03 +0000

“It’s called voting, Tone. All the kids are doing it. Some three or four times a month.” In this episode, Maria Guido lends us her expertise to dive into a story of deep corruption leaving us to ask the question. What happens when an already Mobbed up guy gets even more power? Which gives us todays subjects Tony Soprano and. . . Anti-Italian Racism? No! The man that launched Harry S. Truman to the White House, Thomas Joseph Pendergast. “Tony Soprano v.s. T.J. Pendergast”: Would you rather be leader or the power behind the leader? “The American Political Boss”: Truman […]

Metal Gear or The Patriot Act? w/Nate from Hate Speech Pod

Ghost Coast Radio — Sat, 08 Mar 2025 17:07:41 +0000

There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. But there is also. . .Metal Gear. Who said it? A Japanese Video Game Developer or a Conservative American Politician?: More importantly, who gave Hideo Kojima the Lathe of Heaven? We connect the dots between Metal Gear’s critique of American politics and the modern challenges of Living with the reality of those politics. Watch, listen, […]

The Space Race Vs The Animorphs w/Tyler from Hate Speech Pod

Ghost Coast Radio — Sun, 23 Feb 2025 06:14:20 +0000

From Ghostcoast Studios, the world's first and only podcast network built for creators, activists, and Alien Brain Slug enthusiasts alike, we bring you another gripping exploration of our most favorite things - fandoms across media, and our least favorite thing, acts of illegal depravity across media.

The Anti-fascist PTSD ridden body horror manual for kids!: The Animorphs was science fiction for children, with War Crimes!

For All Mankind (some restrictions apply): JFK, LBJ, Strom. . . Thurmond?

Vote Blue No Matter Hoove: Is America ready to elect a mouthless Blue centaur with stalk eyes that eats with it’s feet?

Visser 3 vs Strom Thurmond: one is a cartoonishly evil stereotype of maniacal eugenicist power with little to no restriction, and the other is a Fictional Alien Overlord!

Would the Yeerks win IRL?: Spoilers: We’re cooked.

From the halls of fictional power to the underground Yeerkpools of America, thank you for voting with your time. Wherever podcasts are found, Ghostcoast Studios is there. Meet your dreams and bring a towel.

Farming Politicians Vs Stardew Valley w/Deanna

Ghost Coast Radio — Sun, 09 Feb 2025 02:55:06 +0000

Deanna from Worst Week Yet joins us as we trade the ongoing Technocratic Takeover for a new life down on the farm. We explore the endless possibilities of real life farming politicians taking on the residents of Pelican Town for higher Office.

“Farming, not just a video game mechanic?”: Turns out food comes from the ground! Some of our presidents even grew some of it!
“Martin Van Buren”: Was he a Gentleman Farmer, or did he just own slaves?
“Jimmy Carter as post-endgame Villain?”: is this Old Man Carter a benevolent new resident? Or is his constant house building slowly running Robin out of business?
"Lewis no matter Who-is": Mayor Lewis is certainly an outsider to washington but could he spoil the spoiler, Ralph Nader?
"The Valley goes to the White House": Which Pelican Town residents end up in the cabinet of a Lewis Presidency

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Favorite Fandoms at J6

Ghost Coast Radio — Thu, 30 Jan 2025 03:25:53 +0000

“Democracy dies in darkness, anyway, buy this mustard.” From Ghostcoast Studios, the world's first and only podcast network built for creators, activists, and mustard enthusiasts alike, we bring you another gripping exploration of our most favorite things – fandoms across media, and our least favorite thing, acts of illegal depravity across media. “The J6 Roster: Fictional Characters Storming the Capitol” We match your favorite characters with the frenzy of January 6th. Bane? There, obviously. Condiment King? Giving a keynote. Buggy the Clown? Probably getting promoted to Speaker of the House. “Who Would You Escape With?” The ultimate conundrum: you’re at […]

Wrestling Politicians Vs. The Addams Family w/ Garak Tailor

Ghost Coast Radio — Thu, 30 Jan 2025 03:21:47 +0000

This week, we grapple with two worlds where loyalty, drama, and larger-than-life personas collide: wrestlers turned politicians and their fictional counterparts, the Addams Family. What happens when these characters take their weird lives into politics? Can a fire-breathing bigot beat a genteel goth in the polls? And which fictional family member would thrive in a primary? “Wrestlers in Politics”: From Glenn Jacobs (Kane) as Knox County's mayor to Jesse Ventura rewriting Minnesota's political history, we explore the bizarre trajectory of grapplers in government. “Meet the Addams Family”: A deep dive into how these guys would fare in the political ring. […]

King of the Hill Vs Political Dynasties w/Dono

Ghost Coast Radio — Thu, 30 Jan 2025 03:19:09 +0000

*”Taste the meat, not the heat.” – Hank Hill, King of the Hill In this episode, we fire up the grill and dive into two of America's favorite pastimes: reboots and political dynasties. What can King of the Hill’s return teach us about the state of American culture and politics? Is it a love letter to small-town life or a missed opportunity to modernize? And when it comes to dynasties like the Kennedys and Clintons, why does it feel like we’re stuck in syndication? “King of the Hill is Back”: With a seven-year time jump and Bobby Hill now a […]

Star Wars Vs Obama W/Big Nasty

Ghost Coast Radio — Thu, 30 Jan 2025 03:15:55 +0000

*”This is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause.” – Padmé Amidala, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith What do Star Wars and modern politics have in common? Both tell a story about the failings of liberalism in the face of rising authoritarianism. This episode dives into the parallels between George Lucas’s critique of the Democratic Party, the failures of Obama-era hope, and the forces driving today’s political climate. “Jar Jar’s Revenge”: Could any U.S. politician out-orate Jar Jar Binks to save the Galactic Senate from handing emergency powers to Palpatine? We weigh the strengths (and weaknesses) of figuresfrom history “Election […]

John McCain Vs Megalopolis w/ Andrew Hilary

Ghost Coast Radio — Thu, 30 Jan 2025 03:12:16 +0000

Join The Most Important Election Of Our Lives for a rollercoaster episode where we dive into two towering figures—John McCain and Francis Ford Coppola—and examine how they spent their power, privilege, and legacy. From political scandals to nearly-unwatchable filmmaking, we dissect their triumphs, their blunders, and the age-old question: what are you doing with what you've been given? “Stupid Human Tricks” vs. Right Wing Weirdos: The David Letterman roast that pushed McCain to his limits. “Election Fever”: Who wins the “most important election of our lives” when John McCain faces off against Megalopolis characters? Spoiler: McCain might be a […]