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LIVE From Rookie Mini Camp

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 08 May 2026 21:15:31 +0000

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The Final Verdict on the 49ers' Draft Class. Plus: UDFAs. [Double Show]

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:03:37 +0000

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Jake on the 2017 NFL Draft
(00:03:43) - NFL Mock Draft 2018: Kalon Black Goes Third Round
(00:06:45) - Gil Howard: A Perfect Fit for the 49ers
(00:10:11) - Carver Willis: A Good Pick for the Niners
(00:14:16) - John Campbell on the 49ers' Offensive Line
(00:19:01) - Jaden Duggar: Should He Be DRAFTed?
(00:23:44) - Buffalo Bills on the 2017 NFL Draft
(00:27:56) - The 49ers didn't draft a tight end
(00:32:36) - George Kittle on the Seahawks' Draft Strategy
(00:36:51) - Consensus: The First Round
(00:40:46) - No Pro Bowl Grades For The Steelers
(00:43:23) - Undrafted Free Agents: What A Crop
(00:47:56) - 49ers WR Corey Davis Should Be a Kick and Punter
(00:52:16) - Undrafted Defensive Tackle Conor McDermott
(00:56:35) - James Thompson
(01:00:43) - The Colin Kaepernick Punt Battle
(01:04:00) - Jalen Strowman vs. Jane Ducker
(01:08:20) - Darnell Dinkins: He Needs a Lot of Co
(01:13:49) - Are the Niners Going to Sign Anyone?
(01:17:46) - Legendary Revenge Tour
(01:19:46) - Sickos Football: Draft Guide Update

The No-Pick Draftravaganza

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:28:12 +0000

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Chapters

(00:00:00) - The Ty Simpson Trade
(00:04:25) - Ty Simpson Trade to Arizona
(00:09:50) - Malachi Lawrence: The 49ers Shouldn't Wait on him
(00:14:21) - Kyle Shanahan on the Grinard Pick
(00:19:36) - Best available for on our big board: Chris Brazell, Jamal
(00:23:26) - Ajax Hussley: The Right Safety for the Niners
(00:28:51) - Kyler Banks: Would the Niners Have Trade Down?
(00:33:41) - Jets Wire: UDFA Chase Wilson
(00:37:24) - Is Boston a Bad Pick?
(00:41:51) - Denzel Boston At 27
(00:45:33) - Draft Talk: A Running Back
(00:49:53) - SICKO'S FOOTBALL

John Lynch Gave Away the Niners' Draft Plan | Plus: Our Only, and 100 Percent Correct Mock

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 22 Apr 2026 16:25:17 +0000

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Chapters

(00:00:00) - Steelers GM John Lynch's Press Conference Reaction
(00:05:09) - Best Player Available In The World
(00:05:42) - John Lynch on the 49ers' Draft Strategy
(00:11:17) - John Walsh on Shanahan's Job Security
(00:16:04) - John Harbaugh on the Robots and AI
(00:21:19) - Miami Dolphins: Should they trade up?
(00:25:05) - Caden Proctor to the Vikings?
(00:29:15) - Trade Talk: Max Bredesen to the Giants
(00:34:25) - Evaluating safeties: How do you evaluate them?
(00:39:10) - How To Cope With The NFL Mock Draft
(00:42:11) - Sadiq vs. Thienaman: Should the Niners Pick
(00:46:21) - John Lynch on Paxton Paxton Jr.
(00:49:30) - 2018 NFL Mock Draft: Wide Receivers, Edge Rushers
(00:53:08) - Top 49ers Mock Draft: Cornerback
(00:56:23) - NFL Mock Draft: Cape Heart or Eric Rivers?
(00:59:11) - 49ers mock draft: Cornerback or Safety?
(01:02:10) - Isaiah World in my 2019 Hogs Mock Draft
(01:05:36) - 49ers 2017 NFL Mock Draft

The Safest Picks in the 2026 NFL Draft

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 22:10:27 +0000

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Chapters

(00:00:00) - The Safe Picks
(00:05:29) - safeguard first round pick
(00:10:44) - Chris Johnson vs. Oscar Delp
(00:15:55) - The Best Defensive Lineman in the NFL
(00:20:25) - No Safety Pick in the Draft
(00:23:51) - Indiana RB Kalon Black
(00:28:47) - Emmanuel Prenon: Can I Pronounce His Name
(00:34:25) - Kaden McDonald to the Chargers at 29
(00:38:25) - 49ers Draft Rumor: Denzel Boston
(00:43:12) - Cautious Proposals: Jonah Coleman, Mike Washington
(00:48:06) - High-Risk/Low-Bust Prospects

Say hello to Sickos.Football

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:29:58 +0000

Chapters

(00:00:07) - SICKOS Football 2017 Draft Guide
(00:05:23) - What Is It About Jeremy Bernard?
(00:09:36) - Linebacker Comparison: Gabe Jack
(00:14:55) - Edge rusher vs. Nick Barrett: Comparison
(00:19:30) - Chris Johnson: Fantasy Corner prospect
(00:24:18) - Chris Brazell at 27
(00:29:56) - QB Comparison: Tennessee's Offense Is Stupid
(00:34:07) - NFL Comparison: Defensive Linemen vs. Edge Rushers
(00:37:37) - Draft Sicko Tier
(00:41:42) - 2017 NFL Draft Guide
(00:45:46) - Sickos Football: Open to Sponsorships

Why No One Wants Jauan Jennings | Day 3 Draft Crushes

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 06 Apr 2026 01:43:41 +0000

Chapters

(00:00:07) - The 49ers vs FIFA
(00:04:01) - Juwan Jennings: Still Unsigned
(00:10:57) - Jerry Rice: He's The Greatest Receiver of All Time
(00:15:35) - Juwan Jennings on Being Traded
(00:21:41) - The NFL's Lost Core Identities
(00:25:47) - NFL Mock Draft: Day 3 Crushes
(00:29:29) - Jimmy Garoppolo on Chris Bell's Draft
(00:32:54) - Bears vs. Colts
(00:38:22) - Bears tight end prospect Oscar Delp
(00:43:39) - Should the Niners Take a Tight End?
(00:49:55) - Rams DL Comparison: Kieran Crawford
(00:54:57) - Markel Bell: Don't Take a Trick Pony at 27 or
(00:58:58) - Lee Hunter: He Shouldn't Have Been Mocked in the
(01:03:17) - The San Francisco 49ers Should Trade for Justin Simmons
(01:08:13) - Cowboys need to improve O-line
(01:11:55) - Trent Williams: Do Void Years Count for Comp Picks?

Is the Draft Falling the Niners' Way?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 25 Mar 2026 23:01:50 +0000

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Kendall Falk, possibly draftable at 27
(00:05:24) - Johnathan Falk and Jeremy Bernard
(00:09:52) - Texas Tech QB Evaluation
(00:15:44) - QB Prospects in the 2020 Draft
(00:20:45) - 49ers mock draft: Day 3 TE
(00:25:37) - Peter Woods: I Can't Quit The Chargers
(00:30:48) - Who's Returning Kicks for the San Francisco 49ers this Season
(00:34:37) - Robert Jones on the 49ers Free Agency
(00:40:27) - Clemson's 2019 NFL Draft Class
(00:45:00) - Seal stickers for the NFL draft
(00:49:32) - Ty Simpson at 27: Nothing Would Validate the Mikel Williams
(00:55:02) - No Ja'Quan Jones at 27
(01:00:40) - Rams DL Tackle Tyson at 13 makes sense
(01:05:06) - McShay: Lamu Is The Ultimate Safety Pick at 27
(01:09:47) - Draft Guide: First Round Analysis

Osa Odighizuwa breakdown. Plus: Live Greenlaw, Huff reactions

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 12 Mar 2026 21:09:26 +0000

Chapters

(00:00:07) - Diggie Zua on Christian McCreary's Trade
(00:05:52) - 49ers DL pick Mikel Williams
(00:11:41) - Trade Up or Down in the 49ers Draft
(00:16:47) - George Kittle Has Reportedly Signed With the Niners
(00:21:25) - Bryce Huff on the 49ers
(00:26:06) - 49ers need a speed edge rusher in the draft
(00:32:36) - Raiders Training Camp: Wide Receiver, Defensive End
(00:36:09) - Joe Flacco on the Offensive Tackle Draft
(00:39:48) - Determining the Best Defensive Tackle at 27
(00:43:40) - Safety in the 2020 NFL Draft
(00:47:58) - safeties, tight end, and more
(00:52:11) - Joey Bosa at 27
(00:56:37) - Trey Greenlaw Signs a One-Year Contract
(01:01:34) - Hutch Report: Daquan Jones, Jake Butt

The TOP 49ers Free Agency Targets | Sleepers, Must-Avoids, & Matt Eberflus

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 06 Mar 2026 21:03:51 +0000

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Chapters

(00:00:00) - Mac Jones: No One Wants Him
(00:05:42) - The 49ers Have Some Cap Space
(00:11:52) - Dee Winters Needs More Competition
(00:17:03) - Spencer on the 49ers draft philosophy
(00:21:52) - Hold on to Your Grades!
(00:26:21) - John Franklin Myers: Would the 49ers Sign him?
(00:30:49) - Kevin Zeitler on the Free Agency
(00:36:29) - Don't Overpay for a Guard
(00:41:01) - John Elway on Colin McCaffrey
(00:45:58) - Need for a 4th Wide Receiver
(00:49:36) - 49ers release Renardo Green
(00:54:55) - Would the Niners Sign CB Josh Jobe?
(00:59:40) - Derwin James Wasn't Taken
(01:02:30) - Eli Stowers
(01:06:17) - Philip Rivers on Derwin James:
(01:10:20) - Want to Buy A Scottish Football Team? Here!

There's Only 1️⃣ Answer To The 49ers' Trent Williams Q | Plus: Not A Mock Draft, Secret Kwesi

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 26 Feb 2026 21:38:59 +0000

Dieter and Jake are also holding out for more cash.

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Chapters

(00:00:00) - Trent Williams: Let's Talk Money
(00:06:06) - Trent Williams' Free Agency
(00:10:56) - Trent Williams on John Lynch's Contract
(00:17:27) - Richard Bowles on Jed York's New Role
(00:23:46) - Josh Williams Gets Promoted to Director of Scouting and Football Operations
(00:28:41) - Does the Combine Matter?
(00:33:28) - Caleb Banks: Should the 49ers Take Him?
(00:37:48) - Anthony Richardson Should Be Traded For San Francisco
(00:42:21) - Anthony Hill, UTEP LB
(00:47:36) - Dylan Thieman vs Emmanuel Prenon: Should They
(00:50:56) - Safety: Hard to Evaluate
(00:55:18) - Would a Nick Imanwari Fit the 49ers?
(01:00:40) - Dieter Ulrich on the NFL Draft

Mac Jones on the Move? QB Carrossel, Big Bold Ideas, Draft Stocks

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 25 Feb 2026 20:36:15 +0000

Dieter and Hutch visit the chaos.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Kyle Shanahan Won't Go to the NFL Combine
(00:04:06) - Ty Simpson: Steelers vs Miami
(00:09:30) - Willie to the Dolphins makes sense
(00:14:25) - Micheal Carlisle on Adam Silver's Proposal to Tank
(00:18:50) - NFL Mock Draft: Falcons vs. Vikings
(00:23:31) - PFF Football grades: Do They Even Matter?
(00:28:16) - Mac Jones: He
(00:34:15) - Mac Jones: Did He Gain Any Experience in Shanahan's Offense?
(00:39:22) - 49ers QB Trade Talk
(00:43:20) - Alfred Collins to the Detroit Lions
(00:47:16) - Dallas Cowboys Trade for Defensive Tackle
(00:52:11) - Blake Miller: A First Round Pick?
(00:55:49) - Wide Receivers: A Riser or Faller?
(01:00:01) - Todd McShay: Jeremy Bernard Is a Top-10 WR
(01:04:30) - Joe Trazon: A Versatile OL Prospect
(01:08:22) - Keegan Trost
(01:11:55) - Mike Evans vs Juwan Jennings: Which Would You Pick?
(01:16:27) - Top 5 Cornerback in the NFL Draft

Our Pre-Combine NFL Draft Top 50 (Sorta)

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 20 Feb 2026 18:01:48 +0000

Dieter and Jake are goosing 'em up a bit.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Do Measures Matter in the NFL Draft?
(00:06:16) - Mac Jones Isn't Getting Traded
(00:13:39) - Mac Jones: No Team Is Interested in Him
(00:18:14) - Arvell Reese: Would the Raiders Draft him?
(00:23:58) - Jeremiah Love: Could Have Been a First Rounder
(00:29:13) - Carnell Tate: He's Just An Easy Evaluate
(00:33:36) - Top 35 Defensive End Prospects
(00:38:28) - Noah, Campbell and Proctor: My Top 7 Prospects
(00:42:01) - Noah vs Lomu
(00:47:05) - Noah Proctor: He's Unpopular Because He's Bad
(00:51:47) - Trent Williams, Monroe Freeling and Chris Brazell
(00:55:14) - Tennessee Film Review
(01:00:40) - Wide Receiver: Maxey Bailey, Vanderbilt
(01:05:47) - Brandon Bailey on Productive Players Being Drafted First Round
(01:09:54) - Keldrick Falk: The Upside and Downside
(01:16:29) - C.J. Allen, Colton Hill
(01:20:35) - Chris Johnson, San Diego State CB
(01:24:57) - Mike Iowani: A First-Round Pick
(01:30:27) - 49ers Network: How high would you trade up for Caleb Downs
(01:35:44) - Kendrick Bourne: Why Would the Niners Draft A

Blessing in Disguise? | Fleury Flies North, Coaching Moves We Like

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 17 Feb 2026 21:55:16 +0000

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Chapters

(00:00:00) - Foreigner and Hutch: Brian Florey's Job
(00:05:23) - The 49ers' Tight End Coach
(00:11:36) - Willie Willingham on the Transition Tag
(00:16:28) - Jerry Rice On A Golf Cart
(00:20:09) - Jimmy Ward on Raheem Morris' Role
(00:24:58) - Do the 49ers Need a McDonald's Defense?
(00:29:27) - NFL Head Coaching Hires
(00:33:53) - Andy Reid on Sean McDermott's Offensive Hiring
(00:38:06) - Jim Harbaugh Hires DC Candidate Chris O' Leary
(00:42:58) - Jets HC hire is a death knell
(00:47:54) - Zach Robinson Getting Fired From Oklahoma State
(00:50:22) - Former 49ers Executive Discusses Bringing Him Back into the Fold
(00:55:43) - Do we think the Rams should trade the first round pick for a
(01:02:11) - No trade for tight end Mac Jones

Don't Do It John! | NFL Draft Prospects to Avoid, Three Guys We Like, Dieter Has Dementia

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 22:30:16 +0000

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Chapters

(00:00:07) - No Mock Draft This Year... Yet
(00:04:46) - Not a first-round WR prospect
(00:10:58) - Should the 49ers pick a tackle in the first round?
(00:16:47) - John McDonald on the San Francisco 49ers Offensive Line Coach
(00:22:51) - The 49ers need to shore up their blocking
(00:29:03) - 3 prospects who won't test well in the NFL draft
(00:32:21) - Offensive Line Comparison: Trey Zun Out of Texas A&
(00:35:47) - US hockey 3-1 vs Latvia
(00:39:24) - Ohio State CB Rasul Douglas Comparison
(00:44:07) - QB Comparison: Miller Moss vs. Chris Johnson
(00:49:36) - Should the 49ers draft a first-rounder at 27?
(00:54:35) - C.J. Allen: A Top 15 Talent for Baltimore
(00:58:36) - Caleb Downs: He's the best prospect in the class
(01:03:21) - Let's Talk Money

Gloom and Doom | The Seahawks Do What Dieter Said They Would Do; How Do The Niners Beat SEA?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 09 Feb 2026 21:16:53 +0000

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Chapters

(00:00:07) - Super Bowl LI: Who Is the Better Running Back?
(00:04:18) - Samarkand: The New York Jets' Offensive Line
(00:09:12) - Sean McVay: He's Always A Year Ahead of the
(00:15:06) - Jimmy Garoppolo on the 49ers
(00:19:55) - Sam Darnold on the San Francisco defense
(00:24:19) - Mac Jones Theory: Can You Win 10 Games With Geno Smith
(00:28:46) - Offensive Line
(00:32:55) - Patriots QB Brock Purdy: Paper Tigers
(00:37:14) - Top 10 Coach Comparison: Jim Harbaugh vs. Andy Reid
(00:41:41) - Mac Jones: Who Do You Like?
(00:46:08) - 50 to 1 Giants vs. 49ers
(00:50:24) - John Harbaugh on Jed York's Contract
(00:55:10) - Does Sam Darnold Need a Bridge Quarterback?
(01:00:28) - Does Raheem Morris Use Emanwari Williams?

Zion's Landing | Zion Young makes sense for SF. Plus: Super Bowl takes and a personal plea to Jonathan Kuminga

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 06 Feb 2026 20:27:15 +0000

Dieter and Jake are on the take.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Super Bowl XLII: The San Francisco experience
(00:04:14) - NFL Draft Rumor: The Niners Are Playing in Australia
(00:09:08) - QB Comparison: Good NFL Draft Class
(00:15:46) - Zion Young vs. Max Crosby
(00:21:35) - Devin Moore, CB, Florida
(00:26:09) - Will Smith on Georgia's defense
(00:33:42) - Anthony Hill: A Weak Side LB
(00:39:42) - Look for Keegan Trost to Rise Up the Draft Board
(00:45:06) - No. 24. Caleb Banks
(00:49:53) - Do You Take a Big Tank Off Your Interior Line?
(00:54:35) - Caleb Banks
(00:58:56) - Don't Count the Patriots Out vs the Seahawks
(01:04:10) - Sam Darnold vs the New York Giants
(01:09:22) - Predictions for the Patriots vs the Broncos
(01:13:26) - Question Time for Wide Receivers
(01:18:47) - Turner on the Patriots vs. Seahawks

Old Friends Unite to Destroy Sean McVay | Raheem Morris Hire Reaction

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 02 Feb 2026 03:53:23 +0000

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Chapters

(00:00:05) - Gus Bradley signing with the 49ers...
(00:05:05) - Brian Flores or Raheem Morris?
(00:10:12) - Bradley on a San Francisco Defense
(00:15:02) - Raheem Morris: This is His Last Chance to Get a
(00:18:38) - Pete Carroll on Sean McDermott's Future
(00:24:04) - John Walsh on Shanahan's Contract
(00:30:37) - Free Agency: Spending the Money
(00:36:12) - Bradley on the San Francisco defense
(00:41:27) - Gus Bradley Gets Fired by the Seahawks

Senior Bowl Takeaways... Are the Niners Actually Interviewing DCs?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 30 Jan 2026 21:04:59 +0000

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May the Schwartz Be With You and Shine Bowl Takeaways

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 28 Jan 2026 21:46:24 +0000

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Well, This Is A Nightmare | Seahawks - Pats Super Bowl in the Bay

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 26 Jan 2026 20:35:05 +0000

Have the football gods been appeased yet?

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We've Fixed the 49ers | 2026 Offseason Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 23 Jan 2026 21:16:29 +0000

UUHHAAHH

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Chapters

(00:00:08) - We're Fixing The 49ers... With a Spreadsheet
(00:04:25) - Should the 49ers trade Mac Jones?
(00:09:23) - Free Agency and Draft: Who Do the Niners Sign?
(00:15:04) - Jimmy Gainwell vs Tyler Algier
(00:20:39) - Alec Pierce vs Jalen Naylor for the Vikings
(00:26:17) - Raiders on Free Agency
(00:30:31) - Pitts, Miller and Joku
(00:35:13) - George Kittle Needs A Tight End First
(00:39:22) - Offensive Tackle in the 2020 NFL Draft
(00:44:02) - Evan Jenkins and David Edwards
(00:49:38) - Budget Guard
(00:54:45) - Drafting a Defensive Tackle
(00:59:12) - Ideas for a Defensive End
(01:02:41) - Texans Insider: Trading for Max Crosby
(01:07:39) - Free Agent Cornerback and Safety
(01:11:28) - safeties and cornerback
(01:16:31) - Joey Bosa + 4th round pick
(01:22:11) - Joe Williams: Should the 49ers Extend Trent Williams?
(01:27:56) - Jimmy Garoppolo Should Be Traded
(01:32:36) - How To Fix Zach Wilson
(01:36:19) - 49ers OL Daniel Bullocks on Brandon Iuk
(01:39:07) - Should the 49ers Trade Ricky Piersol or Renardo Green
(01:44:38) - Questions You Have For The Hutch Report

All Aboard The Gus Bus | Kyle and John Presser Postcast

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 21 Jan 2026 21:49:37 +0000

Dieter and Jake ARE casting a wide net

Chapters

(00:00:00) - San Francisco 49ers Will Not Hire a Defensive Coordinator
(00:05:00) - San Francisco 49ers have declined an interview with Gus Bradley
(00:10:40) - The San Francisco 49ers' defense
(00:14:01) - Bradley on the 49ers defense:
(00:18:43) - Gus Yates: Gus Is the Head Coach Candidate
(00:22:24) - Brandon Auk on His Contract Change
(00:26:54) - Trent Williams' Press Conference
(00:31:13) - Jimmy Goyer on the 49ers' Process

Bob's Out, Who's In?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 20 Jan 2026 21:00:30 +0000

Dieter and Jake have a list.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Robert Salah Gets Paid $25 Million
(00:06:02) - Kubiak on the John Harbaugh hire
(00:11:03) - Ben Johnson on Zac Taylor's Promotion
(00:14:49) - Steve Wilcox on the 49ers' Coordinator Search
(00:20:32) - Gus Bradley: Don't Go To Default With Your DC
(00:26:01) - Jim Schwartz: If the 49ers hired him, they'd win
(00:32:45) - Jim Schwartz for San Francisco 49ers
(00:39:32) - Brian Flores: Would He Leave Minnesota?
(00:44:40) - Joe Flacco on Gus Bradley's Scheme
(00:50:24) - Steve Wilcox for the Jaguars
(00:55:19) - 49ers: Juwan Jennings should get paid
(01:00:51) - Jairon Williams on His Proposals
(01:05:25) - 49ers OL Needs a Bulldozer
(01:10:59) - The 49ers need more Maulers on the offensive line
(01:15:45) - Free agency and the 49ers' plans

SPLATTERING | 49ers - Seahawks PLAYOFF POSTGAME

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sat, 17 Jan 2026 22:34:24 +0000

Dieter and Hutch are enjoying a Lil Jon halftime show.

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Chapters

(00:00:07) - Seahawks break 49ers spirit
(00:05:11) - John Siegel on Renardo Green's Mistake
(00:10:53) - What the Saints Need To Fix
(00:15:33) - The Worst Referee in the NFL
(00:20:56) - Jimmy Garoppolo on the 49ers-Rams
(00:26:14) - Predictions for the 49ers vs Texans
(00:30:54) - Seahawks locker room after the game
(00:34:56) - Sam Darnold on the Seahawks' play
(00:38:33) - Kyle Shanahan: The Niners Need to Be Aggressive
(00:44:10) - Pierce Saw on the 49ers' defense
(00:51:04) - Paul Kirksey on His Confused Interview
(00:55:33) - Adam Levine on Kyle Shanahan's Roster Selection
(01:01:08) - Jay Rockman on Joey Bosa
(01:05:08) - Which Niner Would You Ideally Want to Take Leap On?
(01:09:40) - Should the 49ers Add Nick Martin to the Squad?
(01:15:11) - Trent Williams: Will the Giants Extend Him?
(01:18:21) - A Week Without Talking Free Agency

Legacy Game For Brock? | 49ers - Seahawks Game Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 16 Jan 2026 20:46:47 +0000

Dieter and Jake tweaked our obliques.

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Chapters

(00:00:00) - This 49ers team feels different than Week 18
(00:06:04) - 49ers vs Seahawks: How to Win
(00:11:32) - Peyton Purdy vs the Seahawks
(00:16:50) - 49ers vs Seahawks: Field Position
(00:21:11) - Can Brock Purdy Look Like Super-Elite Against the Seahawks
(00:26:17) - Seattle Seahawks vs San Francisco 49ers
(00:29:48) - The Tossing of the Baby
(00:34:46) - Seahawks QB Russell Wilson: The Niners Are Outmatched
(00:39:02) - Siegel gives the Seahawks safety depth
(00:43:53) - Prediction: Seahawks 24-10 San Francisco
(00:48:57) - Seattle Seahawks vs San Francisco 49ers
(00:53:47) - Miami vs Indiana
(00:58:46) - Zion Young
(01:01:23) - Jimmy Fallon on Stranger Things Being A Cultural Classic
(01:05:07) - A Week Without Jake

49ers Have a STUD in CJ West | Niners - Eagles Tale Of Tape

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 13 Jan 2026 22:48:36 +0000

Dieter and Jake are clogging the middle

Chapters

(00:00:07) - NFL Playoff Matchups
(00:05:23) - George Kittle Could Play in the NFC Championship Game
(00:09:42) - Kyle Shanahan on His Team's
(00:15:03) - The NFL's Open Jobs
(00:18:43) - 49ers vs Eagles
(00:24:16) - Marquis Siegel vs. Andy Dalton
(00:29:27) - Garrett Wallow: Disrespectful to Escalade
(00:31:23) - CJ West's Year in Review
(00:36:54) - San Francisco 49ers defense
(00:41:24) - Defense vs. Philadelphia Eagles
(00:47:36) - Does Jordan Watkins Need to Play?
(00:52:41) - Eric Kendricks and Brandon Wallow could be the difference maker in
(00:58:03) - Future of the Draft Guide
(01:03:21) - How DeMarcus Robinson's emergence affects the 49ers' game plan
(01:08:19) - DRAFT HONEST: Jim Schwartz Would Be my Head Coach
(01:13:26) - Ricky Pierce Could Be Traded
(01:17:55) - QB Grinds on Juwan Jennings

Wait, the Niners did what?!? | 49ers - Eagles Postgame

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 05:19:42 +0000

Hoagies.

Chapters

(00:00:07) - Jalen Hurts sucks
(00:05:25) - The 49ers' Refusal to Give Up
(00:10:23) - Jair Brown has earned the starting safety job
(00:15:14) - They Should've Trust Kendrick Bourne
(00:19:18) - Eagles 24, 49ers 17
(00:24:02) - Ricky Pierce's injury will be missed
(00:30:03) - 49ers cornerback Richard Sherman on Kyle Shanahan
(00:35:24) - Brock Purdy Gets Praise for His Game
(00:40:54) - George Kittle: You Need A Tight End
(00:46:18) - 49ers vs Seahawks: What Went Right
(00:52:03) - Tom Brady on Juwan Jennings' Play
(00:57:11) - Saturday Night NFL Game

The 49ers have a chance against Philly. Can they take it?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 08 Jan 2026 21:57:43 +0000

The Niners and Jake are down bad.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - 49ers vs Seahawks
(00:06:23) - San Francisco 49ers vs. Buffalo Bills
(00:10:52) - Christian McCaffrey's dash motion
(00:15:25) - Eagles vs 49ers: What to Watch
(00:20:15) - Prediction: 49ers vs Eagles
(00:26:01) - Brock Osweiler on the 49ers-Eagles
(00:31:36) - 49ers vs Eagles
(00:36:33) - Pearsall on Alfred Collins' Playing Time

Three Pointers | 49ers - Seahawks Postgame Live

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sun, 04 Jan 2026 06:45:14 +0000

Dieter had three fewer points than the Niners in the biggest game of the year.

Chapters

(00:00:06) - San Francisco 49ers Get Completely Shut Down by the Seattle Seahawks
(00:06:58) - San Francisco 49ers vs Seattle Seahawks
(00:14:36) - Bears 24, Seattle 13
(00:21:05) - John Lynch Needs Help
(00:28:00) - John Lynch: He's Doing A Good Job
(00:34:18) - The San Francisco 49ers Should Not Have To Wear Alternate Uniform
(00:39:34) - Bernardo Green on the Seahawks
(00:45:06) - San Francisco defense vs. Seattle
(00:50:20) - 49ers vs Eagles

New Year, Same Niners? | 49ers - Seahawks Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 01 Jan 2026 22:40:32 +0000

From parts unknown, Dieter and Hutch break down what we see from the Seattle game tapes, and why this game isn't as daunting as it seemed on Monday.

Also: Ref scouting.

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Chapters

(00:00:07) - 49ers vs Seahawks
(00:04:01) - 49ers on Sam Darnold vs. San Francisco
(00:10:34) - Sam Darnold: Should You Trust Him?
(00:15:58) - Bill Vinovich vs Jimmy Garoppolo
(00:22:13) - Seahawks vs Niners, Week 3
(00:28:19) - Saturday's Football Game

We Need Inhalers | 49ers-Bears Postgame LIVE

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 29 Dec 2025 07:30:17 +0000

Jake and Dieter try and make sense of that game.

Chapters

(00:00:07) - Brock Purdy vs. Iowa State
(00:05:43) - Chicago defense gets beat badly
(00:10:11) - 5 Things We Learned From The Seahawks
(00:15:32) - Ben Johnson vs the 49ers
(00:20:30) - The 49ers are in the Super Bowl
(00:25:53) - Brock Osweiler Is Russell Wilson Reincarnate
(00:31:45) - Austin Pleasants Against the Seahawks
(00:36:21) - Caleb Williams on the San Francisco 49ers
(00:41:03) - Brian Dawkins on Fred Warner's Injury
(00:45:25) - Collinsworth on Chris Collins
(00:49:34) - How Much Does Taking the D Boy Debo Toy Away From Kyle
(00:55:00) - Pleasants on the Chicago Bears

Your Guess Is As Good As Ours | 49ers - Bears Week 17 Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 26 Dec 2025 18:43:23 +0000

Dieter and Jake have no idea how this one is going down.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - John lynch on Fred Warner's Return to the Bears
(00:05:02) - Jerry Rice's Ankle Injury
(00:08:28) - Caleb Williams: Can He Feel The Pressure?
(00:14:35) - 49ers vs Packers
(00:18:32) - Dak Prescott: He's Irrational
(00:22:30) - 49ers TE George Kittle vs Bears
(00:27:00) - Chicago Bears vs San Francisco 49ers
(00:30:16) - 49ers vs Bears
(00:35:16) - Prediction: 49ers vs. Bears
(00:41:13) - Bears linebacker Upton Stout vs. Colston Loveland
(00:45:45) - George Kittle Could Play In The 49ers' Next Game
(00:50:29) - 49ers vs Bears
(00:54:22) - 49ers legend vs Bears legend

Kyle Shanahan in his BAG | Breaking Down 49ers-Colts

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 24 Dec 2025 23:48:39 +0000

Dieter's getting sunburnt and Jake's here to vamp.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - The San Francisco 49ers DEFENSE
(00:03:50) - 49ers secondary in Week 2
(00:09:22) - DEFENSE IN THE NFC Championship
(00:15:27) - Punishment for not getting sacks
(00:19:50) - The 49ers' offense this season
(00:25:46) - Kyle Shanahan Should Win Coach of the Year
(00:31:02) - Kyle Van Noy: Kyle Shanahan Is a Candidate for Coach of
(00:35:07) - George Kittle's injury
(00:40:41) - Does IR Work For Players In The Playoffs?
(00:44:38) - San Francisco 49ers vs Los Angeles Rams
(00:50:16) - Tom Brady on Toyota Priuses
(00:51:16) - Can Defense Win a Championship?

The 49ers' Offense Cannot Be Stopped

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 23 Dec 2025 08:09:13 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the 49ers' throttling of the Colts and crimes against Old Man Rivers on NATIONAL TELEVISION.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Chargers vs Raiders
(00:04:32) - Philip Rivers on the San Francisco play
(00:09:03) - Malik Collins vs the Colts
(00:14:00) - Should We Talk About The 49ers Offense?
(00:18:05) - Brock Purdy's first NFL start
(00:21:24) - Could Brock Purdy Be a Better Quarterback?
(00:25:58) - Josh Jones on Brandon Luder's
(00:30:51) - 49ers OL vs. Colts
(00:36:35) - 49ers RB Jamaal Williams on the DASH Motion
(00:41:52) - DK Metcalf VOTED His Guarantees
(00:45:28) - Why Should the Kansas City Chiefs Not Take Free Money? (Clark
(00:51:08) - Mike Birdie: The Chicago Bears Don't Need a Super Bowl
(00:56:14) - The San Francisco 49ers
(01:00:08) - Bears vs Seahawks for the 1st Seed
(01:03:53) - Bills vs Niners: The Worst Possible Super Bowl Pick
(01:07:12) - The Eagles Are Annoying
(01:10:50) - QB Comparison: Josh Allen vs. Brock Purdy
(01:14:29) - Jake Jennings on Being Fat And Eating Sand
(01:16:25) - The Steelers Trade One Crazy Wide Receiver
(01:19:13) - Mac Jones Jerseys

We Actually Watched Philip Rivers Play, Our Analysis Will Shock You | 49ers - Colts Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 18 Dec 2025 22:39:29 +0000

Dieter and Jake are operating like Ethopian Jazz.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Philip Rivers: Incredible
(00:05:52) - Kyle Shanahan: If the Colts don't maintain that level of control
(00:10:53) - The Colts vs. Philip Rivers
(00:16:18) - 49ers vs Colts: How Can the Colts Stop the Run?
(00:21:20) - Seattle Seahawks vs San Francisco 49ers: What's the Yellow Man
(00:26:20) - Samuel Darnold vs the 49ers
(00:31:07) - Seahawks vs Colts
(00:35:19) - Juwan Jennings EJECTION prediction vs 49ers
(00:40:12) - San Francisco 49ers vs Indianapolis Colts: How to Win
(00:44:29) - Don't Turn Off Slot Machines in Vegas
(00:46:05) - Dubai Is A Scary Place
(00:47:21) - Mustafa vs. Siegel for the No. 1 Safety
(00:51:33) - "Christmas Music Is Not Religous"
(00:53:25) - Sam Ellinger Turns Down Colts QB Job
(00:56:48) - A Brazilian Jazz Master

Jake RETURNS | Breaking Down 49ers-Titans and Whatever Brandon Aiyuk's Doing

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 17 Dec 2025 19:30:19 +0000

Jake is back.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - Pro Football Focus in India
(00:00:47) - Trent Williams On The Jeffrey Simmons TD
(00:06:00) - CJ West vs the San Francisco 49ers
(00:11:26) - Rams need big, strong guys to hold up in the run game
(00:17:08) - Joey Williams on the Seahawks' Defense
(00:21:15) - Jackson Dart's Head In the Blue
(00:25:33) - Brandon Iuk's Restricted List Protest
(00:30:14) - Colts vs 49ers preview
(00:35:53) - Brock Osweiler on Steve Wilkes Getting Fired
(00:40:52) - Steve Wilkes on Being a Jerk at the Super Bowl
(00:45:38) - Terry Bradshaw on Jeffrey Simmons's
(00:48:42) - Thomas Jefferson Trade Talk
(00:52:19) - Pete Carroll: Offensive Tackle Should Be a Priority
(00:55:34) - Taste Indian Food in India

Dieter's Riding Solo and Telling State Secrets

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 12 Dec 2025 00:00:44 +0000

Also, don't be sleeping on Cam Ward.

Chapters

(00:00:00) - 49ers vs Titans
(00:05:49) - Titans 24, 49ers 17
(00:12:28) - National Media's Complaints About the 49ers
(00:19:41) - The National Media's Coverage of the 49ers
(00:25:57) - 49ers QB Joe Garoppolo on the 49ers
(00:31:25) - Mikel Williams Should Be Signed by the 49ers
(00:36:22) - Daniel Jones: Should the Colts Extend His Contract?
(00:42:59) - Mac Jones' Contract situation
(00:49:36) - Should the Titans Fire Coach Lincoln Riley?
(00:56:19) - What Do the Niners Need to Do to Make John Lynch Look
(01:02:37) - 49ers need to build up their roster
(01:04:27) - Woody Gravy On The Eagles And The Chiefs
(01:08:34) - Pff: Why is this channel not bigger?
(01:13:55) - Do You Think the Broncos Will Win vs the Packers?
(01:18:30) - 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick on chaos

Our #49ers 2025 (Most-Of-The) Season Superlatives | Biggest Revelation? Headache?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 09 Dec 2025 17:00:00 +0000

Dieter and Hutch break down who has been the most in 2025.

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Chapters

(00:00:00) - Superlatives from 2/3 of the Season
(00:05:10) - Top 3 San Francisco 49ers Players on the Season
(00:10:18) - 49ers Wide Receivers: The Most Valuable
(00:16:12) - Dee Winters
(00:20:10) - Hutch Report: Most Disappointing Play of the Year

Things! | Going Back and Seeing How Many Predictions We Got Wrong

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 04 Dec 2025 23:30:00 +0000

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Chapters

(00:00:07) - 49ers Bye Week Pats
(00:04:34) - 49ers DL: Can They Get to 50 Sacks?
(00:09:50) - Renardo Green's breakthrough and more
(00:14:28) - The 49ers O-line...
(00:18:32) - Brock Purdy vs. the 49ers

49ers-Browns Recap: Two rookies shine, and SO much more

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 02 Dec 2025 22:10:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake get after it before Jake leaves on an international journey.

Niners Beat the Browns: Nine wins in the season of nonsense

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 01 Dec 2025 06:46:08 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the Brock Purdy brain game.

49ers-Browns Preview: Slopball glory, and what to make of Shedeur Sanders

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 26 Nov 2025 20:18:28 +0000

Jake and Dieter preview the 49ers-Browns slop bowl on Sunday.

49ers Win in the Brockalypse | Post-MNF breakdown

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 26 Nov 2025 18:50:23 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the Brockalyppse.

49ers-Panthers Preview: Carolina's Legion of Mid, and is Macklin Celebrini the GOAT?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 20 Nov 2025 23:18:11 +0000

Jake and Dieter go off the rails.

We Have the MEATS - 49ers-Cardinals Film Room

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 18 Nov 2025 23:47:38 +0000

Jake and Dieter may or may not lose the audience, but they power through. Like the 49ers.

Purdy, Purdy Good - 49ers - Cardinals Week 11 Studs and Duds

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 17 Nov 2025 03:14:31 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the 49ers' smackdown of the Cardinals.

Niners Stand Pat at the Trade Deadline

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 04 Nov 2025 21:56:22 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the 49ers standing still at the trade deadline.

Niners-Giants Studs and Duds | Fallout from the Mykel Williams injury

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 03 Nov 2025 01:02:47 +0000

Jake and Dieter discuss the easy win and injury fallout in New Jersey.

Get Right Spot for the 49ers? | Giants Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 31 Oct 2025 19:31:43 +0000

Jake and Dieter preview the 49ers-Giants matchup in the NJ swamp.

Are the 49ers Tapped? | Lessons from the Texans tape (and the worst games we've ever seen)

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 28 Oct 2025 21:06:33 +0000

Jake and Dieter discuss Sunday's slop.

What ARE These Teams? | 49ers-Texans preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 23 Oct 2025 20:32:05 +0000

Can the 49ers beat the Texans' defense? Jake and Dieter break it down.

Kyle + Bob Masterclass | What we learned from the Falcons tape

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 21 Oct 2025 20:23:12 +0000

Jake and Dieter break it all down.

Can George Kittle Save the 49ers' Offense | 49ers-Falcons Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 17 Oct 2025 00:46:06 +0000

Jake and Dieter give you their 8 sickest RBs in their lifetimes. And I guess George Kittle talk (at the very end).

The Run Game is a Mess | 49ers-Bucs Film Takeaways

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 14 Oct 2025 23:33:48 +0000

Jake and Dieter get into the 49ers-Bucs tape.

49ers-Bucs Studs and Duds

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 13 Oct 2025 18:18:37 +0000

Jake and Dieter react to the 49ers' loss to the Bucs the day after.

49ers-Bucs Preview: Will the Baker Mayfield Experience Take Over?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 09 Oct 2025 20:15:07 +0000

Jake and Dieter discuss the upcoming Bucs game.

Is This a Thing? 49ers-Rams Takeaways + More

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 07 Oct 2025 20:11:16 +0000

Jake and Dieter ask the age-old question, is this a thing?

HOW Did the 49ers Win That Game? | Post-Rams Reaction

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 03 Oct 2025 07:14:59 +0000

Jake and Dieter react to the 49ers' stunning 26-23 win over the Rams on Thursday night.

49ers-Rams Preview: Is a Beatdown Coming?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 01 Oct 2025 18:12:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter take you through the bleak reality of the 49ers' roster heading into Thursday night.

What Did The Tape Say About Brock Purdy? Post 49ers-Jags Breakdown

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 30 Sep 2025 19:13:53 +0000

Jake and Dieter talk about the 49ers' uuuuugly loss.

49ers Stink it Up - Post-Jaguars Live

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 04:06:44 +0000

Jake and Dieter take you through the 49ers' ugly to the Jags.

49ers-Jaguars Preview - The Trevor Lawrence of it All

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 25 Sep 2025 22:39:17 +0000

Jake and Dieter talks about what could be the 49ers' weirdest game yet.

Who Needs to Step Up for the 49ers? Post-Cardinals Reactions

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 23 Sep 2025 20:37:17 +0000

Jake and Dieter talk post-Cardinals takeaways.

EMERGENCY POD: Nick Bosa tore his ACL

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 19:06:39 +0000

Dieter and Jake react to Nick Bosa's season-ending injury.

Studs + Duds | #49ers - Cardinals Week 3

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 02:55:56 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the 49ers' very ugly-beautiful win over the Cardinals.

Can The Niners Beat the Little Man? | 49ers-Cardinals Week 3 Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 19 Sep 2025 20:27:29 +0000

Jake and Dieter talk 49ers-Cardinals and make some wild-ish predictions.

All-22 Takeaways | What we learned (and got wrong) from 49ers-Saints

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 16 Sep 2025 22:06:38 +0000

Jake and Dieter take you through the tale of the tape.

49ers-Saints Studs and Duds | The McCorkle Game

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 15 Sep 2025 00:45:52 +0000

Jake and Dieter react to the 49ers' 26-21 win over the Saints, as the Mac Jones dream came alive.

Well... That Escalated Quickly | Purdy, Kittle Hurt and Saints Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 11 Sep 2025 20:35:42 +0000

Jake and Dieter discuss the 49ers' injury woes and their McCorkled-up matchup with the Saints.

49ers-Seahawks Preview + NFL Playoff Predictions

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 04 Sep 2025 22:08:19 +0000

It's game week.

Making Sense of the 49ers' 53-Man Roster Decisions

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 27 Aug 2025 05:47:19 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the roster in a late-night cut day extravaganza.

49ers Roster Cuts Predictions

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 25 Aug 2025 21:47:43 +0000

Who stays? Who goes? Who... survives? Jake and Dieter give you their roster cut predictions.

Panic (Trades) At The Disco? Skyy Moore, Brian Robinson Trade Reactions

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 22 Aug 2025 23:14:18 +0000

Dieter and Jake react to the 49ers definitely not panic-induced moves.

49ers Preseason Doom and Gloom... Is Concern Warranted?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 18:19:08 +0000

Jake and Dieter talk through the glorious slopfest that was the 49ers' first preseason game. Is it all over?

A Kicker is Chosen, Biggest 49ers Camp Surprises

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 05 Aug 2025 16:31:42 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the Jake Moody victory and so, so, SO much more.

49ers Training Camp (Non)Confidential

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 31 Jul 2025 06:20:31 +0000

Jake and Dieter are back from their summer vacation and ready to talk about it. "It" being the 49ers, mostly.

49ers DRAFT GRADES(ish) | Breaking Down the 2025 Class

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 29 Apr 2025 20:04:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the 49ers' 2025 NFL Draft class.

First Round LIVE | Mykel Williams and MORE

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 06:45:40 +0000

Dieter breaks some picks. Jake breaks it down. They nail the Mykel Williams selection. The boys are on fire.

Purdy, Kittle, Draft Hints? | From 49ers HQ: Breaking Down John Lynch's Pre-Draft #49ers Presser

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 23 Apr 2025 20:24:47 +0000

Jake and Dieter record live from 49ers HQ after John Lynch's pre-draft presser and break it alllll down.

49ers, Purdy Contract Mess » NFL Draft Rumblings

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 21 Apr 2025 20:46:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter talk the latest 49ers contract mess(es).

Draft Rumors We Believe

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 18 Apr 2025 20:44:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter talk the Draft rumors swirling.

DRAFT GUIDE IS LIVE

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 20:43:00 +0000

The Dieter and Hutch Draft Guide is LIVE, finally. We relish in Jake's work.

49ers' Top-30 Visits, Purdy, and Our (Maybe) Final Mock Draft

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 11 Apr 2025 20:35:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the 49ers' 30 visits and put another draft together.

NFL Draft SUPERLATIVES

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:32:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake offer their NFL Draft SUPERLATIVES ahead of the Draft Guide’s release.

'It's Just Math' | Jed York Gaslights 49ers Fans; Our 2025 NFL Draft Big Board Updates

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 01 Apr 2025 21:50:02 +0000

Shoutout to the real sickos who kept this channel in their feed. On this episode we break down whatever the hell the 49ers were spinning in West Palm Beach and go in on why each others' draft boards are TRASH.

It's Dieter and Hutch, in your ears!

Senior Bowl DUDES | 10 Standouts Who Could Be 49ers Fits

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 07 Feb 2025 20:23:50 +0000

In Jake and Dieter's 100th episode, they break down their Senior Bowl favorites, in an actual, genuine, audio-listener-friendly episode.

The Chiefs are Inevitable | Championship Game Breakdowns + Movie Takes

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 27 Jan 2025 06:14:42 +0000

Jake and Dieter talk the Chiefs-Eagles Super Bowl and what movies you need to be watching.

The BIGGEST Draft Sleeper at Defensive Tackle | The Sicko Tank

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 22 Jan 2025 22:05:41 +0000

Jake and Dieter continue to fix the 49ers' spine with their biggest need: defensive tackle. And they find some studs along the way.

Sickos Shark Tank | Interior O Line | Draft + Free Agency Breakdown

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sat, 18 Jan 2025 00:48:47 +0000

Jake and Dieter beging their series of Fixing the Spine by selling the Sickos on their interior offensive line options for the 49ers.

NFL Playoffs Live Reaction | Sunday Night Live

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 13 Jan 2025 07:54:53 +0000

Jake and Dieter react to the Wild Card round and Jake goes into the depths of his deranged spreadsheet.

Everything Must GO | 3 New 49ers Coordinators for Shana-Lynch

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 08 Jan 2025 21:18:50 +0000

Jake and Dieter discuss the Kyle Shanahan and John Lynch postseason press conference LIVE from Santa Clara.

Everyone Is Getting Fired (Not Really, But Maybe)

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 07 Jan 2025 23:21:29 +0000

Jake and Dieter talk after Brian Schneider's firing and talk what's to come.

A Not-So-Fond Farewell To The 2024 San Francisco 49ers

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 06 Jan 2025 06:15:01 +0000

Adios, 2024 49ers. Jake and Dieter break it all down.

49ers-Lions Postgame LIVE | Dieter Loses It

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 31 Dec 2024 06:55:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter react live to the 49ers' loss to to the Lions and Dieter loses his mind on the Brock Purdy discourse

A Disasterclass in Miami | 49ers lose to Dolphins LIVE Show

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 23 Dec 2024 04:22:01 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the swampy soup served up by the 49ers.

What’s Next For the 49ers? | Holiday Wish List

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 18 Dec 2024 02:40:50 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down their rest-of-season holiday wish for the 49ers.

Campbell Quits, Niners Season Crumbles | TNF Postgame

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 13 Dec 2024 09:00:54 +0000

Jake and Dieter wade through the detritus that is the 49ers' crushed season.

Are We Seeing the Final Days of Deebo Samuel with the 49ers? And Rams-Niners

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 11 Dec 2024 06:36:24 +0000

Jake and Dieter preview the 49ers vs. Rams and talk Deebo Samuel.

One-Off? A Trend? 49ers Steamroll the Bears | LIVE

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 09 Dec 2024 06:48:12 +0000

Jake and Dieter react to the 49ers' 38-13 drubbing of the Chicago Bears and assess what's to come.

Are The 49ers an Easy Kill? | Week 14 Bears Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 06 Dec 2024 20:09:08 +0000

Dieter and Jake talk tsunami warnings and preview the 49ers' matchup with the Bears.

Brock Purdy Isn't The 49ers' Problem

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 04 Dec 2024 23:51:26 +0000

Dieter and Jake re-hash the 49ers' loss to the Bills and explain why Brock Purdy — who had 94 yards passing on Sunday — isn't the 49ers' biggest issue.

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Do the 49ers Have Any Shame? | Post-Bills LIVE

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 02 Dec 2024 08:03:05 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the predictable throttling at the hands of Josh Allen.

Does Brock Purdy Give the 49ers A Chance in Buffalo? | LIVE

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sat, 30 Nov 2024 06:18:02 +0000

Jake and Dieter look at the 49ers' dumpster fire and assess whether they have any chance in Buffalo.

'C' You Later, Deebo? | Tuesday Night Live

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 27 Nov 2024 06:37:33 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down everything that went wrong in Sunday's 49ers loss to the Packers and go in on Deebo Samuel's play and conduct... Yes. Again.

A New Low | 49ers-Packers LIVE Reaction

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 05:14:45 +0000

Dieter and Jake poke at the carcass of the 49ers following their loss to the Packers.

The 49ers' Season is OVER | The Friday Report

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sat, 23 Nov 2024 05:45:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter react to the news that Brock Purdy and Nick Bosa will miss Sunday's game against the Packers, and where the 49ers can go from here.

Can the 49ers save their season?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 20 Nov 2024 00:28:25 +0000

Dieter and Jake discuss 49ers-Seahawks after watching the tape and discuss whether this thing is salvageable. Leave any and all questions below to be answered on Friday

Is This The End For The 49ers? | Sunday Night Live after Seahawks WHIFF

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 18 Nov 2024 07:13:08 +0000

Jake and Dieter ask and answer the question: is it finally cooked? (Yes. Yes it is).

49ers-Seahawks PREVIEW | What we NEED to see Sunday

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 15 Nov 2024 20:01:11 +0000

Dieter and Jake preview the 49ers’ matchup with the Seahawks and break down exactly what they need to see to be convinced of this team.

49ers-Bucs breakdown | McCaffrey’s return, but protections are a mess

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 12 Nov 2024 22:27:14 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the sloppy win over the Bucs and why there's cause for both optimism and pessimism.

49ers beat the Bucs + CMCs return | What to make of the near disaster

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 11 Nov 2024 00:14:02 +0000

Jake and Dieter talk about another messy win.

McCaffrey is BACK | 49ers-Bucs and Over/Unders

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 08 Nov 2024 23:34:15 +0000

Jake and Dieter get into 49ers-Bucs, McCaffrey's return, and over/unders. Also, name some guys.

49ers Trade Deadline LIVE Reaction

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 06 Nov 2024 00:16:12 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the 49ers' one (or two-ish) moves at the trade deadline and what the outlook is for the rest of the season.

49ers Defense TRADES and Grades

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 31 Oct 2024 15:41:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter go through the 49ers' defense at the midway point and grade each position group, and assess whether there are trades to be made on that side of the ball.

49ers Offense TRADES and GRADES

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 30 Oct 2024 18:08:14 +0000

Jake and Dieter go through the 49ers' offense at the midway point and grade each position group, and assess whether there are trades to be made on that side of the ball.

49ers beat Cowboys LIVE reaction | Making sense of the messy win

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 28 Oct 2024 06:43:40 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the 49ers' sloppy win over the Dallas Cowboys and talk trade options and other nonsense.

49ers-Cowboys X’s and Oh-Nos | Will this slopfest become a rout?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 25 Oct 2024 20:12:36 +0000

Jake and Dieter preview the 49ers and Cowboys Sunday night matchup and why this ugly game could be a huge 49ers win.

A 49ers NIGHTMARE | Breaking down the Chiefs film, injuries, and what’s next

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 22 Oct 2024 19:23:21 +0000

Dieter and Jake comb through the brutal film from the 49ers' loss to the Chiefs, and realize things are worse than they even imagined. Is there reason for hope?

49ers-Chiefs LIVE Reaction | Is it a Wrap?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 21 Oct 2024 06:40:31 +0000

Jake and Dieter discuss a disastrous loss to the Chiefs, and whether the 49ers have anything worth still believing in.

49ers-Chiefs Breakdown: FLASH versus BASH | Who Has the Edge?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 18 Oct 2024 20:08:16 +0000

Jake and Dieter dive deep into the matchups and breakdown everyone you need to know about the 49ers-Chiefs massive matchup. X-factors, big boys and maybe/probably Ricky Pearsall? Tap in.

How BIG is 49ers-Chiefs? And The Secret Weapon on Defense

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 15 Oct 2024 18:25:09 +0000

Jake and Dieter discuss where the 49ers are after their bye week, Ricky Pearsall's status, Tom Brady, the Chiefs matchup, and an X-factor on defense.

The 49ers SAVE Their Season… Can They Make It Count?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 11 Oct 2024 23:35:04 +0000

Jake and Dieter dive into the 49ers' win over the Seahawks. They break down why the offense isn't quite clicking, but there's hope with Ricky Pearsall on the mend... and, where the young defense stands.

What’s The Answer? Saleh Fired + Seahawks Preview

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 08 Oct 2024 18:13:12 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down the 49ers' struggles, Robert Saleh's firing, preview the Seahawks and discuss if Ricky Pearsall is the answer.

49ers-Cardinals Reaction… Is This Team Cooked?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 07 Oct 2024 15:58:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter react to the 49ers' brutal 24-23 collapse to the Arizona Cardinals and discuss whether the season is on the brink.

Jake RETURNS | A 49ers-Cardinals preview and Jake’s travel corner

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 04 Oct 2024 18:28:50 +0000

Jake returns from his trip to Japan and gives us the lowdown. Then Dieter and Jake break down 49ers-Cardinals and so much more.

49ers-Vikings Preview | Watch Out For The BIG BOYS

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 13 Sep 2024 19:50:34 +0000

Dieter and Jake preview 49ers-Vikings before Jake's brief hiatus.

STUDS and DUDS | Who stood out in 49ers-Jets and is there a problem at center?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 11 Sep 2024 21:05:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the 49ers-Jets opener after watching the tape and discuss whether the 49ers have an issue at center, and what the deal is with Christian McCaffrey.

49ers-Jets Postgame LIVE from Levi’s Stadium | 49ers DISMANTLE the Jets

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 10 Sep 2024 05:09:57 +0000

Dieter + Jake break down the 49ers' 32-19 old-fashioned demolition of the Jets hailing from Florham Park and East Rutherford, New Jersey.

49ers-Jets preview: The REAL keys to the season opener

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sat, 07 Sep 2024 17:00:20 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the 49ers' season opener and why they're both on the same page about the result.

49ers SEASON PREVIEW: Do they finally get over the hump?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 05 Sep 2024 04:42:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the key pieces that could define the 49ers' season and where they think it will ultimately end up. Glory? Failure? Somewhere in between?

Why Trent Williams Gives The 49ers Their Swag Back

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 04 Sep 2024 06:07:11 +0000

Dieter and Jake discuss the wild week and weekend for the 49ers, and the massive sigh of relief over Ricky Pearsall and Trent Williams.

AIYUK SIGNS❗Who won the saga? And what’s the 49ers’ future?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 30 Aug 2024 00:56:20 +0000

Dieter + Jake react LIVE after Brandon Aiyuk ends the saga and signs a four-year, $120 million deal. We break down the winners and losers, the weird, weird reporting on it, and what the 49ers' future holds.

✂️ 49ers Cut Day Reactions LIVE | Goodbye, Elijah Mitchell

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 27 Aug 2024 18:45:00 +0000

Dieter + Hutch break down the 49ers' roster cuts LIVE and answer questions about some of the surprising decisions the 49ers made.

49ers-Raiders | Purdy shines, and the greatest preseason play of all-time

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sat, 24 Aug 2024 06:48:48 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down just how Brock Purdy and the mostly first-string offense play and end with the greatest preseason play in history. We are not exaggerating.

Are Surprise Cuts On the Horizon for the 49ers? 53-Man Breakdown

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 21 Aug 2024 06:42:49 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down whether there are any surprise roster cuts the 49ers could make, and what the 53-man is looking like.

Will A Bad Training Camp Tank the 49ers' Season?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 13 Aug 2024 17:58:28 +0000

Dieter and Jake go in on the 49ers' lazy training camp, detail the team's defensive line and salary cap woes and wonder aloud how any of this is going to get better before Week 1.

Preseason Opener LIVE | 53-man breakdown, 49ers-Titans reactions

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sun, 11 Aug 2024 05:38:24 +0000

Dieter and Hutch give their 49ers-Titans live reactions and 53-man breakdown during the preseason opener.

What on EARTH is going on with Brandon Aiyuk?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 08 Aug 2024 22:13:34 +0000

Are the 49ers actually going to deal Aiyuk this late into the summer? And if they do, does Davante Adams have to be in the deal? Dieter and Jake discuss.

Purdy’s picks, Brandon Staley ‘a genius’? 49ers training camp chat

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 31 Jul 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Brock Purdy's early interceptions, Deommodore Lenoir's rave review of Brandon Staley and much more.

49ers training camp studs + duds

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 25 Jul 2024 22:16:00 +0000

Who's impressed in the early going at training camp? Jake and Dieter discuss

What we want to see at 49ers training camp

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 22 Jul 2024 19:38:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter discuss what to look for at 49ers training camp and cut through the Brandon Aiyuk drama

Are the Warriors better off without Klay? Are the 49ers better off without Aiyuk?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 01:28:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down where the Warriors stand on Klay Thompson and whether they're better off without him. They ask the same question for the 49ers and Brandon Aiyuk.

Brandon Aiyuk is cracking, you guys

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 26 Jun 2024 05:46:27 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the latest nonsense in the Brandon Aiyuk negotiations, the latest nonsense in the Klay Thompson free agency saga, and award the first Sicko of the Week award! It's all just nonsense, after all.

They Said They Don't Want Me | Breaking Down the Brandon Aiyuk TikTok Drama

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 18 Jun 2024 16:48:59 +0000

Let's be honest, this is all exceptionally dumb. We honored that spirit.

Trent Williams wants a new contract. So do we + Is Brandon Aiyuk going to double-up the market?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 11 Jun 2024 18:02:56 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the latest report on Trent Williams wanting a new contract, and get into what Brandon Aiyuk should make on his next deal. Plus, a mailbag that goes completely off the rails and... Giants talk?

OTA reactions and the most wrong Jake has ever been

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 30 May 2024 17:40:48 +0000

Dieter and Jake are live at Levi's Stadium taking in whatever OTAs the Niners will let them see. They break down some interesting comments on the offensive line and the new kickoff rules and go into the surprisingly deep cornerback position before going completely off the rails.

World's Worst Mailbag™ + The Weird Trick The Warriors Can Use To Get LeBron James

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 13 May 2024 23:23:47 +0000

Dieter and Hutch dive into the World's Worst Mailbag to answer one, random YouTube comment.

Plus, the latest in NFL nonsense — including SPECIAL TEAMS TALK — and the answer to the important questions of the day: How deeply screwed are the Warriors and Giants. (Hint: Very.)

Rookie Minicamp Live: Why? Because we're sickos

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sat, 11 May 2024 18:50:43 +0000

Dieter and Hutch are at 49ers rookie minicamp, making mountains out of molehills, baby.

49ers Draft Reactions LIVE | They picked (some of) our guys

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sun, 28 Apr 2024 02:10:00 +0000

Dieter + Hutch break down the 49ers' 2024 draft class and where it went wrong and right. We liked quite a few of these guys

LIVE Round 1 Draft reactions | The Ricky Pearsall moment

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 26 Apr 2024 02:07:00 +0000

Jake's all-time (semi) prediction of the Ricky Pearsall pick enters the Dieter + Hutch pantheon

Mini Big Board | Our abbreviated rankings in the 2024 NFL Draft

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 02:02:00 +0000

The Mini Big Board makes it's debut. It's a big board, but only for the positions that really matter for the 49ers. We're innovators

WAR ROOM | Dieter and Jake’s weirdest Round-7 live mock

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sat, 13 Apr 2024 01:59:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter get in the war room and make some interesting calls for the 49ers

The best case for the 49ers in the 2024 Draft

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 10 Apr 2024 01:52:00 +0000

What's the best thing that could happen for the 49ers in the 2024 Draft? We discuss

What the Diggs trade means for Aiyuk; over-unders | Live from Oracle Park

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 05 Apr 2024 20:56:36 +0000

Dieter and Jake haphazardly find a spot at Oracle Park to talk 49ers football.

WAR ROOM | Dieter and Jake's perfect 7-round mock

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 01 Apr 2024 19:32:26 +0000

Dieter and Jake go into the war room, make some big trades, and live draft all seven rounds for the 49ers.

There really shouldn't be this many good wide receivers

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 26 Mar 2024 20:03:59 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the new kickoff rules, because of course, and then Dieter makes three absurd, downright comical player comps for second-round wide receivers as Jake tells us if Jerry Rice's kid is any good.

Jake's 3-round mock draft and even more special teams talk, baby

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 21 Mar 2024 11:00:00 +0000

SICKOS! Dieter and Jake are back and break down the latest nonsense with Brandon Aiyuk and the NFL's rule changes. But more importantly, Jake gives us his first mock draft of the spring, and boy is it a doozy.

Dieter's 3-round mock and a special teams BONANZA

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 18 Mar 2024 21:06:04 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the Niners' latest free agency moves and why it might be smart to go all-in on special teams. Plus, Dieter has a three-round mock draft for y'all

Our NFL Draft Combine studs

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 06 Mar 2024 20:28:21 +0000

Dieter and Jake give you six combine standouts that should be darkhorses for the 49ers to consider.

To DC or not to DC, checking in as the Niners head to Indy

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 27 Feb 2024 22:08:14 +0000

Dieter and Jake dive into the latest on the 49ers' search for a defensive coordinator and break down which positions the Niners need to prioritize this offseason.

The boys are back for '24, sicker than ever

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 21 Feb 2024 22:35:46 +0000

Dieter and Hutch are back to break down everything 49ers ahead of the 2024 NFL Draft.

• They break down Steve Wilks' firing and why it was the right call for Kyle Shanahan

• Why the salary cap isn't an issue for the Niners

• Chop Robinson

• Darius Robinson

• Kool-Aid McKinstry

• Kamari Lassiter

• Kingsley Suamataia

• Troy Fauntanu

Free Agency Update

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 15 Mar 2022 21:00:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake are back and are trying their damnedest to get to the bottom of why Jimmy Garoppolo is still on this team.

At this point, Nihilism is the only answer

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 27 Oct 2021 04:31:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter are back, and they wish they weren't as everything has gone to hell and it's beyond the realm of help.

WE'RE DONE (With Jimmy G, not the podcast, but we can see how that's confusing)

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 05 Oct 2021 15:39:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter lose it on the latest episode after Jimmy G's egregious performance against the Seahawks.

Is Trey Lance the answer?

Is there any meaning in the universe?

And also, what the hell is up with Robbie Gould — who could have seen this coming?

All that and more. Maybe.

Week 3 Preview » Trenton Cannon Galaxy Brain

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 24 Sep 2021 16:55:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake figure out just how washed Aaron Rodgers is and learn about some new running backs for the 49ers.

Week 1 Wrap » What To Make Of A Strange Day In Detroit

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 13 Sep 2021 14:50:00 +0000

Dieter Kurtenbach and Jake Hutchinson try to make sense of the 49ers' blowout win/near-loss to the Detroit Lions in Week 1 of the NFL season. Is the fanbase's pessimism warranted?

Week 1 Mailbag

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 09 Sep 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake answer listener questions and provide the latest scuttlebutt from Santa Clara.

Cut Day Reactions — Live on Greenroom

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 01 Sep 2021 01:02:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the 49ers roster cuts on Spotify Greenroom.

Highlights include:

• Dieter first learning about a guy who made the team

• A detailed conversation about waivers (whoo boy)

• A fond farewell to Jonas Griffith

• Not one, but two questions from our friend Alex

Quarterback rotation, 53-man projection

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 20:16:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake are back from the dead and breaking down the 53 and the preseason finale against the hollowed-out shell of the Raiders.

Preseason Game 2 » A QB battle's a brewin'

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 05:00:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake talk all things 49ers after their second preseason game.

Just kidding. They talked about Trey Lance for 95 percent of their Spotify Greenroom show.

Preseason Game 1 » Sir Lancelot, WR woes, and the Dan Brunskill of everything

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sun, 15 Aug 2021 23:17:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down the 49ers' preseason debut and so, oh so much more.

Training Camp Week 1 Recap

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sun, 01 Aug 2021 00:20:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down everything they liked and didn't like from Week 1 of 49ers training camp from the Hyundai studios inside the Levi's Stadium parking lot.

Does Trey Lance have a shot at starting Week 1? Is anyone going to push Mo Sanu? Is Trent Williams ever going to be challenged by a Niner defensive lineman? What about any offensive lineman?

All that and more:

Sweet baby Jesus, we’re back and worse than ever

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 27 Jul 2021 12:45:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter have returned from vacation and forgot both the rules of football and the 49ers' roster. Join them as they try to remember both things in real time before the start of training camp.

The 49ers' 2021 NFL Draft Recap Spectacular

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sun, 02 May 2021 19:46:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down every single damn thing the 49ers did over the three days of the NFL Draft and attempt to understand how so many people (including themselves) fell for the whole Mac Jones thing.

Mac commiseration, draft sleepers

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 28 Apr 2021 18:04:00 +0000

Dieter Kurtenbach and Jake Hutchinson bow at the altar of the new 49ers' starting quarterback, Mac Jones, and eventually get around to talking up their late-round sleepers.

Pro Days, Dog Whistles, and Smokescreens

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 18:52:00 +0000

The dumbest time of the year — pre-draft szn — is here, and Dieter and Jake are the perfect idiots to break it all down.

What Do the Niners Do with No. 3?

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 26 Mar 2021 20:33:00 +0000

49ers Draftday is Dieter Kurtenbach and Jake Hutchinson, and both spent a lot of time figuring out what the 49ers would do at pick No. 12 before San Francisco traded up on Friday.

A wild guess at wide receivers

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 17 Feb 2021 19:54:00 +0000

Dieter Kurtenbach and Jake Hutchinson lament the state of the wide receiver position in college football today while trying their best to find Day Two and Three value for the 49ers.

The Tight End Episode where we admit we have no idea anymore

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 05 Feb 2021 18:40:00 +0000

Dieter and Jake break down tight ends, which are just fat wide receivers now.

Matt Stafford trade, Running Back scouting report

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Mon, 01 Feb 2021 19:58:00 +0000

Jake and Dieter break down what the Matt Stafford to the Rams trade means for the 49ers and discuss some draftable running backs that might fit Kyle Shanahan's system.

The other quarterbacks aka Dieter and Jake love Mac

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Tue, 26 Jan 2021 03:58:00 +0000

Dieter Kurtenbach and Jake Hutchinson discuss the non-first round options for the 49ers in the NFL Draft and fall for a national champion.

The Trey Lance episode... sorta

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Thu, 21 Jan 2021 18:32:00 +0000

Dieter Kurtenbach and Jake Hutchinson attempt to explain how Trey Lance is a thing that necessitates a full episode.

The Zach Wilson episode

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Sat, 16 Jan 2021 20:54:00 +0000

Yes, the boys did it. They broke down Zach Wilson.

Jake and Dieter break down what they like (hips) and don't like (punchable face) of the Mormon Manziel and explain — for Dieter, through gritted teeth — why he has to be the Niners' choice.

The Justin Fields episode

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Wed, 13 Jan 2021 18:19:00 +0000

Welcome to 49ers Draftday, where Dieter and Jake break down the NFL Draft from a 49ers perspective.

First up: Ohio State quarterback Justin Fields.

49ers 2020: A season from hell, reviewed

Dieter Kurtenbach, Jake Hutchinson — Fri, 01 Jan 2021 21:40:00 +0000

Dieter Kurtenbach and Jake Hutchinson break down the 49ers' garbage campaign. What was good, all the stuff that was bad, and what comes next.