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        <description>Women... Named Brittany and Maria... They&#039;re Talking... About YOU

New episodes every Tuesday

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                <itunes:subtitle>Women... Named Brittany and Maria... They&#039;re Talking... About YOU

New episodes every Tuesday

Join our Patreon — it&#039;s free, for now :) 
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New episodes every Tuesday

Join our Patreon — it&#039;s free, for now :) 
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</itunes:summary>
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                    <![CDATA[011: THE MEDIUM IS THE MASSAGE]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring...</p>
<p>Conchita Wurst</p>
<p>LGBT: Let’s Gentrify Bulgaria Together</p>
<p>Materialists Bad.</p>
<p>SATC Good.</p>
<p>Netflix and chill</p>
<p>Slip into the warm bath…of adult cartoons</p>
<p>Ally McBeal, the forgotten puzzle piece</p>
<p>Have you ever had an unmediated experience</p>
<p>Ze Catacombs of Paris</p>
<p>Unlocking the secret… of electric… bicycles… for rent</p>
<p>Massage Anecdotes</p>
<p>AND MORE!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring...
Conchita Wurst
LGBT: Let’s Gentrify Bulgaria Together
Materialists Bad.
SATC Good.
Netflix and chill
Slip into the warm bath…of adult cartoons
Ally McBeal, the forgotten puzzle piece
Have you ever had an unmediated experience
Ze Catacombs of Paris
Unlocking the secret… of electric… bicycles… for rent
Massage Anecdotes
AND MORE!
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[011: THE MEDIUM IS THE MASSAGE]]>
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<p>Conchita Wurst</p>
<p>LGBT: Let’s Gentrify Bulgaria Together</p>
<p>Materialists Bad.</p>
<p>SATC Good.</p>
<p>Netflix and chill</p>
<p>Slip into the warm bath…of adult cartoons</p>
<p>Ally McBeal, the forgotten puzzle piece</p>
<p>Have you ever had an unmediated experience</p>
<p>Ze Catacombs of Paris</p>
<p>Unlocking the secret… of electric… bicycles… for rent</p>
<p>Massage Anecdotes</p>
<p>AND MORE!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring...
Conchita Wurst
LGBT: Let’s Gentrify Bulgaria Together
Materialists Bad.
SATC Good.
Netflix and chill
Slip into the warm bath…of adult cartoons
Ally McBeal, the forgotten puzzle piece
Have you ever had an unmediated experience
Ze Catacombs of Paris
Unlocking the secret… of electric… bicycles… for rent
Massage Anecdotes
AND MORE!
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[010: THE TECHNO PROBLEM]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Who is Bruno???</p>
<p>Giantesscore</p>
<p>SW Musing</p>
<p>Bad Margarita</p>
<p>The Techno Problem</p>
<p>Thank you gay nurse</p>
<p>Gatekeeping</p>
<p>IDK mostly us being bitter and cranky old queens…</p>
<p>Southern Hospitality</p>
<p>Sharp cheddar...cheese...</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Who is Bruno???
Giantesscore
SW Musing
Bad Margarita
The Techno Problem
Thank you gay nurse
Gatekeeping
IDK mostly us being bitter and cranky old queens…
Southern Hospitality
Sharp cheddar...cheese...
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[010: THE TECHNO PROBLEM]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Who is Bruno???</p>
<p>Giantesscore</p>
<p>SW Musing</p>
<p>Bad Margarita</p>
<p>The Techno Problem</p>
<p>Thank you gay nurse</p>
<p>Gatekeeping</p>
<p>IDK mostly us being bitter and cranky old queens…</p>
<p>Southern Hospitality</p>
<p>Sharp cheddar...cheese...</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Who is Bruno???
Giantesscore
SW Musing
Bad Margarita
The Techno Problem
Thank you gay nurse
Gatekeeping
IDK mostly us being bitter and cranky old queens…
Southern Hospitality
Sharp cheddar...cheese...
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:58:34</itunes:duration>
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                    <![CDATA[009: IN MICHEL FOUCAULT'S BEDROOM]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Our hiatus is over, thanks for your patience! Weekly episodes are back starting this week, featuring...</p>
<p>France is gay, non?</p>
<p>INTERIOR MOTIVES!</p>
<p>Library Lovers</p>
<p>Fuck Marry Kill: Deleuze/Guattari/Foucault</p>
<p>Hobby People</p>
<p>How Many Times Can We Say “GRIMY” To Refer To Marseille</p>
<p>Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bad Trip Edition</p>
<p>Flea market hate crimes</p>
<p>The Fun Police</p>
<p>The personality disorder theory of nightlife</p>
<p>Dungeon clothes from Ross: dress for less</p>
<p>and more!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Our hiatus is over, thanks for your patience! Weekly episodes are back starting this week, featuring...
France is gay, non?
INTERIOR MOTIVES!
Library Lovers
Fuck Marry Kill: Deleuze/Guattari/Foucault
Hobby People
How Many Times Can We Say “GRIMY” To Refer To Marseille
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bad Trip Edition
Flea market hate crimes
The Fun Police
The personality disorder theory of nightlife
Dungeon clothes from Ross: dress for less
and more!
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[009: IN MICHEL FOUCAULT'S BEDROOM]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Our hiatus is over, thanks for your patience! Weekly episodes are back starting this week, featuring...</p>
<p>France is gay, non?</p>
<p>INTERIOR MOTIVES!</p>
<p>Library Lovers</p>
<p>Fuck Marry Kill: Deleuze/Guattari/Foucault</p>
<p>Hobby People</p>
<p>How Many Times Can We Say “GRIMY” To Refer To Marseille</p>
<p>Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bad Trip Edition</p>
<p>Flea market hate crimes</p>
<p>The Fun Police</p>
<p>The personality disorder theory of nightlife</p>
<p>Dungeon clothes from Ross: dress for less</p>
<p>and more!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Our hiatus is over, thanks for your patience! Weekly episodes are back starting this week, featuring...
France is gay, non?
INTERIOR MOTIVES!
Library Lovers
Fuck Marry Kill: Deleuze/Guattari/Foucault
Hobby People
How Many Times Can We Say “GRIMY” To Refer To Marseille
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bad Trip Edition
Flea market hate crimes
The Fun Police
The personality disorder theory of nightlife
Dungeon clothes from Ross: dress for less
and more!
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>01:02:18</itunes:duration>
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                    <![CDATA[008: ST. PATRICK'S DAY WAS A RIOT]]>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
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                                <description>
                                            <![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope!</p>
<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Maria’s aBROAD!</p>
<p>Slop</p>
<p>Is Game Of Thrones a boy show?</p>
<p>Sci-Fi: best served old</p>
<p>Enya: Ecosexual Gooner?</p>
<p>Some porn reflections</p>
<p>St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT!</p>
<p>Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope!
Featuring…
Maria’s aBROAD!
Slop
Is Game Of Thrones a boy show?
Sci-Fi: best served old
Enya: Ecosexual Gooner?
Some porn reflections
St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT!
Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[008: ST. PATRICK'S DAY WAS A RIOT]]>
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                                    <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope!</p>
<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Maria’s aBROAD!</p>
<p>Slop</p>
<p>Is Game Of Thrones a boy show?</p>
<p>Sci-Fi: best served old</p>
<p>Enya: Ecosexual Gooner?</p>
<p>Some porn reflections</p>
<p>St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT!</p>
<p>Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope!
Featuring…
Maria’s aBROAD!
Slop
Is Game Of Thrones a boy show?
Sci-Fi: best served old
Enya: Ecosexual Gooner?
Some porn reflections
St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT!
Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:56:22</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
                    <![CDATA[The Fruit Flies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[007: FOR TODAY I AM A CHA]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
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                                    <link>https://the-fruit-flies.castos.com/episodes/007-for-today-i-am-a-cha</link>
                                <description>
                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts</p>
<p>Timothee Chalamet</p>
<p>Snorting Estrogen</p>
<p>Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks</p>
<p>For Today I Am A Boy</p>
<p>Coloratura Cucked</p>
<p>Doing, Teaching</p>
<p>Cruel Beginnings…</p>
<p>Andes Mints on Bush Street</p>
<p>And MORE!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring…
Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts
Timothee Chalamet
Snorting Estrogen
Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks
For Today I Am A Boy
Coloratura Cucked
Doing, Teaching
Cruel Beginnings…
Andes Mints on Bush Street
And MORE!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:subtitle>
                                    <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[007: FOR TODAY I AM A CHA]]>
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                                    <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts</p>
<p>Timothee Chalamet</p>
<p>Snorting Estrogen</p>
<p>Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks</p>
<p>For Today I Am A Boy</p>
<p>Coloratura Cucked</p>
<p>Doing, Teaching</p>
<p>Cruel Beginnings…</p>
<p>Andes Mints on Bush Street</p>
<p>And MORE!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                                    <enclosure url="https://episodes.castos.com/697439abae1541-66820551/2389657/c1e-9z1x6t2oxv3t4gvrq-2509q57nf004-px8kts.mp3" length="133077277"
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring…
Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts
Timothee Chalamet
Snorting Estrogen
Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks
For Today I Am A Boy
Coloratura Cucked
Doing, Teaching
Cruel Beginnings…
Andes Mints on Bush Street
And MORE!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:55:24</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
                    <![CDATA[The Fruit Flies]]>
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                <title>
                    <![CDATA[006: WHOOPSIE DAISY YOO HOO]]>
                </title>
                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
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                                    <link>https://the-fruit-flies.castos.com/episodes/006-whoopsie-daisy-yoo-hoo</link>
                                <description>
                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Long Beach</p>
<p>Down with introverts</p>
<p>Not in my bayou, LDR</p>
<p>Bravo pedagogy</p>
<p>John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas</p>
<p>The Cold War: it’s so back</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
                                    </description>
                <itunes:subtitle>
                    <![CDATA[Featuring…
Long Beach
Down with introverts
Not in my bayou, LDR
Bravo pedagogy
John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas
The Cold War: it’s so back
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:subtitle>
                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[006: WHOOPSIE DAISY YOO HOO]]>
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                                    <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Long Beach</p>
<p>Down with introverts</p>
<p>Not in my bayou, LDR</p>
<p>Bravo pedagogy</p>
<p>John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas</p>
<p>The Cold War: it’s so back</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
                </content:encoded>
                                    <enclosure url="https://episodes.castos.com/697439abae1541-66820551/2381286/c1e-j8v6mt42525fwgp45-9jw9zzo4f14g-vsvzcj.mp3" length="167670677"
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring…
Long Beach
Down with introverts
Not in my bayou, LDR
Bravo pedagogy
John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas
The Cold War: it’s so back
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>01:09:48</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
                    <![CDATA[The Fruit Flies]]>
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                <title>
                    <![CDATA[005: THE CLAVICULAR HOMUNCULUS]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;)</p>
<p></p>
<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Clavicular</p>
<p>Tíamaxxing</p>
<p>Pink film</p>
<p>Letterboxd</p>
<p>Euphoria (Season 1)</p>
<p>Pillion</p>
<p>Fujoshi explosion</p>
<p>And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc…</p>
<p></p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;)

Featuring…
Clavicular
Tíamaxxing
Pink film
Letterboxd
Euphoria (Season 1)
Pillion
Fujoshi explosion
And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc…

*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[005: THE CLAVICULAR HOMUNCULUS]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;)</p>
<p></p>
<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Clavicular</p>
<p>Tíamaxxing</p>
<p>Pink film</p>
<p>Letterboxd</p>
<p>Euphoria (Season 1)</p>
<p>Pillion</p>
<p>Fujoshi explosion</p>
<p>And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc…</p>
<p></p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;)

Featuring…
Clavicular
Tíamaxxing
Pink film
Letterboxd
Euphoria (Season 1)
Pillion
Fujoshi explosion
And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc…

*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:52:47</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
                    <![CDATA[The Fruit Flies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[004: GAY LOVERS]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring ...</p>
<p>Feminism&lt;3</p>
<p>Sissy waist blindness</p>
<p>Yes, I pee on the plane, yes</p>
<p>Gay PE class trauma</p>
<p>The files…</p>
<p>No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring</p>
<p>The Missing Stair</p>
<p>Pickle voice</p>
<p>“We are gay lovers”</p>
<p>Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring ...
Feminism<3
Sissy waist blindness
Yes, I pee on the plane, yes
Gay PE class trauma
The files…
No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring
The Missing Stair
Pickle voice
“We are gay lovers”
Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:subtitle>
                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[004: GAY LOVERS]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Featuring ...</p>
<p>Feminism&lt;3</p>
<p>Sissy waist blindness</p>
<p>Yes, I pee on the plane, yes</p>
<p>Gay PE class trauma</p>
<p>The files…</p>
<p>No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring</p>
<p>The Missing Stair</p>
<p>Pickle voice</p>
<p>“We are gay lovers”</p>
<p>Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                                    <enclosure url="https://episodes.castos.com/697439abae1541-66820551/2365259/c1e-w2j3ocvzd7xhxrk6z-34x91m79h207-xlt0sv.mp3" length="78324489"
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring ...
Feminism<3
Sissy waist blindness
Yes, I pee on the plane, yes
Gay PE class trauma
The files…
No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring
The Missing Stair
Pickle voice
“We are gay lovers”
Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:54:17</itunes:duration>
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                    <![CDATA[003: WHO’S AFRAID OF PAJAMA SAM?]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring...</p>
<p>Pajama Sam and psychosexual development</p>
<p>Twelve Step</p>
<p>Rosalia &lt;&gt; Robyn</p>
<p>TERF forum nipple talk</p>
<p>Otters on the bus</p>
<p>When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"?</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
                                    </description>
                <itunes:subtitle>
                    <![CDATA[Featuring...
Pajama Sam and psychosexual development
Twelve Step
Rosalia <> Robyn
TERF forum nipple talk
Otters on the bus
When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"?
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:subtitle>
                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[003: WHO’S AFRAID OF PAJAMA SAM?]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Featuring...</p>
<p>Pajama Sam and psychosexual development</p>
<p>Twelve Step</p>
<p>Rosalia &lt;&gt; Robyn</p>
<p>TERF forum nipple talk</p>
<p>Otters on the bus</p>
<p>When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"?</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring...
Pajama Sam and psychosexual development
Twelve Step
Rosalia <> Robyn
TERF forum nipple talk
Otters on the bus
When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"?
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:56:38</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
                    <![CDATA[The Fruit Flies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[002: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, EXTRA HORNY]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
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                                    <link>https://the-fruit-flies.castos.com/episodes/002-phantom-of-the-opera-extra-horny</link>
                                <description>
                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring...</p>
<p>DJs as Department Chairs</p>
<p>How many smart thoughts can you have in a day?</p>
<p>Sonja Morgan Syndrome</p>
<p>What do straight men call boobs?</p>
<p>The quest for a title continues</p>
<p>Public pool politics</p>
<p>A Chihuahua named Disco</p>
<p>AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                <itunes:subtitle>
                    <![CDATA[Featuring...
DJs as Department Chairs
How many smart thoughts can you have in a day?
Sonja Morgan Syndrome
What do straight men call boobs?
The quest for a title continues
Public pool politics
A Chihuahua named Disco
AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:subtitle>
                                    <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[002: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, EXTRA HORNY]]>
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                                    <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Featuring...</p>
<p>DJs as Department Chairs</p>
<p>How many smart thoughts can you have in a day?</p>
<p>Sonja Morgan Syndrome</p>
<p>What do straight men call boobs?</p>
<p>The quest for a title continues</p>
<p>Public pool politics</p>
<p>A Chihuahua named Disco</p>
<p>AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                                    <enclosure url="https://episodes.castos.com/697439abae1541-66820551/2346427/c1e-ox96vajwq1dhvxwj3-gp5j33m0u61m-lj6g9d.mp3" length="136082670"
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring...
DJs as Department Chairs
How many smart thoughts can you have in a day?
Sonja Morgan Syndrome
What do straight men call boobs?
The quest for a title continues
Public pool politics
A Chihuahua named Disco
AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:56:36</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
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                    <![CDATA[THE FRUIT FLIES 001]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 20:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>What did Brittany smell today?</p>
<p>Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless</p>
<p>Chronology of Diarrhea</p>
<p>No more bisexual memoirists</p>
<p>Unsolicited advice for LGBTs</p>
<p>Is twink a slur?</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[What did Brittany smell today?
Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless
Chronology of Diarrhea
No more bisexual memoirists
Unsolicited advice for LGBTs
Is twink a slur?]]>
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                    <![CDATA[THE FRUIT FLIES 001]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>What did Brittany smell today?</p>
<p>Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless</p>
<p>Chronology of Diarrhea</p>
<p>No more bisexual memoirists</p>
<p>Unsolicited advice for LGBTs</p>
<p>Is twink a slur?</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[What did Brittany smell today?
Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless
Chronology of Diarrhea
No more bisexual memoirists
Unsolicited advice for LGBTs
Is twink a slur?]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:56:58</itunes:duration>
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