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Sometimes Making Art Is Just Fixing Disasters pt. 1 | S2E4 | Nonsense.Podcast

Just Plain Nonsense — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 12:00:00 +0000

Brian from Velocity Recording Studio joins us for what was supposed to be a normal conversation, which is always a brave assumption. We talk about the only job he ever got fired from, recording sessions that lasted until unreasonable o’clock, missing gear, forgotten memory cards, broken audio, accidental silent films, and the sacred nightmare known only as The God Cable.

There’s also some actual sincerity in here about creativity, community, limitations, and why the best production stories usually start with, “So everything was fine until…”

This is Part 1 because Brian had too many stories and we had no responsible adult present.

The Weirdest Rules Everyone Secretly Follows | S2E3 | Nonsense.Podcast

Just Plain Nonsense — Sat, 23 May 2026 15:48:10 +0000

Have you ever gotten into an elevator and suddenly understood that everyone is supposed to face the same direction, not talk, and pretend this tiny moving room full of strangers is completely normal? Well, we noticed that too, and unfortunately, we decided to talk about it.

Dan and Tom join Rob in this episode as the guys discuss the strange, unspoken rules of everyday life, including elevator etiquette, birthday cake candles, urinal spacing, group text behavior, double texting, airplane armrests, holding the door for people, and why some people think the rest of us want to hear their speakerphone conversations in public.

This episode also takes a few deeply unnecessary turns into bowling alley handwashing, Android and iPhone group chat chaos, watching TV shows without your spouse, getting stuck in the back of a police car, and the important marital truth that she’s allowed and he’s not.

We Tried to Fix the World | S2E2 | Nonsense.Podcast

Just Plain Nonsense — Wed, 06 May 2026 18:00:28 +0000

After deciding that the world’s problems clearly weren’t being solved fast enough, we took matters into our own hands. Using a bowl full of real problems written on torn scraps of paper, we attempt to fix things like traffic, dating, work schedules, loneliness, social media, grocery stores, and modern society in general.

Naturally, this leads to discussions about hamster tube systems, mandatory play dates for adults, replacing money with bartering, and whether lawns should even exist anymore.

Some of the ideas are surprisingly thoughtful.

Most of them are absolutely terrible.

Somewhere in the middle of all this, we accidentally stumble into real conversations about isolation, consumerism, work culture, and why everything feels unnecessarily complicated now. Then we immediately ruin it again by over-engineering humanity.

The answer is apparently always tubes.

Villain Origin Stories and Other Bad Ideas | S2E1 | Nonsense.Podcast

Just Plain Nonsense — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 18:07:19 +0000

After a year and a half of “we’ll get back to it eventually,” we’re finally back… and somehow worse (but also better?). Season 2 kicks off with a production disaster that turned into a full-blown animated episode. Yeah… we forgot to focus two of the cameras. So instead of scrapping it, Rob spent the next month and a half turning everyone into cartoons. Totally normal behavior.

This episode is basically a reset. New season, new structure, and a new crew. Dan and Tom officially join the chaos, and we start things off by figuring out how everyone knows each other, why they decided to jump into this, and whether bringing them on was a terrible decision.

From there… it spirals.

We get into hypothetical nonsense like villain origin stories, irrational beliefs, untrustworthy vegetables, and which animal we’re way too confident we could fight. There’s also a concerning amount of discussion about veal, Coke Zero, and replacing body parts with household appliances.

Somewhere in the middle of all that, we actually talk about what’s next for Just Plain Nonsense. New sketches, new ideas, and a bigger push into creating the kind of content we’ve been wanting to make for a long time.

It’s messy. It’s dumb.

It’s exactly what it’s supposed to be.

Welcome to Season 2.

Epic On-Set Fails and Fun with an Emmy-Winning Director | Episode 56

Just Plain Nonsense — Mon, 19 Aug 2024 11:30:00 +0000

In this wild ride of an episode, Rob and Mykah welcome 5-time Emmy Award-winner Jason Van Sickel to the chaos. Expect plenty of laughs as they swap stories about everything that could (and did) go wrong on set. They dive into the headaches of pricing film services, the stark contrast between boring setups and dazzling final products, and how AI is shaking up the industry. Oh, and did we mention Rob and Jason are making a film together in Texas? Tune in for advice, mishaps, and a whole lot of nonsense!

Most of This Episode is About Food | Episode 55

Just Plain Nonsense — Tue, 03 Oct 2023 11:00:00 +0000

Before they started recording this episode, they were discussing ordering food, to be delivered during the podcast. They ultimately decided against it and, instead just talked about food for 35 minutes. Then, Rob tries to convince Amanda that her baby is operating her from inside as if she were a mech suit and, if she were to go swimming, she is basically a submarine for the baby. After a while, they get back on the topic of food, but this time, Mykah wants to swim in a tub of ice cream and drink it from her hair. What can the government do? Speaking of hair, Shane does his best to convince Mykah to shave her hair off, but to no avail. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/justplainnonsense

Conversations With Our Parents: Rob's Dad Bob | Episode 54

Just Plain Nonsense — Mon, 21 Aug 2023 19:31:49 +0000

They have been talking about bringing their parents on the podcast for a while. Today, it finally happened. Rob's dad, Bob shows up to spill the tea about Rob's childhood. They begin by learning about Rob's dad and the fact that he went from being an athiest to an ordained minister, he was a security guard and a bounty hunter, all at the same time. And, in typical Nonsense.Podcast fashion, the conversation takes a misguided turn and they end up debating the practicality of why pirates wore eye patches in the early 1700s. When they get back on track, we learn all kinds of interesting things about Rob's past and we hear Bob's side of several of the stories told by Rob on previous episodes.

The World's Most Boring Podcast | Episode 53

Just Plain Nonsense — Mon, 07 Aug 2023 13:00:00 +0000

Get ready for some adulting! The JPN crew discuss what they do for work, outside of the podcast and YouTube channel. They start by explaining what each of them do, then, move on to the things they like and don't like about it. They attempt to encourage us to find our passion and to push ourselves to be the best at what we do, and they wrap it up by trying to figure out how to work less and get paid more.

What We've Been Up To | Episode 52

Just Plain Nonsense — Mon, 31 Jul 2023 20:21:52 +0000

The JPN Crew have been out of touch for a little while, so they decided to fill everyone in on what's been going on in their lives. We learn that Mykah has been utilizing her writing talents for personal and professional projects, Shane and Amanda's property was surveilled by the government while they were away on vacation, and Rob has been doing nothing but working out and working. Get ready for some adulting.

Mykah and Rob Get SVR'D | Episode 51

Just Plain Nonsense — Mon, 24 Jul 2023 13:00:00 +0000

You ever get to work and just want to go home immediately? Just get severed and you won't have to worry about that anymore. After watching @AppleTV 's Severance, Mykah and Rob have learned that there are some pros to getting severed and some real cons.

This duo discuss all things Severance including their thoughts on the severance process, their surprise that Zoolander himself, Ben Stiller, is heavily involved in this incredible psychological thriller, and their predictions and excitement for season 2.

Stories From Our Pasts | Episode 50

Just Plain Nonsense — Mon, 13 Feb 2023 12:00:00 +0000

22 minutes after episode 49 ended, the crew continue on with stories from their pasts: Amanda buried a rock, Rob lost a tooth from a croquet ball, we learn that Shane's mom will scream about nearly anything, and Mykah thought her mom used to drive a Dasani (the world's most disgusting water).

We're Back With a New Name and a New Crew | Episode 49

Just Plain Nonsense — Mon, 30 Jan 2023 12:00:00 +0000

After a two-year hiatus, we're back with a new crew...well, sorta. They've been on episodes here and there but now they're here to stay. The new crew already know each other but want to give you, the viewer, the opportunity to get to know them as well; and what other way to do that than to tell embarrassing, self-incriminating stories from their lives.

They begin by discussing how they all met each other: Rob couldn't breathe when he first met Mykah, and Shane and Amanda were part of the world's most adorable meet-cute. They move on to Questions in a Bowl, where they create their own conspiracy theories, decide which superhero power they would like to have, why they may have gotten arrested, and Shane contemplates his options for relocating Jerry.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/x4IjZWPwKeQ

Asking Kids Big Questions and Making Animal Sounds | Episode 48

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 22:16:00 +0000

What is your favorite subject in school? Do you know what a lemur sounds like? How should you handle debt consolidation? Just a few of the standard questions every kid should know the answer to.

Rob and Michael are joined by Rob's longtime friend, Jake and Jake's son, Eli, as well as Michael's oldest daughter, Riley. The guys ask the kids some big questions about life and, in the process, do their best to imitate different animal sounds.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/MmbYK93MqsM

The Great Carn-Evil War | Episode 47

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 22:12:00 +0000

Hear ye, hear ye! Come one, come all to The Great Carn-Evil War! Rob and Michael are joined by Shane and Amanda as they share their incredible carnival and fair-going stories. Rob exposes the true heinousness that are the carnival scams...games, I mean games. And Michael warns of the impending Great Carn-Evil War, as they reveal who they believe will be the victors and the vanquished.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/xGVDSGBPkgA

Watch Mark Rober expose carnival games with Carnival Scam Science: https://youtu.be/tk_ZlWJ3qJI

A Doctor Straddled Michael and Other Hospital Experiences | Episode 46

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 22:08:00 +0000

Everybody hates having to go to the hospital, especially if you have to go 3 times in one week. Well, Michael found himself at the mercy of emergency room doctors multiple times during the bloodiest week. He tells Rob and Shane about the doctor who played a game of chess for 27 minutes and the other doctor who basically gave him a lap dance. Then, we find out how some men are just big babies when they get sick.

Watch the vlog where Michael goes to the doctor because he put his wife's breastmilk in his eye: https://youtu.be/claiKNzMdRI

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/IUnnxbqqz9E

Coincidences and Absurdities | Episode 45

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 22:06:00 +0000

You ever notice strange things happen that don't appear to have any cause; like, they just happen? Well, we are going to talk about several things that we have noticed, such as how Thomas Jefferson and John Adams are coincidentally linked, as well as how a man was killed with a bullet 20 years after it had been fired at him. The guys talk about the absurd reality that is the 27 club, while also revealing their Power Ranger crushes. And Michael tells a story about how he ended up in court wearing another man's pants.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/YF0QvfmHQu8

We Answer Thought-Provoking "What If" Questions Pt. 2 | Episode 44

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 22:04:00 +0000

Josh had so many thought-provoking questions that we had to make a part 2. He starts it off with some simple questions such as, "If you could eat in only one restaurant for the rest of your life, which restaurant would it be?" Of course they would start off talking about food. Then, Josh gets a little more serious, "If you could save only one thing from your burning house, what would it be?" And, as they always do, the guys get distracted by playing with a jar full of Orbeez, which they begin throwing at each other like a bunch of children.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/6lK0NXOIEZQ

Tiger King Prophecy | Episode 43

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 22:02:00 +0000

Did Carole Baskin kill her husband? The Netflix phenomenon known as Tiger King (Joe Exotic) has become so big that everyone is talking about it. Rob, Michael, Hey Girl and our friend, Davee came together to discuss the events of the documentary and the fallout to come, including a prophecy that Michael is adamant will come to pass.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/KBVl3dip3g0

Times We Got in Trouble | Episode 42

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 22:00:00 +0000

You ever been in trouble? Well, we have, and we're gonna tell you about it. Rob tells the story about when he, and his best friend, got kicked out of the local Wal-Mart because they were jousting in the toy aisle. You'll understand why Michael had the nickname Spiderman at one point in his life; it has something to do with the sound "Hooteyhoo". And, you'd never have guessed how Josh set his face on fire. You'll also learn that Michael was terrible to his younger sister, Ashley.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/4gZIrc4dLMA

We Created Our Own Robots and Animals | Episode 41

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:59:00 +0000

Have you ever seen a Mophinroo? What the heck is a Kangdolkey? Take a seat; we'll tell you all about it. Michael asks Gage, Josh and Rob to create an animal that is made up of 3 other animals. But, not before getting them to design a robot with any 3 traits their brains could imagine. Michael may, or may not, have devised a big-butt, coffee-pooping portable Rob-bot.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/ffV2B1UsSa8

We Answer Thought-Provoking 'What If' Questions Pt. 1 | Episode 40

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:56:00 +0000

If you could have one supernatural ability, what would it be? And how would you make money with it? Josh asks Rob and Michael questions to get their noodles flowing. The guys answer questions like, "If you could eliminate any one type of insect permanently from the Earth, what would you get rid of?" and they discuss the environmental impact their answers would have. Then, they get a little deeper with questions such as, "What is the single most valuable thing you've ever learned?" Obviously they get off track with a bunch of puns, movie references and the way-off-topic stories that we love.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/Z_PoH2IpyGc

We Love Our Pets | Episode 39

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:53:00 +0000

You know how they say that dogs are man's best friend? Well, dogs are awesome! And so are cats and bearded dragons. Amanda and Shane join Michael and Rob to ride this emotional roller coaster of an episode, discussing their weirdest pets, fantasy pets, the times their pets were murdered and the silly situations their pets have gotten themselves into. At one point there's talk about the desire to own a 50 pound goldfish, one of them wants to own a tiger and they all agree that they want to hang out with a sugar glider.

Mentioned in this Episode:
We Are All Going to Die | Episode 32 https://youtu.be/Er9mgkAd_UQ

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/ts9kLcQrSfI

Tangents, Rabbit Holes and Getting Distracted | Episode 38

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:47:00 +0000

Gage and J-Willy join Michael and Rob in this distracted, tangential episode. Good luck following along as the guys take you on a discussion thread that follows multiple trains of thought, sometimes simultaneously. This episode takes us back to our roots where they talk randomly about everything from spending too much time on your phone after you've fallen down the "Suggested Video" rabbit hole, to keeping years worth of birthday cake in your fridge because you forgot it was there.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/Uqgg_FvZKFE

Mentioned in this episode:

BICEPS, IMPRESSIONS, AND CUSTOM MICROWAVE RINGTONES | Episode 2 | https://youtu.be/TMAczFlgZ-c

We Are All Going to Die | Episode 32 | https://youtu.be/Er9mgkAd_UQ

IT'S A CONSPIRACY THEORY PODCAST | Episode 7 | https://youtu.be/aGuk8-oLBBI

IT'S ANOTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY PODCAST | Episode 18 | https://youtu.be/8Tyq9GGPjDE

Bullies, Bad Bosses and Relationships | Episode 37

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:43:00 +0000

Hey Girl, Pedro (Mark) and Podgey (Audri) join Michael and Rob in this discussion about different forms of bullying that happen throughout your life, from being bullied at school, bullied by horrible bosses, and even bullied by those who claim to love you. Two of the people in this episode admit to having actually been bullies. Can you guess which ones?

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/bdBECIN5nUk

Life Hacks and Old Wives' Tales | Episode 36

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:35:00 +0000

You ever wonder if squeezing lemon juice into a cut will help it heal faster, or if microwaving a spoon will help it cut through the frozen ice cream? We have your answers. Antonio and Podgey join Rob and Michael on this episode where Rob provides some very unhelpful life hacks (just don't do them at home) and Michael provides several old wives' tales and home remedies, and asks if they are true or false. Some of them may surprise you.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/nZU07ivH7Wk

Watch the vlog where Michael goes to the doctor: https://youtu.be/claiKNzMdRI

Watch the Area 51 episode: https://youtu.be/IIiP4woZtdM

Come on, People | Episode 35

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:32:00 +0000

Have you ever seen someone do something inconsiderate, rude or just plain silly, and you're just like, "Oh, come on!"? Well, we have, and we're gonna tell you about it. Hey Girl's sister, Lynzi flew all the way to our studio from San Diego to help us call out all of those inconsideracies...is that a word?

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/ucdRbUANyTA

Reflections | Episode 34

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:30:00 +0000

Life is always changing, and subsequently, so are we. We’re not the same people we were 10 years ago, 5 years ago or even an hour ago.

Michael starts the episode off with a beautiful rant explaining why it’s a good idea to reflect on your life. The guys take a look back at where they came from, what they’ve learned along the way, and how they’re better for it.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/1hetEYPSQlg

We Created a Holiday | Episode 33

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 21:27:00 +0000

Friendship is the best, isn't it? Michael and Rob start this episode out by recounting all the dumb stuff they did when they were kids. The guys speak out against bullying, and Rob talks about how he was bullied basically his entire life. With that, they offer some encouraging words to the younger generation. And then they create a holiday to celebrate friendship.

September 26th is JPN Friendship Day.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/5OaNJ-OmH4I

We Are All Going to Die | Episode 32

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:50:00 +0000

Michael ran into some guy at a gas station who told him that an asteroid was going to crash into the Earth and kill everyone. Obviously he and Rob needed to discuss their plans for survival including their celebrity scouting parties, which Michael has dutifully named the Fantasy Spec Ops Apocalypse Team.

This episode takes a sharp turn when they begin talking about, and quoting terribly, random movies. They talk about the efficacy of the D.A.R.E. program from the 80s, which leads them to the topics of drugs and the resulting divorces that ensued.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/Er9mgkAd_UQ

'Tis the Season | Episode 31

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:46:00 +0000

Rob goes on about the food he made for Thanksgiving. He and Michael discuss their disdain for Black Friday, and the shoppers therein. Rob explains how he utilizes Amazon Prime to procrastinate his Christmas shopping. And Michael divulges some facts about Christmas crime and his imaginative solution to eradicate this heinous dilemma.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/gjhSNeaW6yc

A Wedding Anniversary, a Screaming Lady and a Potential Murder | Episode 30

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:42:00 +0000

Amanda and her husband, Shane have just gotten back from their one-year wedding anniversary. They tell Rob and Michael all about the hotel that smelled as if someone had recently been murdered, the screaming lady, the squishy swimming pool and the lukewarm hot tub. Luckily, their trip took a turn for the better when they switched to a much more luxurious hotel.

Throughout the podcast, Michael goes on several rants about how he doesn't work for Wal-Mart. He delivers a beautiful, patriotic rant declaring that he won't sacrifice his rights for the comfort of others and how he won't have his integrity challenged at the door.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/6hEdVV73zNQ

Relationships From the Female Perspective | Episode 29

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:38:00 +0000

Rob and Michael were finally able to corral enough women together at the same time to produce one of their most highly anticipated episodes.

Mykah, Hey Girl and Amanda give some insight into how the female mind perceives relationships. This episode begins the same way the guys did by asking, “Is love enough?” With that, their discussion spreads to their past relationships, they talk about what they look for in a guy and, more importantly, what turns them off from a guy. They tell their breakup stories and finally explain what makes a guy boyfriend material and how to avoid the dreaded friend zone.

And, as it always does here on the Just Plain Nonsense Podcast, the discussion comes to rest on the topic of food.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/D-WX8oKwGcM

We Discuss Interracial Relationships | Episode 28

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:35:00 +0000

Hey Girl and Mykah join Rob and Michael for this episode to share their experiences of being in interracial relationships. They discuss what it was like when they first introduced their ethnically diverse significant other to their parents, the differences in cultures and, of course, the varieties of food. Yum.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/g_fhAzqC_dY

Our Plans for Raiding Area 51 | #TRUTH | Episode 27

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:30:00 +0000

Jeremy Dailey joins Rob and Michael on this episode as they discuss their plans to raid Area 51. Jeremy and Michael attempt to explain to Rob their battle plans, they show him how they control their ships and they even create an adorable alien creature.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/IIiP4woZtdM

We Laugh Until We Cry While Telling Silly Stories | Episode 26

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:27:00 +0000

Amanda's back for this episode! They start by talking about what they've been watching, but quickly move on to looking up silly words and their weird definitions. Then, Rob wants to play a game where each person makes up a story and the other two interrupt the story with changes that the storyteller now has to incorporate into their story.

Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/kmIFx5vW2e8

Michael Got Pooped On, and the Direction of the Channel | Episode 25

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:19:00 +0000

Rob and Michael talk about all the new things happening with the channel, which is a bunch of stuff. And they tell us all about their San Diego trip, which includes a detailed story about how Michael got pooped on.

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Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/mxWNNFzx2wY

Watch their San Diego vlog here: https://youtu.be/Wvmj8FNO0c4

Making Friends, Creating Trends | Episode 24

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:13:00 +0000

Are you ready for some more rap battles from a group of white guys who have never rapped in their lives? We thought so. That’s why Rob and Michael decided to rap battle two dudes they had never met before.

Michael, aka DJ Ramen, met two dudes, Hunter, and Michael 2, aka G-shirt, precisely 24 hours before bringing them on the podcast.

Rob had never met them until it was time to start the podcast. Listen in and get to know Michael 2 and Hunter as Rob and Original Michael get to know them.

There’s also talk of pecans, parkour, people and pee (like urine). #alliteration

Things talked about in this episode:

Hunter’s pink headphones https://bit.ly/30PrbSY

Vagina painting https://bit.ly/2K6RRbK

Check out Rob’s vlog https://bit.ly/2QAk9wE

Talking is HTaarldking is Hard | Episode 23

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:08:00 +0000

Rob tells Michael about a couple new apps he has discovered whilst sitting upon the toilet, they discuss what they did for Christmas, and Rob completely obliterates Michael’s brain with an app that prevents Michael from speaking or even thinking clearly.

Apps used in this episode:

SpeechJammer by Yu Chen Hou https://bit.ly/1bXufRW

VoiceFX by MOBZAPP https://bit.ly/2HHToDz

AutoRap by Smule https://bit.ly/1fWRtC9

Keepin' it 100 | Episode 22

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:03:00 +0000

Rob starts us off with a couple stories of how he almost died twice this week, and we learn that Michael really hates useless sayings.

Amanda and Rob break Michael's brain when they give him a pop quiz of popular slang terms and acronyms. Michael goes on several old-man-rants about how the younger generations have destroyed the meanings of words. And, after his brain recovers, Michael misuses all of the new terms he just learned in a chaotic attempt to form one, coherent sentence.

Stick around until the end of the podcast when Michael creates his own acronym. Find out what #INFTMAAFOEIYYAAFOFITBS stands for.

Finally, Michael uses mosquitoes as an analogy to describe a successful relationship. And then they start talking about food.

We're Back, and We Brought Pancakes | Episode 21

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:59:00 +0000

The guys have returned after a 4 month hiatus, and boy have they been busy.

They use this podcast to update you on what they've been up to; which includes vacationing with babies, making books with words and the good and bad versions of losing weight.

Then, for some reason, Michael wants to talk about pancakes and gets discouraged when Rob and Josh continually interrupt him.

Relationships From the Male Perspective | Episode 20

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:57:00 +0000

Josh Williams is back and he takes the lead on this podcast. He poses several questions, and brings up concerns that, both, men and women have in relationships: Is love is enough to hold a relationship together forever, will cheating end the relationship, why do men leave the toilet seat up, and they offer their opinions on these topics, and some possible resolutions to common relationship issues.

Hypersexualize All the Things | Episode 19

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:48:00 +0000

WARNING: CONTAINS SOME GRAPHIC SEXUAL LANGUAGE

Michael has an idea for some non-lethal, biological weaponry. You would think this podcast was going to go its usual, goofy route, but it takes a serious turn when Brett brings up how everything is hypersexualized; from Instagram, to hamburger commercials, to web domain companies. Michael explains how pornography desensitizes you, and literally destroys lives.

If you feel that you are addicted to pornography and wish to seek help, please go check out fightthenewdrug.org.They are an excellent resource for guidance to getting the help you want. They are science-based, and are not religiously affiliated.

Then, we get back to the usual when Michael relives the time he threw up on a pretty ugly girl, Rob keeps yelling at Michael to get his hand out of his pants, and Brett explains his plan for meeting his daughters' first boyfriends; it's not what you think.

It's Another Conspiracy Theory Podcast | Episode 18

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:45:00 +0000

Michael, along with our guest, Erich, discuss many more of the conspiracy theories rampantly spreading throughout our culture.

Topics include a gate made of pizza, a pancake shaped planet, the CERN Super Collider is responsible for the Mandela Effect, and how Matt Groening is supposedly a time traveler.

Our number one fan, Amanda, wanted to be a part of this conspiracy theory podcast so badly, that she flew all the way to our studio to be on the show...and, boy are her wings tired.

SUPERFIGHT | Episode 17

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:43:00 +0000

A tween unicorn vs clones of the devil, a cat-summoning wizard vs a sticky Hulk, and the Terminator vs a tuxedo donning eel.

Rob and Michael square off, head to head, in this epic SUPERFIGHT! a game of absurd arguments.

It's Bro Time | Episode 16

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:40:00 +0000

Josh Williams is back in the studio again to have some bro time with Rob and Michael.

The guys take turns telling stories about memorable interactions they've had to endure with other members of the human race, while Rob and Josh do their best to tolerate Michael's ridiculous haircut.

Michael talks about assaulting elderly women with his farts, and regales Rob and Josh with the tales of Jonesy. Josh explains how he almost killed a man by telling him a joke. And, Rob recounts more stories from the convenience store.

What if this Podcast Isn't Real | Episode 15

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:37:00 +0000

What if Rob is just a figment of Michael's imagination? What if this entire reality is just taking place inside your head?

Rob and Michael discuss "What if" questions, and mind-bending realizations ranging from imagining your entire reality, to dreaming for 10,000 years every night, to sympathizing with the devil.

Get ready to have your world rocked and your mind exploded a little bit. Oh, and there's some terrible singing as well.

This One is Literally Nonsense | Episode 14

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:34:00 +0000

Brett Amaro returns to the Just Plain Nonsense studio to goof around with Michael and Rob.

After a quick run to the convenience store, they are all hyped up on sugar and caffeine. This combination of goofy guys and sugar-laced, caffeinated beverages makes for a very nonsensical conversation comprised of awful singing, more terrible impressions, and an impromptu rap battle.

Michael Went on a Vacation | Episode 13

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:31:00 +0000

Michael tells Rob all about his vacation, including the story of the time-traveling trans-gender (who, unfortunately, was not on roller skates), the Asian angel who gave Michael the courage to cross the bridge, and they discuss the necessity, or lack there of, when it comes to bear condoms.

We Tried to Make a Halloween Episode | Episode 12

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:27:00 +0000

Resident Halloween expert, Brett Amaro stops by the Just Plain Nonsense studio to tell some stories about stuff that happened to him when he was younger.

They tried to keep the topic on point, but, as usual, the discussion got derailed and the guys go from talking about Halloween, to Panda Express, to Taco Bell, to pee holes.

Eew, That's Gross | Episode 11

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:24:00 +0000

Get your barf bags ready 'cuz we're getting nasty up in here.

Rob and Michael discuss the things they find most disgusting including maggots, vomit, and ...Koala bears? That's weird.

You Know What Drives Me Nuts? | Episode 10

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:20:00 +0000

Rob wants to rant, and pulls Michael down the rabbit hole with him. They both discuss what drives them nuts, they coin a new term, and come up with creative ways to annoy those who drive them nuts.

We made a shirt based on this episode! Check it out here: https://teespring.com/mtiggy-men-s-tee

The Tales of Kreepy Kyle - Part 2 | Episode 9

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:17:00 +0000

Everybody, put your pants back on. Kreepy Kyle's back again to scare them off.

In this second part, Clark picks up where he left off in the last episode, and tells a couple more scary stories from his personal experiences.

The Tales of Kreepy Kyle - Part 1 | Episode 8

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:15:00 +0000

Turn the lights down low, settle in, and make sure you have a clean pair of undies nearby.

Clark, aka Kreepy Kyle, stops by the studio to scare our pants off with his in-depth tales regarding his 16 years of ghost hunting and spirit stalking.

Don't worry though; everyone's pants stayed mostly on.

It's a Conspiracy Theory Podcast | Episode 7

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 19:07:00 +0000

Get your tin foil hats on!

hey're out to get us! Michael is really into conspiracy theories, and decides to use this podcast as a platform to share his thoughts on FEMA camps, the Georgia Guidestones, and the fact that our government couldn't shoot down a "weather balloon".

DISCLAIMER: All views and opinions in this podcast are those of the individual speaking.

It's a Nerdy Podcast - A History of Video Games, Zelda, Pokemon, and Mobile Gaming | Episode 6

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 18:59:00 +0000

Guest, Josh Williams, discusses the history of video games, Michael aggressively defends Pokémon Go; which, in-turn, leads to a super long discussion about Pokémon. The podcast, devolves into a discussion about wasting thousands of monies on mobile gaming; like, on your phone, and then, they start talking about Disney for some weird reason.

Josh also explains how to make money by stealing intellectual property, and re-purposing it as a "different" game. DISCLAIMER: Don't do this.

Mind-Bending Questions, the Mandela Effect, and a Bunch of Space Talk | Episode 5

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 18:14:00 +0000

"Educate me, bro!"

Michael asks Rob a bunch of mind-bending, semi-ridiculous questions, and, as usual, the discussion derails into remembering things that never happened, traveling faster than the speed of light, and spaghetti cake.

Celebrity Crushes, Pants Pooping, and Naked People | Episode 4

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 18:09:00 +0000

Rob wants to get to know Michael better, so he asks "Questions to Ask Your Husband" which devolves into discussing their childhood celebrity crushes, which Disney princess they would choose, stories about pooping their own, or someone else's pants, and who they would prefer to not see naked. DISCLAIMER: They are not trying to hook up.

Half of This Podcast is About Cats | Episode 3

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 18:05:00 +0000

Michael wants to talk about cats. He says he has some cat facts, and decides this is a good place to discuss them. The other half of the podcast is them pretty much going on about candles and poop.

Biceps, Impressions, and Custom Microwave Ringtones | Episode 2

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 18:01:00 +0000

Michael checks out Rob's biceps (no homo), they attempt some pretty terrible impressions, and come up with the idea to customize ringtones on your microwave - DON'T STEAL THEIR IDEA!

Getting to Know Each Other | Episode 1

Just Plain Nonsense — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 18:00:00 +0000

Previously on Just Plain Nonsense...Nothing! This is the first one, duh!

Rob and Michael get to know each other by asking a bunch of dumb questions, and telling ridiculous, potentially self-incriminating stories.