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New episodes every Tuesday

Join our Patreon — it&#039;s free, for now :) 
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                    <![CDATA[008: ST. PATRICK'S DAY WAS A RIOT]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope!</p>
<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Maria’s aBROAD!</p>
<p>Slop</p>
<p>Is Game Of Thrones a boy show?</p>
<p>Sci-Fi: best served old</p>
<p>Enya: Ecosexual Gooner?</p>
<p>Some porn reflections</p>
<p>St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT!</p>
<p>Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope!
Featuring…
Maria’s aBROAD!
Slop
Is Game Of Thrones a boy show?
Sci-Fi: best served old
Enya: Ecosexual Gooner?
Some porn reflections
St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT!
Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[008: ST. PATRICK'S DAY WAS A RIOT]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope!</p>
<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Maria’s aBROAD!</p>
<p>Slop</p>
<p>Is Game Of Thrones a boy show?</p>
<p>Sci-Fi: best served old</p>
<p>Enya: Ecosexual Gooner?</p>
<p>Some porn reflections</p>
<p>St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT!</p>
<p>Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope!
Featuring…
Maria’s aBROAD!
Slop
Is Game Of Thrones a boy show?
Sci-Fi: best served old
Enya: Ecosexual Gooner?
Some porn reflections
St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT!
Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse
*************
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:56:22</itunes:duration>
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                    <![CDATA[007: FOR TODAY I AM A CHA]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts</p>
<p>Timothee Chalamet</p>
<p>Snorting Estrogen</p>
<p>Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks</p>
<p>For Today I Am A Boy</p>
<p>Coloratura Cucked</p>
<p>Doing, Teaching</p>
<p>Cruel Beginnings…</p>
<p>Andes Mints on Bush Street</p>
<p>And MORE!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring…
Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts
Timothee Chalamet
Snorting Estrogen
Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks
For Today I Am A Boy
Coloratura Cucked
Doing, Teaching
Cruel Beginnings…
Andes Mints on Bush Street
And MORE!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[007: FOR TODAY I AM A CHA]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts</p>
<p>Timothee Chalamet</p>
<p>Snorting Estrogen</p>
<p>Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks</p>
<p>For Today I Am A Boy</p>
<p>Coloratura Cucked</p>
<p>Doing, Teaching</p>
<p>Cruel Beginnings…</p>
<p>Andes Mints on Bush Street</p>
<p>And MORE!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring…
Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts
Timothee Chalamet
Snorting Estrogen
Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks
For Today I Am A Boy
Coloratura Cucked
Doing, Teaching
Cruel Beginnings…
Andes Mints on Bush Street
And MORE!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:55:24</itunes:duration>
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                    <![CDATA[006: WHOOPSIE DAISY YOO HOO]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Long Beach</p>
<p>Down with introverts</p>
<p>Not in my bayou, LDR</p>
<p>Bravo pedagogy</p>
<p>John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas</p>
<p>The Cold War: it’s so back</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring…
Long Beach
Down with introverts
Not in my bayou, LDR
Bravo pedagogy
John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas
The Cold War: it’s so back
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[006: WHOOPSIE DAISY YOO HOO]]>
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                                    <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Long Beach</p>
<p>Down with introverts</p>
<p>Not in my bayou, LDR</p>
<p>Bravo pedagogy</p>
<p>John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas</p>
<p>The Cold War: it’s so back</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring…
Long Beach
Down with introverts
Not in my bayou, LDR
Bravo pedagogy
John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas
The Cold War: it’s so back
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>01:09:48</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
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                    <![CDATA[005: THE CLAVICULAR HOMUNCULUS]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
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                                    <link>https://the-fruit-flies.castos.com/episodes/005-the-clavicular-homunculus</link>
                                <description>
                                            <![CDATA[<p>SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;)</p>
<p></p>
<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Clavicular</p>
<p>Tíamaxxing</p>
<p>Pink film</p>
<p>Letterboxd</p>
<p>Euphoria (Season 1)</p>
<p>Pillion</p>
<p>Fujoshi explosion</p>
<p>And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc…</p>
<p></p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;)

Featuring…
Clavicular
Tíamaxxing
Pink film
Letterboxd
Euphoria (Season 1)
Pillion
Fujoshi explosion
And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc…

*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[005: THE CLAVICULAR HOMUNCULUS]]>
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                                    <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;)</p>
<p></p>
<p>Featuring…</p>
<p>Clavicular</p>
<p>Tíamaxxing</p>
<p>Pink film</p>
<p>Letterboxd</p>
<p>Euphoria (Season 1)</p>
<p>Pillion</p>
<p>Fujoshi explosion</p>
<p>And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc…</p>
<p></p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;)

Featuring…
Clavicular
Tíamaxxing
Pink film
Letterboxd
Euphoria (Season 1)
Pillion
Fujoshi explosion
And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc…

*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:52:47</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
                    <![CDATA[The Fruit Flies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[004: GAY LOVERS]]>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
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                                <description>
                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring ...</p>
<p>Feminism&lt;3</p>
<p>Sissy waist blindness</p>
<p>Yes, I pee on the plane, yes</p>
<p>Gay PE class trauma</p>
<p>The files…</p>
<p>No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring</p>
<p>The Missing Stair</p>
<p>Pickle voice</p>
<p>“We are gay lovers”</p>
<p>Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
                                    </description>
                <itunes:subtitle>
                    <![CDATA[Featuring ...
Feminism<3
Sissy waist blindness
Yes, I pee on the plane, yes
Gay PE class trauma
The files…
No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring
The Missing Stair
Pickle voice
“We are gay lovers”
Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:subtitle>
                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[004: GAY LOVERS]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Featuring ...</p>
<p>Feminism&lt;3</p>
<p>Sissy waist blindness</p>
<p>Yes, I pee on the plane, yes</p>
<p>Gay PE class trauma</p>
<p>The files…</p>
<p>No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring</p>
<p>The Missing Stair</p>
<p>Pickle voice</p>
<p>“We are gay lovers”</p>
<p>Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?!</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
                </content:encoded>
                                    <enclosure url="https://episodes.castos.com/697439abae1541-66820551/2365259/c1e-w2j3ocvzd7xhxrk6z-34x91m79h207-xlt0sv.mp3" length="78324489"
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring ...
Feminism<3
Sissy waist blindness
Yes, I pee on the plane, yes
Gay PE class trauma
The files…
No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring
The Missing Stair
Pickle voice
“We are gay lovers”
Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:54:17</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
                    <![CDATA[The Fruit Flies]]>
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                    <![CDATA[003: WHO’S AFRAID OF PAJAMA SAM?]]>
                </title>
                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">
                    https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/68899/episode/2353867</guid>
                                    <link>https://the-fruit-flies.castos.com/episodes/003-and-push</link>
                                <description>
                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring...</p>
<p>Pajama Sam and psychosexual development</p>
<p>Twelve Step</p>
<p>Rosalia &lt;&gt; Robyn</p>
<p>TERF forum nipple talk</p>
<p>Otters on the bus</p>
<p>When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"?</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
                                    </description>
                <itunes:subtitle>
                    <![CDATA[Featuring...
Pajama Sam and psychosexual development
Twelve Step
Rosalia <> Robyn
TERF forum nipple talk
Otters on the bus
When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"?
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:subtitle>
                                <itunes:title>
                    <![CDATA[003: WHO’S AFRAID OF PAJAMA SAM?]]>
                </itunes:title>
                                    <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Featuring...</p>
<p>Pajama Sam and psychosexual development</p>
<p>Twelve Step</p>
<p>Rosalia &lt;&gt; Robyn</p>
<p>TERF forum nipple talk</p>
<p>Otters on the bus</p>
<p>When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"?</p>
<p>*************</p>
<p>New episodes every Tuesday</p>
<p>Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)</p>
<p>https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies</p>]]>
                </content:encoded>
                                    <enclosure url="https://episodes.castos.com/697439abae1541-66820551/2353867/c1e-293j6aqjmd2tv3620-xx7mz75gcm0k-04tt2y.mp3" length="136063943"
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                    <![CDATA[Featuring...
Pajama Sam and psychosexual development
Twelve Step
Rosalia <> Robyn
TERF forum nipple talk
Otters on the bus
When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"?
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
                </itunes:summary>
                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:56:38</itunes:duration>
                                                    <itunes:author>
                    <![CDATA[The Fruit Flies]]>
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                <title>
                    <![CDATA[002: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, EXTRA HORNY]]>
                </title>
                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
                <dc:creator>The Fruit Flies</dc:creator>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">
                    https://permalink.castos.com/podcast/68899/episode/2346427</guid>
                                    <link>https://the-fruit-flies.castos.com/episodes/002-phantom-of-the-opera-extra-horny</link>
                                <description>
                                            <![CDATA[<p>Featuring...</p>
<p>DJs as Department Chairs</p>
<p>How many smart thoughts can you have in a day?</p>
<p>Sonja Morgan Syndrome</p>
<p>What do straight men call boobs?</p>
<p>The quest for a title continues</p>
<p>Public pool politics</p>
<p>A Chihuahua named Disco</p>
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DJs as Department Chairs
How many smart thoughts can you have in a day?
Sonja Morgan Syndrome
What do straight men call boobs?
The quest for a title continues
Public pool politics
A Chihuahua named Disco
AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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<p>AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING!</p>
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DJs as Department Chairs
How many smart thoughts can you have in a day?
Sonja Morgan Syndrome
What do straight men call boobs?
The quest for a title continues
Public pool politics
A Chihuahua named Disco
AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING!
*************
New episodes every Tuesday
Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :)
https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies]]>
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<p>Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless</p>
<p>Chronology of Diarrhea</p>
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Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless
Chronology of Diarrhea
No more bisexual memoirists
Unsolicited advice for LGBTs
Is twink a slur?]]>
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Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless
Chronology of Diarrhea
No more bisexual memoirists
Unsolicited advice for LGBTs
Is twink a slur?]]>
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