Candy-Coated Razor Blades

CCRB - S3 - E10 - Siren - Snooby Snacks

Bob Green — Wed, 11 Mar 2020 16:00:39 +0000

In which our heroes get blessed by Podcat and discuss the nature of film when it comes to mythological creatures and how it ALWAYS GETS THEM WRONG.

CCRB - S3 - E9 - Audition - Banana Sammiches

Bob Green — Wed, 04 Mar 2020 17:00:08 +0000

This week, the kids learn why it's never a good idea to lure in a prospective date with the promise of a juicy movie role. Takashi Miike's horror classic, Audition. Buckle up.

CCRB - Bonus - Women In Horror Film Festival - Day 1

Bob Green — Sat, 29 Feb 2020 19:55:43 +0000

RC and Stephanie are LOVING the Women in Horror Film Festival. Here. Lemme show ya!

CCRB - S3 - E8 - Let Us Prey - Tiny Town of Terror

Bob Green — Wed, 26 Feb 2020 17:00:00 +0000

This week, RC, Stephanie and Bob visit Invernee, Scotland and find out why small towns utterly suck. Let Us Prey! Available on Shudder.

CCRB - S3 - E7 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Justice for Storefront!

Bob Green — Wed, 19 Feb 2020 17:19:43 +0000

Sorry for the delay on this one, kids. It's been a long two weeks. Anyhoo, KILLER KLOWNS! And to compliment the Dong Gong®, we give you... THE HOOTER HONKER®! Boobs, man. Boobs. A driving force in horror cinema.

CCRB - S3 - E6 - Hell House LLC3 - Sass McSassface

Bob Green — Wed, 05 Feb 2020 11:31:58 +0000

WHEW! We made it! To the end of this razzafrackin' trilogy. HELL HOUSE LLC 3, KIDS! It's a short one. Feel relieved.

CCRB - S3 - E5 - Hell House LLC 2 - Electric Boogaloo

Bob Green — Thu, 30 Jan 2020 02:59:20 +0000

Well, now that we've fixed the music JOIN US as we jump into more haunted hotel action and bounce right the ^($< off. HELL HOUSE LLC 2! Kill me.

CCRB - S3 - E4 - Hell House LLC

Bob Green — Thu, 23 Jan 2020 11:38:16 +0000

Did you know that Haunted Houses were just full of off-season carnies? Who knew, right? HELL HOUSE LLC! This week on Candy-Caoated Razor Blades.

CCRB - S3 - E3 - Silent Night Deadly Night - HORROR MILFS

Bob Green — Wed, 25 Dec 2019 16:22:11 +0000

So, only about 20 minutes of this is actually review. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

CCRB - S3 - E2 - Elves

Bob Green — Wed, 18 Dec 2019 17:00:34 +0000

In which RC and Bob learn that they've made a dreadful mistake with this film and Stephanie is mercifully spared the horror of Elves. Save us, Grizzly Adams!

CCRB - S3 - E1 - Dial Code Santa Claus - The Frenchest of Mullets

Bob Green — Wed, 11 Dec 2019 17:00:05 +0000

We're BAAAAAAAACK! And we're starting the new season off with our annual Christmas picks! This episode? The lost masterpiece (no, not really), 1989's Deadly Games aka Dial Code Santa Claus! Because, of course we are.

CCRB - S2 - E47 - Nightmares Film Festival - Almost Made It

Bob Green — Wed, 30 Oct 2019 16:00:14 +0000

Our Nightmares Film Festival Wrap-Up! In this episode, Stephanie, RC, and Bob give you a sneak peak at some of the amazingness that Nightmares just couldn't fit into the program. Yes, kids, even the great stuff doesn't always get to play. But they can play with us! We like new friends.

Nightmares 2019 - Sunday Part 2

Bob Green — Mon, 28 Oct 2019 23:07:39 +0000

They don't call us The Sleepless for nothin'. Here is the last of our interviews for Sunday. We have fixed the audio issues in this episode so it's a much easier listen. So sorry for the delay! With: Kevin Donner, Ariana DiValentino, Aaron B. Koontz, Guillermo Ortiz, Avishai Weinberger, and Lisa Ovies.

Nightmares 2019-Saturday Part 2 - Sunday Part 1

Bob Green — Sun, 27 Oct 2019 21:18:22 +0000

Hey, kids. We still had some audio issues with a few of these interviews but we got them fixed towards the end. Still, they're there, and we're sorry. I'll see what I can do to fix them later in the week. (Edit: I corrected as much as I could but there are a few spikes I couldn't nab.) With Jeremy Herbert and Morgan McLeod, Curtis Matzke, Dustin Mills,Katlyn Aviles, Malcolm Mills and Joanna Tsanis, Mark Cartwright and Baker Chase-Powell, Timothy Troy and Dan McGuire.

Nightmares 2019-Saturday Update Part 1

Bob Green — Sun, 27 Oct 2019 20:51:50 +0000

Just FYI, kids, we had some MASSIVE audio issues so please be prepared to adjust your volume at a number of points. I have fixed what I could but it still ain't pretty. In other news, ENJOY THE INTERVIEWS!! Featuring: Nate Ruegger, Megan Swertlow, Justin Nelson, Marcus Koch, Eric Bodge, Alex Reeves, Aaron Barrocas, the NFF Award Winners list, and Stacey Palmer!

Nightmares 2019 Friday Night Update!

Bob Green — Sat, 26 Oct 2019 13:04:55 +0000

And, here is your Friday Night update STRAIGHT from Nightmares Film Festival 2019! Sit in with us as we talk to Scott Goergens (29 Needles), Jeffrey Howe (Screenwriter of Persona and all around awesome guy), Sergio Pinheiro (screenwroiter - The Chamber), Charles Pieper (Malacostraca), and Tim Troemner (The Pickman Model)! WE LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS!!

Nightmares 2019 - Thursday Night Update!

Bob Green — Fri, 25 Oct 2019 03:45:17 +0000

In our first update from Nightmares Film Festival 2019, we interview Dave Tolchinski, the writer/director of the short "Cassandra", and Rakefet Abergel, the writer/producer/director/star of "Boo"! It's a short night but it's friggin' AMAZING!!

CCRB - S2 - E46 - Candyman - Scare-roused

Bob Green — Wed, 23 Oct 2019 16:00:36 +0000

Stephanie is rehearsing for her own awesome this week so it's up to Bob and RC to love ALL OVER Candyman and his problematic bees. Oh, Honey...

CCRB - S2 - E45 - Night of the Creeps - Thrill Me

Bob Green — Wed, 16 Oct 2019 16:00:23 +0000

A movie MADE of digressions gets a digression-filled podcast with the help of our friend Jeremy. Plus, claymation brain slugs!

CCRB - S2 - E44 - The Loved Ones -Dance With Me

Bob Green — Wed, 09 Oct 2019 16:00:52 +0000

In which our heroes display an abject lack of sympathy for the lonely psychopath and remind ourselves that pretty much everything in Australia wants you dead.

CCRB - S2 - E43 - Banana Splits - The Hootening

Bob Green — Wed, 02 Oct 2019 16:00:07 +0000

JOIN US AS WE REMINISCE OVER SID AND MARTY KROFFT! And delight in the awfulness that is The Banana Splits, a SyFy Original movie. Oh, it's bad, kids... but it's that GOOOOOOD bad.

CCRB - S2 - E42 - Willow Creek - An Immodest Proposal

Bob Green — Wed, 25 Sep 2019 16:00:50 +0000

Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.

CCRB - S2 - E41 - Witchboard - Whitesnake Hair

Bob Green — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 16:00:13 +0000

In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps deserve Whitesnake awesomeness.

CCRB- S2 - E 40 - Creepshow - CAAAAAAAAKE!!

Bob Green — Wed, 11 Sep 2019 16:00:52 +0000

We've been having some audio issues that I don't quite know how to fix, yet, thanks to the cats so PLEASE excuse the choppiness. SO sorry. BUT HERE'S CREEPSHOW!!

CCRB - S2 - E39 - Gehenna - Nonononononononononooooooo

Bob Green — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 16:00:31 +0000

In which our heroes question RCs taste and get STUPID high.

CCRB - S2 - E38 - Hereditary - click

Bob Green — Wed, 28 Aug 2019 16:00:10 +0000

In which our heroes deftly avoid telephone poles and find out why miniatures are super creepy.

CCRB-S2-E37- Fright Night Part 2 - Rogue Hair and Rollerskates

Bob Green — Wed, 21 Aug 2019 16:00:33 +0000

This week, our heroes step back from thinking and relax with some late 80s horror trash that time forgot. You're supposed to bite her on the neck.

CCRB - S2 - E36 - Ghost Ship - Rust. Rust, EVERYWHERE.

Bob Green — Wed, 14 Aug 2019 16:00:58 +0000

In which our heroes discuss maritime safety, the importance of good posture while dancing with children, and the fact that there are two very different movies here and we don't know why we got the one we did... GHOST SHIP!

CCRB - S2 - E35 - Us - Cloning Around

Bob Green — Wed, 07 Aug 2019 16:00:06 +0000

In which our heroes love all over Jordan Peele AGAIN. Shh, shh, shhhhhh... no words...

CCRB - S2 - E34 - Monkey Shines - Chinning It

Bob Green — Wed, 31 Jul 2019 16:00:33 +0000

In which our heroes discuss MONKEYS! MONKEYMONKEYSMONKEYS! MONKEEEEEEEYS!! And Quadaplegic sex. And Jason Beghe's ass. AND MONKEYS!!

CCRB - S2 - E33 - Prince of Darkness - Sexist Philosophy

Bob Green — Wed, 24 Jul 2019 16:00:44 +0000

In which Bob needs a cup of coffee, we discuss Jennifer Trudrung's third short, The Ebbing, and meander through the world of religion in horror for a sec.

CCRB-S2-E32-Hush - Bed Cake and Porch Bolt

Bob Green — Wed, 17 Jul 2019 16:00:05 +0000

In which our heroes discuss laziness, crimes against cake, the badassery of the differently abled, and idiot home invaders when we review Jennifer Trudrung's short "Indolence" and the Netflix exclusive, Hush.

CCRB - S2 - E31 - Tucker and Dale vs Evil- WE GOT UR FRIEND!

Bob Green — Wed, 10 Jul 2019 16:00:18 +0000

In which we discuss Malaysian cuisine, the delightful idiosyncracies of IMDB plot synopses, and Here There Be Tygers. It's an extra long one, kids! Be prepared.

CCRB - S2 - E30 - Nails - Mani-Pedi Time?

Bob Green — Wed, 03 Jul 2019 11:23:36 +0000

Join us as we examine the unsanitary nature of hospital ghosts, ask why some British comedians are unrecognizable, and revisit some candy with double-salted licorice.

CCRB - S2 - E29 - Willy Wonka - Rest in Peace, Squeaky Shoe

Bob Green — Wed, 26 Jun 2019 16:00:20 +0000

SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious candy, now.

CCRB S2 - E28 - The Ranger - Jerkin' Abe

Bob Green — Wed, 19 Jun 2019 16:00:30 +0000

PUNK ROCK! HECK YEAH! Now with more pink drugs and lost feet! And it's Stephanie's first pick! Hooray! Let's hope it doesn't get her fired. The Ranger! This week on Candy-Coated Razor Blades.

CCRB - S2 - E27 - The Changeling - Oh, yeah. That's Why.

Bob Green — Wed, 12 Jun 2019 16:00:00 +0000

In which our heroes rediscover a... "classic"(?), find out that George C Scott is off-putting, wonder where you can get a lease on fine historic property, and why you shouldn't call your band director "Snuggles". Stupid inappropriate humor all occurring prior to the age of #metoo...

CCRB - S2 - E26 - Autopsy of Jane Doe - Envelope

Bob Green — Wed, 05 Jun 2019 04:00:13 +0000

In which our intrepid crew finds out exactly what happens to Bob during a possible diabetic moment, discusses what constitutes New England, discovers a new-found love of Shrinky Dinks®, and gets creeped the f**k out by faces that emote without moving as we review The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

CCRB - S2 - E25 - The Collector - Sticky and Wet

Bob Green — Wed, 22 May 2019 16:00:01 +0000

Join Bob and RC as they wonder how the F*CK a house full of traps was set while the family was ACTUALLY HOME! Yeesh...

CCRB-S2-E24- Freddy vs Jason - Potato Head Kids Need Love Too

Bob Green — Sun, 19 May 2019 14:47:46 +0000

Seriously, kids, this was a test. A test of my patience, a test of our willpower, a test of our tech AND a test of our interviewee! Meet Stephanie, kids! She's our top contender for new co-host! Let us know how you think she did! Email bob@candycoatedrazor.com with your opinions.

CCRB-S2-E23-Haunting on Fraternity Row - Feedback Loop of Bullshit

Bob Green — Wed, 08 May 2019 16:00:32 +0000

RC tortures Bob, yet again, with his questionable tastes as we review 2018s Haunting on Fraternity Row, also known as Party Crasher. Why there were two titles is utterly beyond us.

CCRB-S2-E22-The Rake - Somebody Needs a Manicure

Bob Green — Wed, 24 Apr 2019 04:00:00 +0000

Bob and RC explore a WHOLE lot of heavy stuff while watching Tony Wash's The Rake several times. No, really. Several times. In the same day.

CCRB-S2-E21-Under the Shadow: It Was The Djinn Talking

Bob Green — Wed, 17 Apr 2019 04:00:00 +0000

Bob and RC talk about 1001 Arabian Nights, sexism, religion, PTSD, and some really sub-par parenting in the Netflix find Under The Shadow. It's a good one, kids.

CCRB-S2-E20-Little Shop of Horrors: Da Doo For Real This Time

Bob Green — Wed, 10 Apr 2019 04:00:00 +0000

Bob and RC literally spend an hour or so gushing over a man-eating plant. Like, for real. Not even kidding. 1986's Little Shop of Horrors, kids! Watch it. You'll thank us.

CCRB-S2-E19-Clowntergeist: Daddy Needs a Climax

Bob Green — Wed, 03 Apr 2019 04:00:00 +0000

In which our heroes say goodbye to a friend, say hello to a really bad clown slash "actor", question why some people get money to make movies, apologize for sub-par editing (just right here, nowhere else),and take leave of their senses with 2017's Clowntergeist.

S2E18 - Lovely Molly: The Screwdriver is a Problem

Bob Green — Wed, 16 Jan 2019 05:05:38 +0000

What if *The Conjuring* wasn't awful? Bob, RC, and Andy found out when they watched 2011's *Lovely Molly*, from Eduardo Sánchez, now streaming on Shudder.

S2E17 - The Dentist: Rape Culture Bear Says, "That's a No-no!"

Bob Green — Wed, 09 Jan 2019 05:05:14 +0000

PSAs! Sponsored messages! Gloved fingers going where they have no earthly right to be! Bob, RC, and Andy watched Brian Yuzna's *The Dentist*, now streaming on popcornflix.com.

RC16 - Wolfcop: A Surprising Amount of Urine

Bob Green — Wed, 26 Dec 2018 17:00:07 +0000

Bob's gone this week doing Christmas...stuff...whatever...so Andy and RC are joined once again by Wolfgang from Twitch's Howling Good Games to watch 2014's *Wolfcop*.

S2E15 - Christmas Evil: Gonna Rip This Guy A New Kringle

Bob Green — Wed, 19 Dec 2018 20:02:55 +0000

Bob and RC picked their Christmas movies already, this week it's Andy's turn. It's *Christmas Evil*, which John Waters calls the best Christmas movie ever. And it's...not what we were expecting.

S2E14 - Rare Exports: The Long Wrong Dong Gong of My Ancestors

Bob Green — Wed, 12 Dec 2018 17:00:33 +0000

Christmas comes early—and often! Bob, RC, and Andy discuss *Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale*.

S2E13 - Gremlins: There's No Butt-stuff in Norman Rockwell's America

Bob Green — Wed, 05 Dec 2018 23:49:06 +0000

Bob, RC, and Andy kick off Holidays 2018 the right way, with 1984's *Gremlins*.

S2E12 - The Shining: 5 Pounds of Fruit Cocktail Does Not a Dinner Make

Bob Green — Wed, 28 Nov 2018 17:00:33 +0000

In which our heroes learn that all work and no play makes Andy screw up the audio. Sorry about that. It's Stanley Kubrick's *The Shining*, now streaming on Netflix. Bob, RC, and Andy watched it.

S2E11 - NFF Interviews: People Who Flee Screaming From People Are the Luckiest People on Earth

Bob Green — Wed, 21 Nov 2018 17:00:29 +0000

Andy finally puts up interviews from Nightmares Film Festival! Featured: Tony Wash and Ben Lewandowski, directors of *Skeletons in the Closet*; Michelle Innantuono, writer/director of *Livescream*; Stacey Palmer, producer of *Haven's End*, and a dick-centric chat with Waylon Jordan of iHorror.com.

S2E10 - Dont Look Up: Not So Much Murdering a Child as Creating a Very Adorable Ghost

Bob Green — Wed, 14 Nov 2018 17:00:37 +0000

Bob, RC, and Andy accidentally check out *Don't Look Up*, Hideo Nakata's 1996 feature film debut. Y'know, from way back before everyone got into his *Ring*.

S2E09 - ParaNorman: Shampoo-kkake

Bob Green — Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:00:52 +0000

Okay so the movie's suitable for kids, but the episode is not. Bob, RC, and Andy watched Laika Studios' *ParaNorman*, but still somehow end up talking about dicks.

Bonus: Smiley's (NFF 2018)

Bob Green — Thu, 01 Nov 2018 22:09:14 +0000

Bob catches up with producer Paul Symons and writer/director Mike James at Nightmares Film Festival to talk about their award-winning short film *Smiley's*, diversity in horror, and the proper taxonomy of carbonated beverages.

S2E08 - Mandy: Jeremiah Sand Has a Righteous Gland

Bob Green — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 17:43:48 +0000

Bob, RC, and Andy quench their thirst with Mike James' effervescent short *Smiley's*, then it's a long strange trip to California for *Mandy*, Panos Cosmatos' cult revenge mindfuck. HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S DICK IN THIS MOVIE!

NFF 2018: The Final Chapter

Bob Green — Thu, 25 Oct 2018 05:58:35 +0000

Bob, Andy, and RC share overall impressions of our weekend at Nightmares Film Festival before crawling off to sleep for like three days.

S2E06 - The Veil: Freeballin' For Jesus!

Bob Green — Wed, 24 Oct 2018 16:00:43 +0000

After a string of poor film choices Bob, RC, and Andy deprogram with Phil Joanou's 2016 psycho cult offering *The Veil*, now streaming on Netflix.

NFF 2018: Day 2 Wrapup

Bob Green — Sat, 20 Oct 2018 16:33:44 +0000

Bob, Andy, and RC are wrapping up Day Two. And also we talk with Chuck McCue and Jules Vincent, writers and producers of *Alive.*, a very good film that broke us into little tiny pieces.

NFF 2018: Day 1 Wrapup

Bob Green — Fri, 19 Oct 2018 17:02:32 +0000

From the Nightmares Film Festival 2018. Bob and Andy talk about what the 4k restoration of *Maniac*, retro anthology *Skeletons in the Closet*, and a few of this year's Horror Comedy Shorts.

S2E05 - The Covenant: Practical Waxing

Bob Green — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 16:00:30 +0000

Despair sets in as Bob, RC, and Andy talk about *The Covenant*, Renny Harlin's dark fantasy celebration of witchcraft, hair removal, and white male privilege.

S2E04 - The Conjuring: The Dr. Oz of Horror

Bob Green — Wed, 03 Oct 2018 04:00:51 +0000

Bob, RC, and Andy watch *The Conjuring*, then spend the whole episode wishing they were talking about literally anything other than *The Conjuring*.

S2E03 - Terrifier: Yoda Linda Valley

Bob Green — Wed, 26 Sep 2018 00:15:30 +0000

Puddles Pity Party this ain't. Bob, RC, and Andy tackle Damien Leone's retro-slasher killer clown romp *Terrifier*, now streaming on Netflix.

S2E02 - Get Out: White Guilt Smells Like Pumpkin Spice

Bob Green — Wed, 19 Sep 2018 16:00:20 +0000

Bob, RC, and Andy are joined by Wolfgang from Twitch.tv's Howling Good Games (https://www.twitch.tv/HowlingGoodGames) to discuss Jordan Peele's directorial debut, *Get Out*.

S2E1 - Green Room: Rock Hard For Big Justin

Bob Green — Wed, 12 Sep 2018 16:00:42 +0000

Holy shit we're back! Bob, Andy, and RC discover how confused it is humanly possible for a boner to be. It's *Green Room*, Jeremy Saulnier's brutal punks-versus-skins sweatfest.

43 - Deep Blue Sea: Cunnilingus Ride at Kings Island

Bob Green — Wed, 27 Jun 2018 16:00:51 +0000

This week Bob, Alex, and Andy discuss Renny Harlin's *Deep Blue Sea*, now streaming on Netflix.

42 - It Follows: I've Got a Golden Thicket

Bob Green — Wed, 20 Jun 2018 16:00:04 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy unpack 2015's *It Follows* and realize too late that they should've read their Marcus Aurelius.

41 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Seriously, She Really Looks Like Meryl Streep

Bob Green — Wed, 13 Jun 2018 16:00:12 +0000

In honor of Pride month Bob, Alex, Andy, and guest co-host Sara take a stab at the gayest horror movie ever: *A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge*!

40 - The Ruins: Useless in Yucatan

Bob Green — Wed, 06 Jun 2018 16:00:55 +0000

It's mean and green, and it is bad! Bob, Alex, and Andy settle in for 2008's *The Ruins*.

39 - He Never Died: Balls! based on the novel by Sapphire

Bob Green — Wed, 30 May 2018 16:00:01 +0000

Flesh eating! Blood drinking! Playing multiple bingo cards at the same time! Bob, Alex, and Andy get barefoot and sweaty for *He Never Died*, starring Henry Rollins.

38 - VHS: Professor Albus Mumblecore

Bob Green — Wed, 23 May 2018 16:00:20 +0000

Scandal strikes as Bob, Alex, and Andy reveal that they're not kind and never rewind. It's 2012's anthology V/H/S!

37 - The Company of Wolves: Pants, Magic Pants!

Bob Green — Mon, 14 May 2018 04:05:27 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy don their good fishnets and combat boots to tackle Neil Jordan's *The Company of Wolves*. GAWD MOM I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN IM LISTENING TO MY SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES RECORDS!

36 - The Descent: Tunnelingus

Bob Green — Mon, 07 May 2018 17:45:04 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy delve into *The Descent*, a movie about six women who plunge into a deep dark hole and wriggle through tight spaces. I'm sure the jokes will be completely tasteful.

35 - Cube: Six-Sided Dead

Bob Green — Mon, 30 Apr 2018 04:05:48 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy have been locked in a room and can't get out until they record a podcast...it's *Cube*, Vicenzo Natali's 1997 puzzler.

34 - Urban Legend: Stuck in the Meta With You

Bob Green — Mon, 23 Apr 2018 04:05:39 +0000

Noxeema Girl's to the left of us, Joker's to the right, here we are! Prodigal Bob rejoins the fold just in time for 1998's *Urban Legend*.

33 - Baskin: Baba's Meat & Greet

Bob Green — Mon, 16 Apr 2018 04:05:46 +0000

With Bob still abroad for the week, special guest-host Brooke returns for round 2! This time it's Turkish director Can Evrenol's hellish 2015 debut, *Baskin*. Note: There is no ice cream anywhere in this movie.

32 - House: Panties, Panties, Panties!

Bob Green — Mon, 09 Apr 2018 04:05:28 +0000

A hungry piano, a dancing plastic skeleton, and B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Special guest Brooke takes time out from hosting the Streaming Unicorn Podcast to join Alex and Andy for Nobuhiko Obayashi's *House*.

31 - Family Possessions: Transfixication for Zoboomafoo

Bob Green — Mon, 02 Apr 2018 04:05:32 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy take a walkthrough tour of *Family Possessions*, taking note of the spooky rocking horse. And the spooky book. And the spooky puppet head on a stick. And the spooky dad. Ugh...that dad.

30 - Piranha 3D: Problematic Boobies

Bob Green — Mon, 26 Mar 2018 04:05:08 +0000

Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun! Bob, Alex, and Andy hit the sands for *Piranha 3D*, Alexandre Aja's titty-centric remake of the shlock classic.

29 - Dog Soldiers: The Elephant is a Werewolf and the Werewolf is Gay

Bob Green — Mon, 19 Mar 2018 04:05:29 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy roll up their newspapers to tackle 2002's *Dog Soldiers*, director Neil Marshall's attempt at combining British accents and machismo.

28 - Tremors: Penetration, Nevada

Bob Green — Mon, 12 Mar 2018 04:05:52 +0000

What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's *Tremors*, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin Bacon. Bob, Alex, and Andy watched it.

27 - The Transfiguration: Donate Now at the Pooping Back and Forth Level

Bob Green — Mon, 05 Mar 2018 05:05:17 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy host the first annual Candy Coated Razor Blades Spring Fund Drive! And they watched *The Transfiguration*, probably talk about that some as well.

26 - The Neon Demon: Baloney's Bottom Bitch

Bob Green — Mon, 26 Feb 2018 05:05:24 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy bring forth the glitter and beat that face, dahling. It's 2016's *The Neon Demon*, Nicolas Winding Refn's meditation on high fashion, beauty, and why you never trust anyone who just orders the fruit cup.

25 - Rob Zombie's 31: That's About 28 Too Many

Bob Green — Mon, 19 Feb 2018 05:05:52 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy gather round the smoldering remains of Rob Zombie's movie career for a look at *31*. Seriously, this movie is bad. I don't even have anything funny to go here. No really, stop reading now.

24 - Mayhem: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Lawyer

Bob Green — Mon, 12 Feb 2018 05:05:50 +0000

MEG!!! COFFEE!!! This week Bob, Alex, and Andy won't stop until they reach the top! Or at the very least the 60/40 versatile. The struggle is real. Anyway, movie. *Mayhem*, the recent Shudder exclusive directed by Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2) and starring Stephen Yeun (The Walking Dead) and Samara Weaving (The Babysitter).

23 - High Tension: Ignore the Man Behind the Meat Curtains

Bob Green — Mon, 05 Feb 2018 05:05:12 +0000

Power tools, surprise twists, and lesbians a-plenty! Bob, Alex, and Andy take a trip out to the countryside to relax with Alexandre Aja's New French Extremist classic, *High Tension*. It's *very* French...

22 - The Stuff: Ambidextrous Pudding Hole

Bob Green — Mon, 29 Jan 2018 18:51:12 +0000

Things get gooey as Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined once again by RC Ackerman for a look at Larry Cohen's 1985 consumer-culture satire 'The Stuff'.

21 - The Witch: Second Star to the Right, Straight on Till Credits

Bob Green — Tue, 23 Jan 2018 04:11:54 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy get wood when guest host RC Ackerman stops by for a look at Anthony Melton and Ben Franklin's short film *The Birch*, then purify themselves before tackling *The Witch*, Robert Eggers' 2016 debut.

20 - mother!: It's Like DLC For the Bible

Bob Green — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 09:39:42 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy drop in unannounced for an extended visit with Darren Aronofsky's *mother!*, and find themselves contractually obligated to discuss the trailer for Dimension's *Hellraiser: Judgement*.

19 - New Year's Evil: Tops and Bottoms

Bob Green — Tue, 02 Jan 2018 03:57:59 +0000

2017 comes to an end and Bob, Alex, and Andy finish with a bang (or at least some moist smushing noises). It's our year-end tops and bottoms, and a look back at 1980's *New Years Evil*. Go, Pinky!

18 - Better Watch Out: Have Yourself a Pervy Little Christmas

Bob Green — Mon, 25 Dec 2017 23:32:49 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy take a break from stuffing crescent rolls into their faces to discuss sexual strategy, TV/dick viewing habits, and get distracted by Podcat! Oh, and there's a movie somewhere in there too. It's Shudder exclusive Better Watch Out.

17 - Red Christmas & Jack Frost: Antifreeze in the Oatmeal

Bob Green — Mon, 18 Dec 2017 05:17:38 +0000

Hellish holiday horrors abound! Christmas comes early when Bob, Alex, and Andy unwrap 1997's Jack Frost, and get in some awkward family time with this year's Dee Wallace vehicle Red Christmas.

16 - All About Evil & Popcorn: A Moment of Silence for Birdwoman

Bob Green — Mon, 11 Dec 2017 06:35:08 +0000

It's a double feature! Two movies about going to the movies! Bob, Alex, and Andy look at Peaches Christ's campy splatter classic 'All About Evil', then go to the lobby to get themselves a treat...specifically, 1991's meta-slasher 'Popcorn'.

15 - Found Footage 3D: The Glass Bottom Ballsack

Bob Green — Mon, 04 Dec 2017 05:00:36 +0000

It's all about invading your personal space this week! Bob, Alex, and Andy discuss Shudder exclusive 'Found Footage 3D' (get it? Cause, like, stuff flying at you?), and get their voyeurism kicks with 'He Took His Skin Off For Me'.

14 - Gerald's Game: Big Trouble in Little Closet

Bob Green — Mon, 27 Nov 2017 05:00:10 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy get hammered and sprout wood for "John the Carpenter", then settle in and get comfortable for Netflix's "Gerald's Game".

13 - Colossal: The Pumpkins Have Tasted Blood Now

Bob Green — Mon, 20 Nov 2017 07:25:18 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined by horror author Sarah Hans for a big-picture look at Nacho Vigalondo's strangely personal giant monster movie _Colossal_ , and pick at the trailer for Dwayne Johnson's upcoming strangely impersonal giant monster movie _Rampage_.

12 - Sleepaway Camp: Moist Underpants Comeuppance

Bob Green — Mon, 13 Nov 2017 20:58:53 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined once again by guest-host Brooke for a critical look at the many OSHA violations on display in the 1983 slasher classic 'Sleepaway Camp'. And we do mean camp.

11 - Event Horizon: Cowboy Curtis Goes to Spaaaaaace

Bob Green — Tue, 07 Nov 2017 04:51:16 +0000

Bob, Alex, Andy, and special guest host Dave Voderberg get some old time religion from Jason Tostevin's horror comedy short 'Born Again', then settle into a parking orbit around 1997's 'Event Horizon', Paul W.S. Anderson's ode to do-it-yourself opthamology.

10 - The Babysitter: Chekhov's Douchy Camaro

Bob Green — Mon, 30 Oct 2017 20:16:28 +0000

It's our extra big, long, thick, veiny Halloween episode! Bob, Alex, and Andy set their sights on the trailer for Helen Mirren vehicle "Winchester", then stay up past their bedtime for a peek in on Netflix and McG's "The Babysitter".

09 - Idle Hands: Long Bong Silver

Bob Green — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 17:06:03 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy ponder what the hell's wrong with kids these days in the first trailer for The New Mutants, then turn back the clock to 1999 to ponder what the hell was wrong with kids back then in Idle Hands.

08 - The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein: It's a Canoe of Hair, Charlie Brown!

Bob Green — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:05:05 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy ponder important topics: genetics, life and death, the dangers of science run amok in our modern society...just kidding, we watched Jess Franco's 'The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein'. HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S DICK IN THIS MOVIE!

07 - The Silence of the Lambs: I'd Moisturize Me So Hard

Bob Green — Mon, 09 Oct 2017 18:13:44 +0000

Nostalgia! Cannibalism! Questionable fashion choices! Bob, Alex, Andy, and special guest Brooke dig into Jonathan Demme's 'The Silence of the Lambs'.

06 - Kuso & Night of Something Strange: Pandora's Fartbox

Bob Green — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 05:10:16 +0000

It's a double feature! Shit gets real this week as Bob, Andy, and Alex forego the shorts and dive headfirst into Flying Lotus' transgressive debut "Kuso", then freshen up and hit the town for a "Night of Something Strange" __ , Jonathan Straiton's ode to teenage lust, STD zombies, and peanuts.

05 - The Void: Tit Darts in Triangletown

Bob Green — Mon, 25 Sep 2017 17:34:20 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy make a grand staircase entrance with the trailer for the upcoming "Housewife", ponder the use of negative space in __"The Void __", and totally calmly discuss the controversy surrounding "Jeepers Creepers 3".

04 - Death Note: Jumpscare Applesnatch!

Bob Green — Mon, 18 Sep 2017 16:00:19 +0000

Bob, Alex, and Andy unwrap the trailer for _Red Christmas_ , then see red over Adam Wingard's adaptation of _Death Note_ for Netflix. That's right, Adam Wingard. You pretty much already know how this ends.

03 - It: Hey, Kid! Wanna B'loon?

Bob Green — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 18:02:59 +0000

Bob, Andy, and Alex ponder the nature of beauty in the new Insidious 4 trailer, get their minds in the gutter for the Lovecraftian horrors of IT, and then Bob goes camping. Because that always works out great for everybody.

02 - Raw: A Kinder Gentler Cannibal Movie

Bob Green — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 14:42:07 +0000

Bob, Andy, and Alex pay their respects to a legend (or as much respect as they can muster), jump ahead of the Curve, and then Raw dog it for a bit and find out why helicopter parenting is super obnoxious.

01 - Kong Skull Island: Dong, Dull Island

Bob Green — Sun, 27 Aug 2017 20:17:31 +0000

Killer clowns, giant monkeys and man-eating plants! All this and a healthy amount of words your mom told you never to say in the premier episode of Candy-Coated Razor Blades: The Podcast. Join Bob Green (author of the blog "Candy-Coated Razor Blades" and "Tropefest: Attack of the Killer Cliches"), and co-hosts Alex Almeida and Andy McFerrin (authors of nothing but Andy reads books for money so that's all right) watch horror movies so YOU DON'T HAVE TO!