Everyone taking part in this performance has not been allowed to look at the script beforehand. They have no idea what the storyline is or anything about the characters they will be playing.  

There’s going to be questionable creative choices taken, but it’s all in the name of showing off.

This week the shrubs in your backyard will attack at midnight and more dragons are being thrown out of their homes as the popularity of living in caves continues to be a thing for middle class people around the county.

This week's edition is brought to you by tunics for men. Now selling at Tammy’s Tunics, they come in all sizes all colours and 2 patterns. The looks are definitely endless and classy.

This week the elephants of Elephant Cove will begin their annual wander up through the town later in the month, so be sure to hide anything you don’t want them to nick with their trunks as they walk by.

The blanket statement about blankets has been taken back after it was discovered throws for your couch are sort of blankets too but with a different name.

And Sidney can get you season 2 of Northern Exposure.

This week the sky almost fell, but a last minute decision saw it change it’s mind.

And the Mayor has made one of her random decisions and has banned anyone in the county from eating or cooking breakfast for dinner.

The musical based on episode 28, season 3 of Beverly Hills 90210 where Donna Martin almost doesn't graduate has it's opening night on Saturday.

And the men in the blue ties have been seen in the industrial area of town this past week. 

The magpies are back as you may have notices, but there's no need to fear them as it's their "chill time".

And Celeste Cecile is back in town after a 6 month round the world trip on a paper plane. 

As of next Thursday at 2:23pm, first will now be second and second will be first.

This week’s edition is brought to you by AI dialogue. Amazingly accurate, have you seen the detail, speaking now with efficient level and tempo, file corrupted, will kill all humans, file corr, file c….

The town was abuzz with excitement and a little apathy, which is confusing and tens of tens of people who love the number ten have gathered outside a letter box with the number tewn on it.

 The Miming To Songs You Don’t Know Festival is set to kick off this weekend with a massive headlining act and it's time to pop in your suggestions on what the council’s suggestion box should look like. 

Filming for the murder mystery movie about killer earrings will start next week. We aren’t sure where or exactly when but it’s definitely going to happen to please don’t accidently walk into any shots. It will ruin the scenes and that will make the producers very angry.

This week’s edition is brought to you by endless possibilities. Look at them all, so endless and possible. And a reminder that the underwater disco is for people with scuba experience and marine life. 

This week’s edition is brought to you by staying frosty and keeping your sunglasses on at night. Corey Hart approves and the rest of us are in awe and a little scared.

The Tortie Council are holding crisis talks and a final reminder that this weekend we must all put out a box of crayons for the giant creepy babies to grab in the middle of the night to eat. 

The trolls under the bridges in the county have declared their vegetarian diets are collectively over and the Watchersville Puzzle Club tackle a 20,000 piece jigsaw of a 20,000 jigsaw. 

This week scavenge hunts in and around the mountains have gotten so popular that there are now line ups at clue locations and the ban on red and yellow stripped tents and marques will be lifted at the end of this year. 

This week the flies have decided they will boycott this year’s Council rubbish collection strike and David Glowfish has had enough with people thinking he use to play Mulder in The X-Files. 

This week the Dark Lords of the Scary Woods have requested more privacy as more and more kids find their bravery and venture in through the trees to spy on them.

And erchant ships have been held up at the docks while the whole customs department are away on a bonding retreat. 

This week’s screening of the 1993 CLASSIC movie Airborne will be split into two sessions as the cinema accidently sold too any tickets. 

This week there's been a shortage of organic free range green tea hand picked by early 2000 boy and girl band members at The Swanky Health Retreat. 

This week’s edition is brought to you by yellow pants. Mandy down at the Trouser Shop has got a heap and is keen to sell them all to make way for better choices.

And the old movie theatre down the end of old Movie Theatre Road will now be an open air cinema as the roof caved in.

This week sun hats will be banned from next month for people who have night shifts and vampires.

And 467 new Lara Croft cosplay cosplayers have made Watchersville their home.