We drive the ridge-top Talimena Scenic Byway through the Ouachita National Forest, the switchback-filled Pig Trail through the Ozarks, the full-length Highway 7 Scenic Byway, and Crowley's Ridge rising unexpectedly out of the Delta. Along the way: digging for real diamonds at Crater of Diamonds State Park, underground formations at Blanchard Springs Caverns, sweeping views from Mount Magazine, the historic bathhouses of Hot Springs National Park, floating the crystal-clear Buffalo National River, and the Victorian streets of Eureka Springs.

We also flag the tourist traps around Hot Springs' souvenir shops and Crater of Diamonds equipment rentals, cover RV travel logistics on Arkansas's easy interstates versus the winding Ozark and Ouachita mountain roads, the best free and paid RV camping along the Buffalo National River, Petit Jean State Park, and the Ozark-St. Francis National Forest, where to stay from Hot Springs' historic bathhouse hotels to Eureka Springs' Victorian inns, honest transportation reality (mostly car-dependent beyond Little Rock's Amtrak stop), and the food that defines the state — fried catfish, Arkansas-original cheese dip, fried pie, and local rice.

Plus: peak Buffalo River float season, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the remote national forests.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Arkansas

We drive the Great River Road along the Mississippi, the rugged Ozark Scenic Byway, the Katy Trail rail-trail bike route, and Missouri's own stretch of historic Route 66. Along the way: the surreal boulder field at Elephant Rocks State Park, the castle ruins at Ha Ha Tonka, underground formations at Onondaga Cave, floating the crystal-clear Current River, the Gateway Arch's tram ride, Branson's entertainment strip, Kansas City's City Market, and Silver Dollar City.

We also flag the tourist traps around Branson's show bundles and Gateway Arch-adjacent restaurants, cover RV travel logistics on Missouri's easy interstates versus the winding Ozark hills, the best free and paid RV camping at Ha Ha Tonka, Echo Bluff State Park, and the Mark Twain National Forest, where to stay from Branson resorts to Lake of the Ozarks lodging, getting around by Amtrak's Missouri River Runner, and the food that defines the state — St. Louis-style pizza with Provel cheese, gooey butter cake, Kansas City barbecue, and toasted ravioli.

Plus: peak Lake of the Ozarks boating season and Current River float conditions, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the remote Ozark backcountry.

We drive the Great River Road along the Mississippi, the wind-sculpted Loess Hills Scenic Byway, Madison County's covered bridge route, and quiet Amish country near Kalona. Along the way: the cave network at Maquoketa Caves State Park, ancient earthworks at Effigy Mounds, sweeping river views from Pikes Peak State Park, the actual Field of Dreams baseball diamond, the historic Amana Colonies, and the Iowa State Fair's famous butter cow.

We also flag the tourist traps around State Fair food pricing and covered bridge tour bundles, cover RV travel logistics on Iowa's flat, easy interstates, the best free and paid RV camping at Maquoketa Caves, Pikes Peak State Park, and Yellow River State Forest, where to stay from the historic Amana Colonies to Okoboji lake resorts, getting around by Amtrak's California Zephyr, and the food that defines the state — the breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, sweet corn, the Maid-Rite loose meat sandwich, and State Fair food on a stick.

Plus: RAGBRAI and State Fair timing, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for rural farmland and the Loess Hills.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Iowa

We drive the North Shore Scenic Drive along Lake Superior, the Great River Road from the Mississippi's headwaters, and the remote Gunflint Trail. Along the way: sunrise at Split Rock Lighthouse, the million-acre Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness, the swinging bridge at Jay Cooke State Park, the wolf research center in Ely, the Mall of America, and the literal start of the Mississippi River at Itasca State Park.

We also flag the tourist traps around Mall of America's parking and food court pricing and Duluth's waterfront shops, cover RV travel logistics on Minnesota's easy interstates versus the narrower North Shore highway, the best free and paid RV camping at Itasca State Park, Jay Cooke State Park, and the Superior National Forest, where to stay from Mall of America hotels to North Shore resorts in Lutsen, getting around by Amtrak's Empire Builder and Twin Cities light rail, and the food that defines the state — hotdish, walleye, the Juicy Lucy burger, and wild rice.

Plus: peak lake season and Boundary Waters permit timing, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the deliberately signal-free Boundary Waters wilderness.

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• (00:00:00) - Minnesota

We drive Door County's Route 42 along its shoreline of cherry orchards and lighthouses, the Great River Road along the Mississippi, Wisconsin's protected Rustic Roads, and the sandstone bluffs near the Dells. Along the way: kayaking into the sea caves of the Apostle Islands, the quartzite bluffs of Devil's Lake State Park, Wisconsin Dells' waterpark capital status, the eccentric House on the Rock, a Lambeau Field stadium tour, and Milwaukee's brewery district.

We also flag the tourist traps around the Dells' tourist strip and House on the Rock's ticket bundles, cover RV travel logistics on Wisconsin's easy interstates versus the quieter northern forest roads, the best free and paid RV camping at Devil's Lake, Peninsula State Park, and the Chequamegon-Nicolet National Forest, where to stay from Dells waterpark resorts to Door County cottages, getting around by Amtrak's Hiawatha line, and the food that defines the state — cheese curds, bratwurst, Friday night fish fry, and frozen custard.

Plus: peak Door County cherry season, Wisconsin Dells summer crowds, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the northern forests and Apostle Islands.

Next stop: Minnesota, a state of ten thousand lakes, deep northern forests, and a Scandinavian-influenced culture unlike anywhere else in the country.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Wisconsin
• (00:02:51) - Introducing Wisconsin

We drive the Great River Road along the Mississippi, the historic opening stretch of Route 66 right from its Chicago marker, the Illinois River Road, and the surprising Shawnee Hills wine country. Along the way: the dramatic sandstone formations at Garden of the Gods, canyons and waterfalls at Starved Rock State Park, the ancient cypress swamp of the Cache River wetlands, Chicago's architecture river cruise, the Willis Tower Skydeck, Springfield's Lincoln Presidential Library, and Millennium Park's Cloud Gate.

We also flag the tourist traps around the Magnificent Mile and Navy Pier's add-on pricing, cover RV travel logistics on Illinois' flat downstate interstates versus Chicago's tighter city driving, the best free and paid RV camping at Starved Rock, Illinois Beach State Park, and the Shawnee National Forest, where to stay from downtown Chicago to historic Galena, getting around by Amtrak's Union Station hub and the CTA's iconic L train, and the food that defines the state — Chicago deep dish pizza, the no-ketchup Chicago hot dog, Italian beef sandwiches, and Springfield's horseshoe sandwich.

Plus: peak Chicago lakefront summer season, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the rural Shawnee National Forest.

Next stop: Wisconsin, a state of dairy farms, deep forest lakes, and a genuine Midwestern charm running through every small town.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Illinois

We drive the peaceful, billboard-free Natchez Trace Parkway, the Great River Road along the Mississippi, the legendary Blues Highway 61 through the Delta, and Highway 90 along the Gulf Coast. Along the way: the Clarksdale crossroads where Robert Johnson's legend was born, the eerie standing columns of Windsor Ruins, William Faulkner's preserved study at Rowan Oak, the Civil War siege history of Vicksburg, Natchez's antebellum mansions, Elvis's Tupelo birthplace, and the B.B. King Museum in Indianola.

We also flag the tourist traps around Biloxi's casino dining and Natchez's oversized home-tour bundles, cover RV travel logistics on Mississippi's flat, easy interstates and truck-free Natchez Trace, the best free and paid RV camping at Tishomingo State Park, Gulf Islands National Seashore, and the Homochitto and Bienville National Forests, where to stay from Biloxi casino resorts to Natchez antebellum B&Bs, getting around by Amtrak's City of New Orleans line, and the food that defines the state — Delta hot tamales, farm-raised catfish, Mississippi mud pie, and comeback sauce.

Plus: peak Gulf Coast beach season, summer blues festivals, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the rural Delta.

Next stop: Illinois, a state stretching from Chicago's soaring skyline down through prairie farmland and historic river towns along the Mississippi.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Mississippi

We drive the Overseas Highway across the legendary Seven Mile Bridge, coastal Route A1A, the Tamiami Trail through the Everglades, and Route 30A's emerald Gulf waters. Along the way: tubing at Ichetucknee Springs, the remote Dry Tortugas National Park, manatees and gators at Wakulla Springs, Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando, an airboat glide through Everglades National Park, Key West's Sunset Celebration, Miami's South Beach, and the Kennedy Space Center.

We also flag the tourist traps around Orlando's in-park pricing and Key West's Duval Street markups, cover RV travel logistics on Florida's flat, easy interstates (plus bridge width restrictions in the Keys), the best free and paid RV camping at Bahia Honda State Park, Everglades National Park, and the Apalachicola and Ocala National Forests, where to stay from Disney's on-property resorts to Key West's historic Conch-style inns, getting around by Amtrak's Auto Train and the modern Brightline rail line, and the food that defines the state — Key lime pie, the Cuban sandwich, stone crab claws, and fresh citrus.

Plus: peak theme park and beach season, an honest hurricane season heads-up (June through November), budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the Everglades backcountry.

Next stop: Mississippi, a state of Delta blues, riverboat history, and a genuine Southern soul running through every small town.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Florida

We drive the northern Natchez Trace Parkway, Lookout Mountain Parkway's sweeping overlooks, the Talladega Scenic Drive, and coastal Route 182 along Gulf Shores and Orange Beach. Along the way: waterfalls and swimming holes at Little River Canyon, the rare after-dark glowworms of Dismals Canyon, the U.S. Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Montgomery's Legacy Museum and Civil Rights Memorial, the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, and the USS Alabama Battleship Memorial Park in Mobile.

We also flag the tourist traps around Gulf Shores rental spikes and civil-rights-site souvenir markups, cover RV travel logistics on Alabama's flat, easy interstates, the best free and paid RV camping at Gulf State Park, DeSoto State Park, and the Talladega National Forest, where to stay from Gulf Coast condos to Huntsville hotels, honest transportation reality (mostly car-dependent beyond Birmingham's single Amtrak stop), and the food that defines the state — Alabama's unique mayonnaise-based white barbecue sauce, fried green tomatoes, fresh Gulf shrimp, and banana pudding.

Plus: peak Gulf Coast beach season, Talladega race weekend timing, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the rural Black Belt and northeastern mountains.

Next stop: Florida, a state of endless coastline, theme parks, and a genuine tropical energy unlike anywhere else in the country.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Alabama

We drive Savannah's magical historic squares, the Golden Isles coastal road linking St. Simons and Jekyll Island, the Richard Russell Scenic Highway through the north Georgia mountains, and the reflective Antebellum Trail. Along the way: Providence Canyon's colorful eroded gullies, boat tours through the Okefenokee Swamp, the suspension bridge over Tallulah Gorge, wild horses on car-free Cumberland Island, the Georgia Aquarium, and Stone Mountain's massive granite dome.

We also flag the tourist traps around Savannah's River Street cruise-crowd shops and Stone Mountain's bundled packages, cover RV travel logistics on Georgia's easy interstates versus the winding north Georgia mountains, the best free and paid RV camping at Jekyll Island, Stephen C. Foster State Park, and the Chattahoochee National Forest, where to stay from the historic Jekyll Island Club Resort to north Georgia mountain cabins, getting around by Amtrak and Atlanta's MARTA, and the food that defines the state — fresh peaches, Georgia pecans, boiled peanuts, and pimento cheese.

Plus: peak Golden Isles beach season, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the Okefenokee Swamp and remote mountain areas.

Next stop: Alabama, a state of civil rights history, Gulf Coast beaches, and a genuine Southern hospitality that runs through every small town.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Georgia

We drive Ashley River Road's Spanish-moss-draped plantations, the Cherokee Foothills Scenic Highway, and the quiet coastal road to Edisto Island. Along the way: the massive four-century-old Angel Oak, the old-growth floodplain forest of Congaree National Park, the ACE Basin estuary, historic Charleston's Rainbow Row, Fort Sumter where the Civil War began, and Hilton Head's championship golf courses.

We also flag the tourist traps around Myrtle Beach's souvenir strip and Charleston's carriage tour upsells, cover RV travel logistics on the state's flat coastal terrain and narrow Charleston streets, the best free and paid RV camping at Myrtle Beach State Park, Hunting Island, and the Sumter National Forest, where to stay from Hilton Head golf resorts to Charleston's historic boutique inns, getting around by Amtrak and Charleston's DASH trolley, and the food that defines the Lowcountry — shrimp and grits, she-crab soup, Lowcountry boil, and roadside boiled peanuts.

Plus: peak beach season along the coast, Congaree's synchronous firefly event, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the rural interior.

Next stop: Georgia, a state of Spanish moss-draped squares, coastal barrier islands, and a food and music culture all its own.

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• (00:00:00) - South Carolina

We drive the Blue Ridge Parkway's most scenic western stretch, the remote Cherohala Skyway, coastal Route 12 through the Outer Banks, and the legendary 300-plus-curve Tail of the Dragon. Along the way: the rugged Linville Gorge, Grandfather Mountain's mile-high swinging bridge, the Biltmore Estate's Gilded Age grandeur, the Wright Brothers National Memorial, and the tallest brick lighthouse in the country at Cape Hatteras.

We also flag the tourist traps around Cherokee's souvenir shops and Outer Banks rental price spikes, cover RV travel logistics (including the Blue Ridge Parkway's low tunnel clearances — some as tight as 10'6"), the best free and paid RV camping at Cape Hatteras National Seashore, Mount Mitchell, and the Pisgah and Nantahala National Forests, where to stay from Biltmore's own hotels to Outer Banks beach cottages, getting around by Amtrak and island ferries, and the food that defines the state — the eastern vs. western barbecue rivalry, Cheerwine, Krispy Kreme, and sweet tea.

Plus: peak Outer Banks beach season, wild horses at Corolla, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the Parkway's remote stretches.

Next stop: South Carolina, a state of charming historic port cities, Lowcountry cuisine, and a coastline that carries its own distinct Southern rhythm.

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• (00:00:00) - North Carolina
• (00:07:02) - North Carolina

We drive the Foothills Parkway's sweeping overlooks, the historic Cades Cove Loop, and Newfound Gap Road across the spine of the Smokies. Along the way: the tallest waterfall east of the Rockies at Fall Creek Falls, the rare underground lake at the Lost Sea Adventure, the Grand Ole Opry, Graceland, Jack Daniel's Distillery in Lynchburg, and Dollywood.

We also flag the tourist traps around Gatlinburg's tourist strip and Nashville's Broadway honky tonks, cover RV travel logistics on the Smokies' steep grades versus the RV-friendly Foothills Parkway, the best free and paid RV camping at Cades Cove, Elkmont, and the Cherokee National Forest, where to stay from Gatlinburg cabins to Nashville's downtown hotels, honest transportation reality (no Amtrak in Tennessee — bring a vehicle), and the food that defines the state — Nashville hot chicken, Memphis dry-rub barbecue, Jack Daniel's whiskey, and country ham with biscuits.

Plus: peak Smokies hiking season, the rare synchronous firefly event at Elkmont, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the mountain backcountry.

Next stop: North Carolina, a state stretching from Appalachian peaks all the way to a barrier island coastline unlike anywhere else in the country.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Tennessee

We drive the Bourbon Trail through Lexington and Bardstown's white-fenced horse farms, climb the Red River Gorge Scenic Byway's sandstone cliffs, and trace the historic Cumberland Gap. Along the way: the rare moonbow at Cumberland Falls, ancient fossil beds at Big Bone Lick, Mammoth Cave's four hundred miles of mapped passages, Churchill Downs, and the Kentucky Horse Park.

We also flag the tourist traps around Louisville's bourbon gift shops and Derby week price surges, cover RV travel logistics on Kentucky's easy central interstates versus the winding eastern mountains, the best free and paid RV camping at Mammoth Cave, Cumberland Falls State Resort Park, and the Daniel Boone National Forest, where to stay from Louisville's downtown hotels to Bourbon Country inns, honest transportation reality (bring a vehicle), and the food that defines the state — the Hot Brown sandwich, original Kentucky Fried Chicken in Corbin, bourbon balls, and burgoo stew.

Plus: summer cave and gorge season, honest budget expectations (outside of Derby week), and cell coverage advice for the Appalachian backcountry.

Next stop: Tennessee, a state of Smoky Mountain wilderness, honky tonk music, and a barbecue tradition that runs as deep as the whiskey.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Kentucky

We drive the Indiana Dunes Lakeshore Drive, Brown County's "Little Smokies" fall foliage byway, and Parke County's Covered Bridge Capital route. Along the way: the sandstone canyons of Turkey Run State Park, underground chambers at Marengo Cave, the towering dunes along Lake Michigan, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, the world's largest Children's Museum, Amish Country's Shipshewana, and the jaw-dropping domed atrium of the West Baden Springs Hotel.

We also flag the tourist traps around Indy 500 race weekend and Amish Country's tour-bus shops, cover RV travel logistics on Indiana's flat, easy interstates (plus a dedicated stop at the RV Hall of Fame and Museum in Elkhart), the best free and paid RV camping at Indiana Dunes, Turkey Run, and the Hoosier National Forest, where to stay from the grand West Baden Springs Hotel to Brown County cabins, getting around by Amtrak and the South Shore Line, and the food that defines the state — sugar cream pie, the oversized breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, and St. Elmo's famously spicy shrimp cocktail.

Plus: Indy 500 and Dunes beach season tips, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for rural farmland.

Next stop: Kentucky, a state of bourbon distilleries, rolling horse farms, and bluegrass music rooted deep in Appalachian tradition.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Indiana
• (00:07:18) - Visit Indiana

We drive M-22 around the Leelanau Peninsula's cherry orchards, the arching Tunnel of Trees along the northern coastline, and the cliffside overlooks of Pictured Rocks. Along the way: the root-beer-tinted Tahquamenon Falls, the crystal-clear spring at Kitch-iti-kipi, remote Isle Royale, and the towering Sleeping Bear Dunes. We visit car-free Mackinac Island, Detroit's Motown Museum, and watch massive freighters pass through the Soo Locks.

We also flag the tourist traps around Mackinac Island's fudge shops and ferry package upsells, cover RV travel logistics (including the Mackinac Bridge's wind restrictions for tall rigs), the best free and paid RV camping in the Hiawatha and Ottawa National Forests and at Sleeping Bear Dunes, where to stay from the historic Grand Hotel to Upper Peninsula lodges, getting around by ferry and Amtrak, and the food that defines the state — Traverse City cherries, Detroit Coney dogs, Upper Peninsula pasties, and fresh Great Lakes whitefish.

Plus: peak cherry festival and Mackinac Island season, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the remote Upper Peninsula.

Next stop: Indiana, a state of rolling farmland, motor speedway history, and small towns that carry real Midwestern heart.

We drive the Ohio River Scenic Byway, wind through the sandstone gorges of Hocking Hills, cruise the Amish Country Byway through Holmes County, and follow Lake Erie's shoreline on Route 2. Along the way: the ancient Serpent Mound earthwork, glacial grooves on Kelleys Island, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, record-breaking coasters at Cedar Point, the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, and the free National Museum of the U.S. Air Force in Dayton.

We also flag the tourist traps around Cedar Point's food and parking and Amish Country's tour-bus shops, cover RV travel logistics on Ohio's flat, easy interstates, the best free and paid RV camping at Wayne National Forest and East Harbor State Park, where to stay from Cedar Point's own resorts to Amish Country inns, getting around by Amtrak and Cleveland's RTA, and the food that defines the state — Cincinnati chili, Buckeye candy, Cleveland's Polish Boy, and Amish Country cheese and pie.

Plus: peak Cedar Point and Lake Erie island season, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the Hocking Hills valleys.

Next stop: Michigan, a state surrounded by the Great Lakes, home to charming lakeside towns, thick northern forests, and a genuine automotive legacy.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Ohio

We climb the Highland Scenic Highway through the Monongahela National Forest, drive past the iconic New River Gorge Bridge, and wind through the dramatic cliffs of Seneca Rocks. Along the way: the tundra-like landscape of Dolly Sods Wilderness, a steam train ride on the Cass Scenic Railroad, the Cold War bunker hidden beneath The Greenbrier resort, and the radio-quiet skies of Green Bank.

We also flag the tourist traps around Harpers Ferry's souvenir strip and rafting outfitter upsells, cover RV travel logistics on the state's steep mountain roads, the best free and paid RV camping in the Monongahela National Forest and at Babcock and Blackwater Falls State Parks, where to stay from the luxurious Greenbrier to Harpers Ferry's historic inns, honest transportation reality (bring a vehicle — there's no major transit here), and the food that defines the state — pepperoni rolls, biscuits and gravy, wild ramps, and a fully loaded West Virginia hot dog.

Plus: peak whitewater rafting season, honest budget expectations (one of the most affordable stops on the trip), and the spottiest cell coverage we've encountered yet.

Next stop: Ohio, a state of rolling farmland, industrial river cities, and small towns that quietly shaped much of modern American history.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing West Virginia

We drive Coastal Highway past Rehoboth, Dewey, and Bethany Beach, wind the quieter Delaware Bay Scenic Byway, and curve through Chateau Country's rolling estates. Along the way: WWII watchtowers at Cape Henlopen, antique steam cars at Auburn Heights Preserve, a bald cypress swamp at Trap Pond, the grand DuPont estates of Winterthur and Nemours, Dover's "Monster Mile," and a scenic crossing on the Cape May-Lewes Ferry.

We also flag the tourist traps around Rehoboth's boardwalk shops and the outlet mall crowds, cover RV travel logistics along Coastal Highway and Route 13, the best paid RV camping at Cape Henlopen and Trap Pond State Parks (plus limited free primitive sites at Redden State Forest), where to stay from boardwalk hotels to Chateau Country inns, getting around by ferry and Amtrak, and the food that defines the state — scrapple, blue crabs, Dolle's saltwater taffy, and Sussex County fried chicken.

Plus: peak beach season tips, honest budget expectations (helped by zero sales tax), and cell coverage advice for rural Sussex County.

Next stop: West Virginia, a state of dramatic mountain gorges, whitewater rivers, and small coal country towns tucked deep into the Appalachian highlands.

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• (00:00:00) - Delaware

We drive Skyline Drive's seventy-plus overlooks in Shenandoah National Park, the Colonial Parkway linking Jamestown, Williamsburg, and Yorktown, and Charlottesville's wine country. Along the way: the underground world of Luray Caverns, wild ponies at Grayson Highlands, the traditional Chesapeake community of Tangier Island, Colonial Williamsburg's living history, Jefferson's Monticello, and Arlington National Cemetery.

We also flag the tourist traps around Williamsburg's combo tickets and Virginia Beach's oceanfront strip, cover RV travel logistics (including the Skyline Drive tunnel clearance you need to know), the best free and paid RV camping in Shenandoah and the George Washington and Jefferson National Forests, where to stay from Williamsburg resorts to Charlottesville wine country inns, getting around by Amtrak and the free Jamestown-Scotland Ferry, and the food that defines the state — Smithfield ham, Virginia peanuts, Brunswick stew, and Chesapeake oysters.

Plus: summer beach and hiking tips, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the Shenandoah backcountry.

Next stop: Delaware, a small state with a big coastline, quiet beach towns, and a surprisingly rich Revolutionary War history of its own.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Virginia

We drive the wooded Rock Creek Parkway, follow the Anacostia Riverwalk Trail, and cruise past the illuminated monuments after dark. We uncover hidden gems like Kenilworth Aquatic Gardens, Dumbarton Oaks, and the National Arboretum's relocated Capitol columns, then hit the essentials: the National Mall, the Smithsonian museums (all free), the Lincoln Memorial at sunset, the Capitol, and the White House.

We also flag the tourist traps around the Mall's overpriced restaurants and duplicate bus tours, cover RV travel logistics (spoiler: park outside the district and Metro in), the best paid RV camping at Cherry Hill Park and Greenbelt Park, where to stay from Georgetown boutiques to Capitol Hill inns, getting around by Metro and Capital Bikeshare, and the food that defines the city — Ben's Chili Bowl half-smokes, U Street's Ethiopian food scene, and DC's own mumbo sauce.

Plus: cherry blossom season, Fourth of July fireworks on the Mall, honest budget expectations (hint: the best stuff is free), and cell coverage that genuinely won't be a concern.

Next stop: Virginia, a state of rolling horse country, Civil War battlefields, and a coastline stretching from historic Williamsburg to the beaches of Virginia Beach.

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• (00:00:00) - RV Camping: Washington, DC

Along the way: wild horses roaming free on Assateague Island, the historic waterman community of Smith Island, Baltimore's Inner Harbor and Fort McHenry, a Naval Academy tour in Annapolis, and Ocean City's classic three-mile boardwalk. We flag the tourist traps around the Inner Harbor and boardwalk crab houses, cover RV travel logistics across the state (including Bay Bridge timing tips), the best free and paid RV camping at Assateague and Savage River State Forest, where to stay from boardwalk hotels to Deep Creek Lake cabins, getting around by MARC train and water taxi, and the food Maryland is famous for — real crab cakes, Old Bay on everything, pit beef, and the impossibly thin-layered Smith Island cake.

Plus: peak crab season timing, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the western mountains and rural Eastern Shore.

Next stop: Washington DC, the nation's capital, where monuments, museums, and centuries of American history sit within walking distance of each other.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Maryland

We drive the northern stretch of Route 6 past the Pine Creek Gorge (the "Grand Canyon of Pennsylvania"), wind the historic Lincoln Highway through farm country, and climb through the Laurel Highlands to Fallingwater. We stand where the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall sit steps apart, walk the Gettysburg battlefield, and take in Pittsburgh's three-rivers skyline from the Duquesne Incline. Of course, we spend real time in Hershey — the amusement park, Chocolate World, and a special stop for RV travelers: America's Largest RV Show, held every September right in town.

We also flag the tourist traps around Philly's cheesesteak rivalry and Gettysburg's ghost tours, cover RV travel logistics through the Poconos and Allegheny Plateau, the best free and paid RV camping at Allegheny National Forest and Hershey RV Resort, where to stay from the grand Hotel Hershey to quiet Amish country inns, getting around by SEPTA and Amtrak's Keystone Corridor, and the food that defines the state — Philly cheesesteaks, soft pretzels, whoopie pies, and Pittsburgh's famous fries-in-the-sandwich Primanti Bros creation.

Plus: summer travel tips, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the deep forest regions.

Next stop: Maryland, where Chesapeake Bay blue crabs, historic harbor towns, and rolling horse country all fit inside one surprisingly compact stretch of coastline.

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• (00:00:00) - Introducing Pennsylvania

We drive the Garden State Parkway past beach town after beach town, cut through the quiet, sandy Pine Barrens on Route 206, and wind through the Delaware Water Gap before landing in the gas-lit Victorian streets of Cape May. Along the way we uncover the Great Falls hidden inside Paterson, ironworking history at Batsto Village, and skyline views of Lady Liberty from Liberty State Park — no New York City price tag required.

We also flag the tourist traps around Atlantic City's casinos and Wildwood's boardwalk games, cover RV travel logistics and the best free and paid RV camping in Wharton and Worthington State Forests, where to stay from casino resorts to Cape May's Victorian inns and Wildwood's retro doo-wop motels, getting around by NJ Transit and PATH, and the food that makes the state a serious contender — pork roll egg and cheese, boardwalk funnel cake, and the famous Jersey tomato.

Plus: summer beach season tips, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the deep Pine Barrens.

Next stop: Pennsylvania, a state of rolling Amish countryside, Revolutionary War history, and one of the most important cities in the founding of America.

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• (00:00:00) - New Jersey

We drive the Taconic Parkway and Hudson Highlands, uncover hidden gems like Letchworth State Park (the "Grand Canyon of the East") and Watkins Glen's nineteen waterfalls, and stand at the roaring edge of Niagara Falls. In the city, we hit Times Square, Central Park, the Empire State Building, and walk the Brooklyn Bridge, then take the ferry out to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island before a solemn stop at the 9/11 Memorial. Of course, no New York episode is complete without a real slice of pizza and a proper New York cheesecake.

We also cover the tourist traps to avoid, RV travel logistics (spoiler: leave the rig outside Manhattan), free and paid RV camping in the Adirondacks and at Letchworth, where to stay from Brooklyn boutique hotels to Niagara resorts, getting around by subway and the free Staten Island Ferry, unique experiences like Broadway and Finger Lakes wine tasting, summer travel tips, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the backcountry.

Next stop: New Jersey, a state full of hidden beaches, historic small towns, and a personality far bigger than its size would suggest.

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• (00:00:00) - Exploring America: New York
• (00:01:19) - Introducing New York's natural wonders
• (00:04:45) - Visit Manhattan
• (00:07:28) - Introducing New York City & the Finger Lakes

We cruise the art deco bridges of the Merritt Parkway, wind through the Quiet Corner along Route 169, and hug the coastline through Mystic and Stonington. Climb aboard a real tall ship at Mystic Seaport Museum, wander Yale's Gothic campus in New Haven, and stand beneath the fairytale towers of Gillette Castle above the Connecticut River. We'll also flag the tourist traps worth skipping around the casino resorts and Mystic's movie-famous pizza scene.

Plus: RV travel notes (including which parkways to avoid with a taller rig), the best free and paid RV camping at Hammonasset Beach, Kettletown, and Pachaug State Forest, where to stay from coastal inns to Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun, getting around by Metro-North and ferry, and the food that makes Connecticut a serious culinary destination — New Haven apizza, warm-butter lobster rolls, and Ted's legendary steamed cheeseburgers.

Summer travel tips, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the quieter hills round out the episode.

Next stop: New York, a state so massive it holds skyscrapers, mountains, vineyards, and endless small towns all under one name.

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• (00:00:00) - Exploring Connecticut
• (00:00:52) - Introducing Connecticut
• (00:08:12) - Connecticut and New York

Chapter by chapter, state by state: Illinois' Gemini Giant and Dell Rhea's Chicken Basket, Missouri's Gateway Arch and Meramec Caverns, Kansas's short-but-mighty 13-mile stretch through Galena, Oklahoma's Blue Whale of Catoosa and POPS 66, Texas's Cadillac Ranch and the 72-ounce Big Texan steak challenge, New Mexico's neon-lit Blue Swallow Motel, Arizona's concrete-teepee Wigwam Motel and the wild burros of Oatman, and California's Mojave crossing through Amboy's Roy's Motel before reaching the Pacific.

We also cover the route-wide essentials: hidden ghost towns and detours, tourist traps to watch for, RV travel logistics alongside I-40, the best free BLM and paid KOA-style camping along the corridor, historic motor-court hotels, transportation options, the food that defines each stretch, unique bucket-list experiences, peak summer travel timing, honest budget expectations, and cell coverage advice for the remote desert sections.

We close with a full trip summary and a countdown of the top 10 unmissable attractions on the entire route.

Chapters

• (00:00:00) - Route 66: Celebrating Its 100th Birthday
• (00:09:20) - Route 66
• (00:15:54) - Top 10 Hits on Route 66

We drive Ocean Drive and Route 1A along the coast, walk the legendary Cliff Walk between the Vanderbilt mansions and the Atlantic, and step inside Providence's historic Union Station. You'll learn the schedule behind WaterFire, Providence's magical nighttime bonfire spectacle on the river, plus which tourist traps to skip near the Newport waterfront.

We also cover RV travel across this compact state, the best free and paid RV camping options (Fishermen's Memorial, Burlingame, and Arcadia Management Area), where to stay from historic resorts to budget-friendly hotels, how to get around by bus, rail, and ferry, and the local food you can't leave without trying — clam cakes, chowder, stuffies, Del's Frozen Lemonade, and a classic New York System hot wiener.

Plus: summer travel tips, honest budget expectations, and what to expect from cell coverage out on Block Island and the rural interior.

Next stop: Connecticut, the land of quiet New England towns, ivy-covered campuses, and historic seaports.

Chapters

• (00:00:00) - Introducing Rhode Island
• (00:02:41) - Introducing Rhode Island

• Walk Boston’s legendary Freedom Trail and visit the Boston Tea Party Ships & Museum
• Explore iconic landmarks including Fenway Park, Gillette Stadium, Plymouth Rock, and the USS Constitution
• Discover scenic drives along Cape Cod, the Mohawk Trail, and Cape Ann
• Experience hidden gems like the Berkshires, Marblehead, Northampton, and Tanglewood
• RV travel tips and camping recommendations for Cape Cod and greater Boston
• Local food favorites including clam chowder, lobster rolls, Boston cream pie, cannoli, and Dunkin’
• Transportation advice for using Boston’s MBTA subway system and avoiding city traffic
• Summer travel recommendations for Cape Cod beaches, whale watching, harbor cruises, and coastal New England road trips
• Seasonal travel strategies for Salem in October and fall foliage in western Massachusetts
• Unique experiences including whale watching in Provincetown, concerts at Tanglewood, and walking historic Boston neighborhoods

Resources mentioned: Freedom Trail, Boston Tea Party Ships & Museum, Fenway Park, Gillette Stadium, Cape Cod National Seashore, Salem Witch Trials Memorial, Plymouth Rock, Mayflower II, Nickerson State Park, Tanglewood, Legal Sea Foods, Chatham Bars Inn, Cape Flyer train, and the MBTA subway system.

• Route 100: Vermont's signature 200-mile scenic drive through the Green Mountains
• Iconic attractions including Stowe, Ben and Jerry's factory, and Shelburne Museum
• Hidden gems like Lake Willoughby, Quechee Gorge, and Warren Falls swimming hole
• RV travel tips and camping recommendations at state parks
• Local food scene featuring maple syrup, Vermont cheddar, and craft breweries
• Transportation advice and cell coverage warnings for rural areas
• Summer travel strategies to avoid crowds while experiencing county fairs and farmers markets
• Unique experiences like visiting working sugarhouses during maple season

Resources mentioned: Ben and Jerry's factory tour, Shelburne Museum, Trapp Family Lodge, Groton State Forest, Burlington Farmers Market, The Alchemist brewery, Hill Farmstead Brewery, Grafton Village Cheese, Cabot Creamery, Vermont Country Store

• The legendary Kancamagus Highway - 34.5 miles of pristine New England scenery
• Mount Washington's extreme weather and multiple ways to reach the summit
• New Hampshire's surprising 18-mile coastline and Hampton Beach
• Lake Winnipesaukee and the charming Lakes Region towns
• Hidden gems like Sculptured Rocks Natural Area and Lost River Gorge
• Portsmouth's emerging food scene and authentic New England dining
• Best camping spots, RV-friendly routes, and seasonal travel tips
• Unique experiences from loon watching to zip-lining through mountain canopies

Resources and Places Mentioned: Kancamagus Highway, Mount Washington Cog Railway, Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom, Wolfeboro Inn, Canterbury Shaker Village, Strawbery Banke Museum, Black Trumpet Bistro, Tuckerman Brewing, Franconia Ridge Loop, Manchester-Boston Regional Airport

From the forests of Maine and Vermont to the Adirondacks of New York and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, we explain when black flies emerge, why they’re so aggressive, and — most importantly — the BEST times to visit these beautiful destinations without having your camping, hiking, RV travel, or outdoor adventures ruined by swarming biting flies.

If you love:

• RV travel
• scenic drives
• hiking
• camping
• waterfall chasing
• road trips
• national parks
• New England travel
• fall foliage
• hidden gems

…this episode will help you plan smarter and travel at the right time of year.

We’ll also share:

• the peak black fly months to avoid
• the ideal travel windows for northern states
• practical survival tips if you must travel during swarm season
• why July through October is often the sweet spot for outdoor adventures

Whether you’re planning your next summer vacation, content creation trip, or RV journey, this episode could save your trip from becoming a buzzing nightmare.

Join us as we continue Exploring America… State by State.

• Driving the legendary U.S. Route One coastal highway from Portland to Rockland
• Discovering Maine's Bold Coast region near Cutler and Lubec for dramatic scenery
• Exploring quirky roadside attractions like Eartha, the world's largest rotating globe
• Experiencing Maine's islands including Monhegan Island and the Cranberry Isles
• Navigating Acadia National Park and Cadillac Mountain's famous sunrise views
• Finding authentic Maine food beyond tourist traps, from lobster shacks to potato donuts
• Understanding the great lobster roll debate: butter versus mayonnaise
• RV travel tips and campground planning for Maine's coastal regions

Resources mentioned: L.L.Bean flagship store in Freeport, The Holy Donut in Portland, Island Explorer shuttle system, John D. Rockefeller Jr.'s carriage roads in Acadia