7th Circle of Film

7th Circle of Film: Return to Oz

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 01 Dec 2025 22:27:05 +0000

Back when Disney had balls and hated children. I am just as suprised as you that it took me this long to tackle this one.

7th Circle of Film: Venom

Keiran Simmons — Fri, 31 Oct 2025 11:11:15 +0000

A film much less than the sum of it's parts with Klaus Kinsky and Oliver Reed ready to kill each other on a moments notice. Oh there's a black mamba thrown in there for good measure to boot.

7th Circle of Film: Resident Evil Infinite Darkness

Keiran Simmons — Thu, 20 Jun 2024 14:53:28 +0000

An hour of Trump impressions, unsolicited therapy and occasionally some discussion about the short lived Resident Evil Netflix series. No, not that one, the one no-one remembers, no, the other one.

7th Circle of Film: The Dentist

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 04 Jun 2024 22:16:12 +0000

The Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time of horror films. I refuse to elaborate. Review covers the Dentist and Dentist 2: Brace Yourself.

7th Circle of Film: RE: Welcome to Racoon City

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 20 May 2024 22:08:49 +0000

Releasing on time? Can only mean one thing. Indepth review of the failed Resident Evil auteur project from a guy who hadn't played a single game. What a shock. Stef says something nice about the Alice films. Actually what a shock.

7th Circle of Film: Resident Evil Death Island

Keiran Simmons — Thu, 09 May 2024 14:35:52 +0000

It's back, somehow we're only now halfway there. Resident Evil will never end.

7th Circle of Film: All Eyes

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 00:33:49 +0000

Professionals giving us interviews? Who'd have thought? Myself, Darian and Director/writer Todd Greenlee go over All Eyes (2022). A film very much worth watching so, why, are you listening to this?

Late Night With The Devil - Spoiler Free

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 18 Mar 2024 21:27:33 +0000

A very brief spoiler free review of the upcoming film Late Night with the Devil, I'll be going full spoilers a while after it's out. It's great, go watch it.

As always you can reach me at the email - 7thcircleoffilm@gmail.com

7th Circle of Film: The Devil Girl From Mars

Keiran Simmons — Fri, 15 Mar 2024 15:50:15 +0000

So I'll be straight, this one wasn't fun to watch or remember, a lot of this is complaining about Wagamamas and Dad's Army, the films awful don't watch it.

7th Circle of Film: Pontypool

Keiran Simmons — Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:52:06 +0000

MolwI' 'ej naD Tu'lu'chugh.

Pontypool, radioplay and film, review with a geniune Canadian, continue at your peril.

El Santo w/ Special Guest Dr David Wilt

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 28 Nov 2023 18:27:06 +0000

Who called for an indepth look on Luchador Horror with El Santo? No one? Well too bad. This episode I interview Dr David Wilt on Mexican horror cinema and the bizzare career of the Silver Mask El Santo, a more prolific monster hunter there was not. Dr Wilt happens to do introductions on the 8-disk El Santo box-set funded by Robert Rodriguez, well worth checking out.

Below I've placed links to Dr Wilts website and Twitter (X?) along with a BFI article on where to start with Mexican Macabre cinema. I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did.

Website to find more info on all things Santo:

https://davewiltfilms.net/

Twitter (please feel free to bother him, he loves it):

https://twitter.com/dwilt55?lang=en

Where to Start with Mexican Horror:

https://www.bfi.org.uk/features/where-begin-with-mexican-macabre-cinema

7th Circle of Film: Blade

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 12 Sep 2023 12:03:28 +0000

A Review and overview of the 90s drenched Blade films with some remarks on Polish Sabre fighting and the Blood Hurricane incident thrown in for good measure.

Shownotes -

Blade Alternate Ending:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIcYjahmqC4&t=121s&ab_channel=CyberChaosCrew

7th Circle of Film: Day of the Dead

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 31 Jul 2023 02:36:46 +0000

The Finale in a review trilogy of the Living Dead franchise with Stephanie saving by far the best and most underrated till last.

An indepth look into the mindset of each character with a splash of fun gore just in the spirit of the film. Hopefully you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed talking about it.

7th Circle of Film: Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Keiran Simmons — Sun, 25 Jun 2023 10:55:24 +0000

Yeah. Trucks. Part two of a series going over and reviewing the original Dead trilogy put out by George Romero; my personal favourite with loads to cover. Consume away.

7th Circle of Film: Night of the Living Dead

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 06 Jun 2023 16:49:31 +0000

Classic, classic that needs no intro. Keiran and a Steph go over Romero's original Dead trilogy, carved up into three parts because God can we talk.

7th Circle of Film: Hush

Keiran Simmons — Sun, 21 May 2023 13:35:56 +0000

A gimicky slasher based on slashing out a sense? Don't see too many of those around. Keiran and Ronja go through Mike Flanagan's push into the stabby genre and what'd you know, for once it's positive stuff.

7th Circle of Film: Escape New York

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 18 Apr 2023 18:45:02 +0000

Stef dragged back in toe with his unhealthy Van Damme obsession to review two of Carpenter's best, Escape from New York and L.A. Synth, Kurt Russel and a Handglider assault of Disney Land with no Seagal in sight. Perfection

7th Circle of Film: The Cabinet of Dr Caligari

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:26:49 +0000

The 103 Year Anniversary of one of the Best Films Every Made, Don't Wanna Hear anything about Spoilers.

Thai, Keiran and Authentic German Ronja go over a Masterpiece of Cinema that Not Only Kickstarted Tim Burtons Career Later on But Manages to Still be a Wonderful Journey of Expressionism. We're Definitely Qualified for This.

7th Circle of Film: Vampires Truly Do Suck

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 28 Feb 2023 17:36:11 +0000

Turns out there is something worse than Twilight. Who knew? Hosts Thai and Keiran go over four different Twilight Knockoffs with Stef providing some old memory reminiscing in the form of explaining the Twilight films themselves.

Who better than three fully grown men to review stuff aimed at teen girls?

7th Circle of Film: Resident Evil Animated

Keiran Simmons — Wed, 08 Feb 2023 14:17:00 +0000

Back to the Zombie Franchise with our Resident Expert on Evil and Ronja, Minus the Monotone. Reviewing Three Animated Films - Degeneration, Damnation and Vendetta Pumped Out Prior to Games 4,5 and 6 respectively. Some of them are Even Good.

7th Circle of Film: Lo w/Mike

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 20:07:00 +0000

Here we go again playing to the algorithm with a 2009 unknown indie. Shameless. Talking with Mike about love, demons and the lengths we go for the love of demons.

7th Circle of Film: Bloodfart Lake

Keiran Simmons — Wed, 07 Dec 2022 00:26:00 +0000

The worst film we've ever covered. Reference comedy alla 2000s youtubers slotted with live action anal vore. I wish I was joking. Terror at Bloodfart Lake is the final boss in a gauntlet of shitty straight to DVD films standing way too proud. I hope you guys enjoy it more than we did.

7th Circle of Film: Lars Von Trier

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 08 Nov 2022 00:29:00 +0000

The last of Keiran and Thai going over auteur filmaking, finishing off with a man who lives on a military compound. Reviewing Antichrist, Melancholia and the House that Jack Built with a fun Von Trier or Nazi quote quiz throw in for good measure. Not for the faint of heart.

7th Circle of Film: Mad God

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 10 Oct 2022 18:16:00 +0000

Interpreting an entirely visual film centred on nihilism, great idea. Three people with three different perspectives on Mad God discuss the meaning of the misery behind Mad God the great stopmotion showcase by Phill Tipet

7th Circle of Film: August Underground

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 21:26:00 +0000

August Underground, gore porn or misunderstood dada art? Really getting our pretention on for a franchise famous in the underground circuits for death, psychopaths and losers. At least we can agree Vogel has some grizzly effects.

Tell us what you think at 7thcircleoffilm@gmail.com

7th Circle of Film: Alice

Keiran Simmons — Sat, 03 Sep 2022 14:32:00 +0000

One Pill Makes you Larger....

Keiran and Thai going over the bizzare and varied history of Alice in Wonderland adaptations; focusing on the 1988 Czech version but also touching on the Disney, American Mcgee and something so strange it defies explanation. Even for Alice.

Little bit of shameless cross promotion as well - We released our first ever short on Vimeo, 7th Circle of Film - Dead Man Walking feel free to tell us what you think

7th Circle of Film: Peter Jackson

Keiran Simmons — Sat, 27 Aug 2022 17:47:00 +0000

What's better than a man risking everything to fufill his dream of making a film? When that dream involves 300 gallons of blood, that's what.

Keiran and Thai go over early era Peter Jackson all the while questioning and thanking whoever was insane enough to give this kiwi control of Lord of the Rings a decade later.

7th Circle of Film: Hellraiser 1 and 2

Keiran Simmons — Fri, 08 Jul 2022 16:16:00 +0000

Discussions on the philosophy of nihilism, that's why everyone's listening right? We look through the first couple Hellraisers and what made them so compelling from both a film making perspective and as a mirror to some of the more cathartic desires people have. Special guest Mike, friend of myself this time round, getting back to regular hosts and the like next episode.

7th Circle of Film: Resident Evil Part 2

Keiran Simmons — Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:17:00 +0000

The end to a long, mediocre road of films finishing out with a clone filled bang. A review of the last half of Paul W.S Andersons magnum opus franchise with added clones. Did I mention clones?

Special thanks to Ronja who provided a pinpoint impression of Alice, xanex induced and all.

7th Circle of Film: Final Destination

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 24 May 2022 02:40:00 +0000

A hit of classic 2000s nostalgia that probably should've stayed in the early 00s. Going over all five of the Final Destination films with unqualified conversations on predeterminism and perfectly qualified immature jokes thrown in for good measure.

The fifth one's in 3-D you know they have to be good.

Too angry to think of something clever.......

Keiran Simmons — Wed, 11 May 2022 22:00:00 +0000

Ok so we talk about Kevin Smith films here, Tusk and Yoga Hosers. We spend an hour doing our normal talk about Tusk then we descend it the abyss or anger and hate during Yoga Hosers......By far our worst episode for content because we are beyond depressed for having seen this ghastly excuse for a movie.....

7th Circle of Film: Tremors

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 03 May 2022 04:25:00 +0000

A storied and drunk recap of the origins of the one and only legendary Burt Gummer and an exploration of one of the best creature features ever put to film.... and the first two sequels.

Special guest Brandon an American and certified gun nut able to better traverse the wild world of Tremors than at least we are.

Welcome to the VIDEODROME, It'll give you SHIVERS!

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 25 Apr 2022 08:00:00 +0000

So this episode is us babbling about Chronenburg films, Videodrome and Shivers. With a special guest that actually knows what they're talking about. From Blondie to Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Woods being in Scary Movie, Vampires and of course Family Guy. We convince ourselves we're not deviants and are just watching these things for your enjoyment more than our own.

Welcome to Survival of the Dead

Keiran Simmons — Sun, 23 Jan 2022 20:00:00 +0000

This is our commentary on the first 3 Resident Evil films edited by Stefan and I'm still crap at it so I'm sorry it'll get better eventaully. But as is listen to us tear this mastepiece to shreds and mock anyone and everyone in it. I give a few small insights into the games, but we will be playing through the games on our new youtube channel!!!! Search for 7th circle of game and subscribe! And stay tuned for uploads on there.

7th Circle of Film: C.H.U.D

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 04 Jan 2022 19:45:00 +0000

C.H.U.D Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers, Evironmental stuff's all the rage at the minute so why not check on this little forgotten yet great horror themed around just that. And it's unfortunately not forgotten enough "sequel".

7th Circle of Film: Cat People

Keiran Simmons — Wed, 29 Dec 2021 10:12:00 +0000

Cat People! Yes that beloved classic Christmas film everyone knows and loves uploaded a whole 360 days early for Christmas. A bizzare capsule from the 40s that needs to be seen to be beilieved.

7th Circle of Film: Demons

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 14 Dec 2021 16:09:00 +0000

Bypassing Stranger Things and It, we're going back to the source to look at two of the most 80s drenched films of all time from the beautifully insane mind of Dario Argentio cult classics Demons and Demons 2, alongside the humble origins of presumed beloved horror icon Tony the Pimp.

Escape this Episode

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 09 Aug 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This episode we talk about the Escape Room movies, more rant actually. But we discuss whether movies like this should exist and what could be done differently to make it somewhat watchable.

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Episode of the Dead

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 26 Jul 2021 09:30:00 +0000

This episode was edited by Stefan, His mic was disconnected for the whole thing so it picks up his Headset audio, forgive us as we get back into it. We are talking about Army of the Dead and Dawn of the Dead, something abit more recent to catch a couple of trending notices.

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7th Circle of Film: Silent Hill

Keiran Simmons — Wed, 30 Jun 2021 20:50:00 +0000

Video game films. A phrase as ominious and inducing of terror as "I'm going out for ciggerettes" or "let's split up". Can we break that reputation with an adaptation of Keiichiro Toyama's masterpiece? Let's find out.

7th Circle of Film: Joyride

Keiran Simmons — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 17:33:28 +0000

A classic 2000s film with a 90s slasher coat of paint headed by the ever terrifying Ted Levine and flanked by two god-awful straight to DVD releases. We go over the evolution of a franchise no-one should've realistically cared about with fellow podcasters and friends Jess and Trav to see if Joyride is as thrilling as the title implies; whilst also going over cultural differences ranging from the concrete horror that is the M6 to the hygiene rating of a Little Chef.

7th Circle of Film: The Mummy

Keiran Simmons — Sat, 20 Feb 2021 14:17:48 +0000

A trip through time looking at how a famous franchise with a classic monster has changed over eighty years. How do the modern duo stack up against the giants of Universal and Hammer House? Find out.

7th Circle of Film: Wishmaster

Keiran Simmons — Tue, 26 Jan 2021 12:54:53 +0000

Which idiots wished for Wishmaster sequels? We go over the great original and straight to Tv-sequels of this largely overlooked series filled with fun campy horror, terror and... a love story. I'm not joking.

7th Circle of Film: Dead Snow

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 11 Jan 2021 18:31:57 +0000

Because Nazi Zombies don't have enough coverage in mainstream culture we go over the big ones in film straight from the country of Norway. Citizen Kane of Nazi Zombie media or more of a Stalingrad slog? Find out.

7th Circle of Film: The Hills Have Eyes

Keiran Simmons — Thu, 17 Dec 2020 00:52:16 +0000

Diving into a classic we see if Craven's creation lives up to modern standards alongside the Aja remake. The hills have eyes but are they watching anything entertaining?

7th Circle of Film: Hostel

Keiran Simmons — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 17:48:14 +0000

Tune in as Keiran and Stephan jump into a notorious black sheep of the gore porn genre and find out whether they really live up to their grizzly reputation.