Perturbed

# 17 - LOVE

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Thu, 28 Mar 2024 05:34:00 +0000

Love is in the air on tonight's episode of Perturbed. This week, Holly and Michael interview Rachel Goldsmith and discuss past love. And for this mentally ill trio, love comes with fun conversations of narcissism, mental abuse, and calls from a jail in Alabama.

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

#15 - POETRY

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Wed, 21 Feb 2024 21:52:00 +0000

A poem by the Perturbed

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

#14 - SMALL TALK

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Wed, 14 Feb 2024 05:00:00 +0000

Join us for a date with special guest Kira Ecay.

How are you?
Wonderful weather we’re having.
Do me a small favor and list everything that makes you, you.

We’re making small talk today here in Apartment 1R.
The vibe is stale libraries and dusty carpets.
Next time a coworker asks, “How are you?” tell them you’re perturbed and come on down to Apt 1R and let it all hang out for the premiere of Season 3.

Season 3 - TRAILER

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Fri, 02 Feb 2024 23:15:00 +0000

Michael and Holly are back for season 3!

Join us on February 14th for the Season Premiere of *PERTURBED*

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

#13 - THE HOLIDAYS

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Sun, 17 Dec 2023 04:35:00 +0000

Do you hear jingle bells? Look in the sky! Something is coming our way this holiday season. Is it Santa Clause? No. It's an inescapable sense of despair. That's right. Holly and Michael celebrate the holidays on this season finale. Grab a hot chocolate and enough alcohol to sedate a small animal and complain about everything holiday-related with this sometimes funny, and always unhappy duo of roommates. And as always, find out what perturbs them. We talk Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and more. It's the most miserable time of the year. Happy Holidays. Love you, mean it.

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

#12 - KINKY

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Wed, 08 Nov 2023 01:32:00 +0000

On this week's episode, Holly and Michael discuss kink. Whether you are as vanilla as a soft serve ice cream cone, or . . . you enjoy the art of anal prolapse . . . Apartment 1R is for you! Join us as we contemplate the nuisances of life. Cum dump your hatred into this safe haven for the mentally exhausted.

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

#11 - DRUNK WHO HUNT

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Tue, 31 Oct 2023 03:23:00 +0000

Halloween is here! You know what that means, cat costumes, cat calling and bar hopping. Get the candy corn and join your favorite bitter bitches Holly and Michael for story time. Are you tired of spending halloween waiting on line? Are you tired of cover fees and expensive drinks? Then Apt 1R is right for you. Side effects may include, but are not limited to, nauseau, swelling, and a complete lack of patience. Ask your local drug dealer if Apt 1R is right for you!

And as always find out what perturbs the team this week!

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

# 10 - WITCHES AND WICCANS

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Sat, 21 Oct 2023 00:28:00 +0000

Michael and Holly are back to stir up another pot of brew. This week's ingredients include bitterness, envy, and virgin blood.

You heard it here, Apt 1r is officially on a witch hunt. So grab those broom sticks and stir those cauldrons full of pippin hot tea, because nobody’s safe. Whether you’re a jewish coated green disney witch, or a wiccan with micro bangs in Williamsburg, the moon is full and we can see you through the fog machine smoke.

And as always, what's perturbing Apt 1R this week?

Check out @Philliptseplaev on tik tok

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

#9 - "WAIT... WHATS YOUR SIGN?"

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Tue, 10 Oct 2023 03:45:00 +0000

For this weeks episode, grab a crisp glass of pino grigio and explore the cosmos with Holly, Michael, and Phillip. Get out of the microwave and delve into the mind as we answer the astrological question...WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?

Is your caprisun in waxing gibus. Shake the moon dust off your boots and come on down to apt 1r where we discuss the most titillating question in the universe .... Whats your big 3?

Ours is:

THE EXIT SIGN. THE STOP SIGN. and THE NEON SIGN HANGING IN A TRENDY CAFE IN WILLIAMSBURG THAT SAYS GOOD VIBES.

And as always, what's perturbing Apt 1R this week?

Check out @Philliptseplaev on tik tok

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

Episode 1 - CONSPIRACY THEORISTS

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Mon, 02 Oct 2023 08:05:00 +0000

Michael and Holly are back for season 2. Join us for the premiere where the duo discusses Conspiracy theorists. Hold onto your seat flat earthers, the reptilians are among us and so are people who drink iced coffee in snowstorms.

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

Episode 7 - SEASON FINALE

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Mon, 28 Aug 2023 16:05:00 +0000

In this way past due episode, Michael and Holly conclude the first season of Apt 1R with a concoction of reflections, complaints, personal feelings and much more. Get to know them a little better in this hour long extra special season finale episode.

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

Episode 6 - ALPHA MALES

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Mon, 17 Jul 2023 04:00:00 +0000

Holly and Michael ponder the Taylor Swift phenomenon; Analyze the concept of the Alpha Male and explore its possible counterpart, the Alpha Female; and respond to some of the things that perturb Apt 1R listeners such as Hate and Anger, Urgent Messages, and Pick Me Girls.

Episode 5 - PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Thu, 29 Jun 2023 22:33:00 +0000

Michael and Holly complain about the woes of pedestrian traffic. Discussions include rude behavior found amongst peers; Walkers who text; Stopping abrubtly in the flow of traffic; Lines at the store; Bikers on the sidewalk; Subway filth; and the hardship of the daily commute

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

Episode 4 - PTA MOMS

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Mon, 12 Jun 2023 04:44:00 +0000

On this weeks episode, Holly and Michael sit down over a glass of pure Bacardi (in Michael's case a few glasses) to discuss their fears of children, parents, and teachers. Michael and Holly reminisce and revisit their youth and their utter distaste for PTA moms.

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

Episode 3 - INTRODUCING HUMZA

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Tue, 30 May 2023 19:33:00 +0000

This week, long time friend and frequent visitor of Apt 1R, Humza Chaudhry, joins Holly and Michael to chat, laugh, argue, and reminisce. Topics include wine, Ai, drag, phlegm in the bathroom sink, and more!

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

Episode 2 - MONEY DOES BUY HAPPINESS

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Thu, 11 May 2023 19:05:00 +0000

*This one's got some audio issues . . . Im sorrrrrry*

Holly and Michael introduce themselves a little and discuss topics such as reproduction and money.

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS

Edited by Holly Goldsmith

Episode 1 - EMPATHS

Holly Goldsmith & Michael Crowe — Sat, 29 Apr 2023 22:00:00 +0000

Holly and Michael introduce themselves for their first podcast episode and follow up with brief rants about things that people do - including self identifying as an "empath."

Music:

Kalinka: By Muza Production

La Campanella: Composer: Franz Liszt Composition: La Campanella COPYRIGHT FREE RECORDS