Dental dams 

Petrichor

Pushing gay guys to the floor

Queer vs. Gay (yeah here we go again) 

Cicciolina is Italian Mother 

Etta James is Maria’s new special interest 

Brittany mispronounces “effete”

Long hair forever 

Screenwriting advice from a dumb bitch 

Justice for Brittany’s bed hat

We r cringe but we r free 

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Lady Gaga has a place in the bunker

Lyme

Real Housewives. Real House. Real Wives.

Tramp stamp ideas

“My Sandwich”

Brittany on…LMFAO

Pride Debrief

Crusty cranky politics hour AS USUAL!

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Kevin, Stuart, and Bob (yes, from the Minions)

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The US: it’s busted

HR Karens

Memoir! Again!

Throuple fun: Is it real?

There’s no O in my name

Brittany gets her T-card

Pentatonix drama

Esmerelda? Will ruin your life

Puce

Celebrity cup sizes

Avgolemono

Maria: The gay guy apologist

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Have any enemies?

Rupaul Tea Dance Live at the Uber Eats Music Hall

LGBT(TM)

Grey cube & grey pube

The girl scout songbook

We don’t care about Ch*ppell R*an (so we spent 10 min talking about her)

“I have known some happy tr*nnies”

Marin County cultural politics lol

Regressing to teen angst

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Conchita Wurst

LGBT: Let’s Gentrify Bulgaria Together

Materialists Bad.

SATC Good.

Netflix and chill

Slip into the warm bath…of adult cartoons

Ally McBeal, the forgotten puzzle piece

Have you ever had an unmediated experience

Ze Catacombs of Paris

Unlocking the secret… of electric… bicycles… for rent

Massage Anecdotes

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Giantesscore

SW Musing

Bad Margarita

The Techno Problem

Thank you gay nurse

Gatekeeping

IDK mostly us being bitter and cranky old queens…

Southern Hospitality

Sharp cheddar...cheese...

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France is gay, non?

INTERIOR MOTIVES!

Library Lovers

Fuck Marry Kill: Deleuze/Guattari/Foucault

Hobby People

How Many Times Can We Say “GRIMY” To Refer To Marseille

Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bad Trip Edition

Flea market hate crimes

The Fun Police

The personality disorder theory of nightlife

Dungeon clothes from Ross: dress for less

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Maria’s aBROAD!

Slop

Is Game Of Thrones a boy show?

Sci-Fi: best served old

Enya: Ecosexual Gooner?

Some porn reflections

St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT!

Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse

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Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts

Timothee Chalamet

Snorting Estrogen

Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks

For Today I Am A Boy

Coloratura Cucked

Doing, Teaching

Cruel Beginnings…

Andes Mints on Bush Street

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Long Beach

Down with introverts

Not in my bayou, LDR

Bravo pedagogy

John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas

The Cold War: it’s so back

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Clavicular

Tíamaxxing

Pink film

Letterboxd

Euphoria (Season 1)

Pillion

Fujoshi explosion

And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc…

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Sissy waist blindness

Yes, I pee on the plane, yes

Gay PE class trauma

The files…

No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring

The Missing Stair

Pickle voice

“We are gay lovers”

Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?!

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Pajama Sam and psychosexual development

Twelve Step

Rosalia <> Robyn

TERF forum nipple talk

Otters on the bus

When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"?

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DJs as Department Chairs

How many smart thoughts can you have in a day?

Sonja Morgan Syndrome

What do straight men call boobs?

The quest for a title continues

Public pool politics

A Chihuahua named Disco

AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING!

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Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless

Chronology of Diarrhea

No more bisexual memoirists

Unsolicited advice for LGBTs

Is twink a slur?