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                    <![CDATA[9 Broken Zebra Figurine]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>We're back after a long hiatus while Nicole was on assignment in Vermont, checking out every possible thrift store. This might not be an exaggeration--it's a small state, and she went to a lot of stores. Sometimes more than once! And she seriously won't quit on this vacuum cleaner thing. Listen as she gets upset at Alden for not being excited enough about her Vermont purchases!</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[We're back after a long hiatus while Nicole was on assignment in Vermont, checking out every possible thrift store. This might not be an exaggeration--it's a small state, and she went to a lot of stores. Sometimes more than once! And she seriously won't quit on this vacuum cleaner thing. Listen as she gets upset at Alden for not being excited enough about her Vermont purchases!]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>We're back after a long hiatus while Nicole was on assignment in Vermont, checking out every possible thrift store. This might not be an exaggeration--it's a small state, and she went to a lot of stores. Sometimes more than once! And she seriously won't quit on this vacuum cleaner thing. Listen as she gets upset at Alden for not being excited enough about her Vermont purchases!</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[We're back after a long hiatus while Nicole was on assignment in Vermont, checking out every possible thrift store. This might not be an exaggeration--it's a small state, and she went to a lot of stores. Sometimes more than once! And she seriously won't quit on this vacuum cleaner thing. Listen as she gets upset at Alden for not being excited enough about her Vermont purchases!]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:34:30</itunes:duration>
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                    <![CDATA[8 Mission Creep]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Did we even talk about a thriftstore find today? Can't remember. This episode is mostly about Nicole admitting to saying certain words incorrectly and using the phrase "mission creep" with absolutely no understanding of what it might mean. </p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Did we even talk about a thriftstore find today? Can't remember. This episode is mostly about Nicole admitting to saying certain words incorrectly and using the phrase "mission creep" with absolutely no understanding of what it might mean. ]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Did we even talk about a thriftstore find today? Can't remember. This episode is mostly about Nicole admitting to saying certain words incorrectly and using the phrase "mission creep" with absolutely no understanding of what it might mean. </p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Did we even talk about a thriftstore find today? Can't remember. This episode is mostly about Nicole admitting to saying certain words incorrectly and using the phrase "mission creep" with absolutely no understanding of what it might mean. ]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:46:50</itunes:duration>
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                    <![CDATA[7 - electrolux silverado]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Nicole didn't steal this or switch price tags or anything! Enjoy this story about the most expensive vacuum cleaner you've ever heard of: the Electrolux Silverado! It's the Cadillac of vacuum cleaners. </p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Nicole didn't steal this or switch price tags or anything! Enjoy this story about the most expensive vacuum cleaner you've ever heard of: the Electrolux Silverado! It's the Cadillac of vacuum cleaners. ]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Nicole didn't steal this or switch price tags or anything! Enjoy this story about the most expensive vacuum cleaner you've ever heard of: the Electrolux Silverado! It's the Cadillac of vacuum cleaners. </p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Nicole didn't steal this or switch price tags or anything! Enjoy this story about the most expensive vacuum cleaner you've ever heard of: the Electrolux Silverado! It's the Cadillac of vacuum cleaners. ]]>
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                    <![CDATA[6 Gus Gus]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Nicole is once more committing thrift-crimes and blaming them on the exploited working class. Alden discusses his addiction to unwrapping packs of trading cards. Which of Nicole's thefts is worse? Let us know!</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Nicole is once more committing thrift-crimes and blaming them on the exploited working class. Alden discusses his addiction to unwrapping packs of trading cards. Which of Nicole's thefts is worse? Let us know!]]>
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                    <![CDATA[6 Gus Gus]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Nicole is once more committing thrift-crimes and blaming them on the exploited working class. Alden discusses his addiction to unwrapping packs of trading cards. Which of Nicole's thefts is worse? Let us know!</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Nicole is once more committing thrift-crimes and blaming them on the exploited working class. Alden discusses his addiction to unwrapping packs of trading cards. Which of Nicole's thefts is worse? Let us know!]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:41:52</itunes:duration>
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                    <![CDATA[5 the free coffee table]]>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2021 19:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Nicole gets a bonus coffee table and introduces Alden to yet more of her famous thrift grifts. Also, Nicole is still upset about a cat lamp she didn't buy, even though Alden bought her an identical cat lamp to the one she didn't buy. Folks, he can't win!</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Nicole gets a bonus coffee table and introduces Alden to yet more of her famous thrift grifts. Also, Nicole is still upset about a cat lamp she didn't buy, even though Alden bought her an identical cat lamp to the one she didn't buy. Folks, he can't win!]]>
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                    <![CDATA[5 the free coffee table]]>
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                    <![CDATA[4 Gift Purgatory]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Nicole struggles valiantly to liberate an item from an estate sale and then immediately tucks it away in a drawer but she swears it's great and she loves it and it was worth all the trouble and inconvenience. </p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Nicole struggles valiantly to liberate an item from an estate sale and then immediately tucks it away in a drawer but she swears it's great and she loves it and it was worth all the trouble and inconvenience. ]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Nicole struggles valiantly to liberate an item from an estate sale and then immediately tucks it away in a drawer but she swears it's great and she loves it and it was worth all the trouble and inconvenience. </p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Nicole struggles valiantly to liberate an item from an estate sale and then immediately tucks it away in a drawer but she swears it's great and she loves it and it was worth all the trouble and inconvenience. ]]>
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                    <![CDATA[3 - Didn't Exactly Thrift It]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>This <em>was </em>a show about Nicole's thrifting adventures, but she's slowly turning it into a show about her (small! tiny!) criminal past. We're slowly easing our way into true crime territory, folks! Stick around!</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[This was a show about Nicole's thrifting adventures, but she's slowly turning it into a show about her (small! tiny!) criminal past. We're slowly easing our way into true crime territory, folks! Stick around!]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>This <em>was </em>a show about Nicole's thrifting adventures, but she's slowly turning it into a show about her (small! tiny!) criminal past. We're slowly easing our way into true crime territory, folks! Stick around!</p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[This was a show about Nicole's thrifting adventures, but she's slowly turning it into a show about her (small! tiny!) criminal past. We're slowly easing our way into true crime territory, folks! Stick around!]]>
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                    <![CDATA[2-Bad Dansko Energy]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>Nicole talks second-hand shoe shopping, shoe parties, and running from Roman transit police. </p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[2-Bad Dansko Energy]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>Nicole talks second-hand shoe shopping, shoe parties, and running from Roman transit police. </p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[Nicole talks second-hand shoe shopping, shoe parties, and running from Roman transit police. ]]>
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                                                                            <itunes:duration>00:30:45</itunes:duration>
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                    <![CDATA[1 - More Than Kissing]]>
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                                            <![CDATA[<p>In our first-ever episode, Nicole goes blue right out of the gate and tells us all about a classic thriftstore find: the bunny orgy mug! </p>]]>
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                    <![CDATA[In our first-ever episode, Nicole goes blue right out of the gate and tells us all about a classic thriftstore find: the bunny orgy mug! ]]>
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                    <![CDATA[1 - More Than Kissing]]>
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                    <![CDATA[<p>In our first-ever episode, Nicole goes blue right out of the gate and tells us all about a classic thriftstore find: the bunny orgy mug! </p>]]>
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