We complete the Here Comes Tomorrow collection as Muppet Historian and Podcaster Becca Petunia (@tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social, herecomestomorrow.net, toughpigs.com) breaks it down Felt style on the Kayfabe of Sesame Street.

Discussions here in:
-If you meet a muppet and address the puppeteer you are the weird one
-Kermit’s Drag Queen Past
-Is Muppet’s from Space ACTUALLY bad or will Ella be forever vindicated okay?

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

Bugs-o-vision: https://scryfall.com/

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm 

Chapters

• (00:00:01) - Cold open: magic cards and silly names
• (00:02:48) - Show intro and welcoming Becca Petunia
• (00:04:15) - Introducing Becca and Tough Pigs
• (00:07:01) - Muppets and wrestling: framing the three directions
• (00:08:53) - Muppets as the original kayfabe
• (00:10:57) - Meeting the Muppets in real life and Tango the dog
• (00:15:13) - Frank Oz, deep backstories, and character realism
• (00:17:13) - Pig of the 90s and the Piggy/Kermit breakup angle
• (00:20:09) - Fan reactions to the Kermit/Denise storyline
• (00:21:36) - Wrestling promos, kayfabe, and real-life crossover
• (00:25:33) - Frank Oz, luchadors, and the 'beans' bit
• (00:27:54) - Muppet Show as indie wrestling promotion
• (00:30:45) - Gonzo vs. brick and lady wrestling episode
• (00:34:27) - Twinks, Kermit's gender, and drag origins
• (00:36:03) - Kermit's drag history as Carmina
• (00:38:49) - Piggy, bisexuality, and trans reading of Muppets
• (00:41:26) - Wrapping up: wrestling/Muppet crossovers and homework
• (00:43:02) - Muppets from Space, Hulk Hogan cameo, and Rolf vs Tom Waits
• (00:45:04) - Outro, plugs, and sign-off

Don’t blame me my idea was a post collapse commune in the forest.

This week continue down our spreadsheet of things that are graps with an important one. The Law. Something a lot of us are in fact VERY undereducated in.

Who else could we possibly have on to teach us what's what but The Leftist Lawyer Sheryl Weikal!

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

Bugs-o-vision: https://scryfall.com/

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm 

Chapters

• (00:00:01) - Oh My God!
• (00:03:24) - Ella Taylor
• (00:03:50) - Professional Wrestling
• (00:04:32) - We Had A Talk About The Law
• (00:06:42) - Guest Lawyer Cheryl Weichel on Diversity
• (00:13:42) - "Wrestling is like a Real Sport"
• (00:15:48) - The Law and How It Works
• (00:21:38) - What is My Duty to Prove My Client's Innocent?
• (00:26:48) - Appellants: The Rules of Court
• (00:31:58) - Bar Bar: Gatekeeping
• (00:34:29) - Anarchists on Laws and Magic
• (00:35:56) - Wrestling In The Law
• (00:39:26) - Dead Ringers vs Star Trek: Magic
• (00:43:06) - Tattoos That Are Trans and Sci-Fi
• (00:45:01) - Voting for Judges is the most important thing you can do
• (00:51:05) - Crappy Wednesday

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm

Chapters

• (00:00:01) - "Who Are You?"
• (00:00:17) - Casting Directors on The Arthurian Legend
• (00:02:56) - Aw Aw Heart Out
• (00:03:50) - Joe Rogan on Generations
• (00:06:12) - Airbrushing
• (00:08:14) - Soap Opera And Transsexuals
• (00:11:01) - The WWE's Gay-friendly Culture
• (00:13:44) - Soap operas and wrestling
• (00:15:48) - Wrestling vs Soaps
• (00:20:40) - The O.J. Simpson Trial Preemption
• (00:21:24) - Antonio on Appointment Viewing
• (00:25:42) - milo on WWE's Long Form Story
• (00:29:12) - Adam Levine on Dynastic Storytelling
• (00:31:12) - WWE Star on Kayfabe and Soaps
• (00:34:49) - What I Like About Soaps
• (00:37:47) - There Was A Canadian Soap Opera
• (00:40:20) - Blue Sky Pro Wrestling Poster
• (00:42:18) - Queer And Soaps
• (00:45:59) - Wrestling and Soap Opera
• (00:49:40) - John Oliver Is On Days of Our Lives and General Hospital
• (00:52:25) - Where Can People Send Money To You?
• (00:55:23) - Bugs On The Blue Sky

This week Beowulf expert, Summer Santos Webber ( aka TS-Eliot, @ts-eliot@bsky.social, SaintRidley on cashapp, venmo, and paypal) take Ella and Bugs on an epic journey that is likely to cause very little discourse, though is indeed Sexless as Matt Damon on an Island with Charlize Theron for 7 years apparently.

Normally I’d allude to the ways in which Beowulf is Graps but it would be easier to ask HOW ISN’T BEOWULF WRESTLING?!

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm

Author of Ringmaster: Vince McMahon and the Unmaking of America, Podcaster of X-men and uhhh let’s go with everyone’s favorite broad abroad Josephine Riesman (josie.zone) is here for a conversation several years in the making.

In 2023 Josie laid out how professional wrestling and the art of Neokayfabe has shaped our politics and planted the seed in Ella’s brain that is this very podcast. 

On this episode we discuss what that meant and more importantly what it means now.

Plus, a way to support those using Kayfabe to fight back against the Fascists that have used the Sport of Kings to attempt to appoint one.

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm 

Mentioned links:
https://www.herecomestomorrow.net/

https://www.ringmasterthebook.com/the-last-wrestling-piece

https://beckbook.com/

https://josie.zone/

Chapters

• (00:00:01) - Loki on a Magic Card
• (00:03:19) - I Have A Biography of Beck
• (00:07:18) - Beck Beck Reveals New Story About His New Book
• (00:10:41) - In the Elevator With Vince McMahon
• (00:12:45) - How I Met You: Watching WWE History
• (00:16:08) - Neo Kayfabe vs Real Politics
• (00:21:25) - Bret Hart on Trump Being a fascist
• (00:25:07) - Bret Hart on Vince McMahon's Rape Claims
• (00:26:51) - What Does Neo Kayfabe Look Like?
• (00:31:13) - Adam Levine on Harvey Weinstein
• (00:32:15) - Vince McMahon: Necro Neo Kayfabe
• (00:37:02) - Vince McMahon on His Time as a Wrestler
• (00:40:46) - Endorsement for David Morales, a Former Pro Wrestling Champion and
• (00:44:08) - The intersection of politics and wrestling
• (00:45:36) - To Read This Quickly
• (00:45:57) - The Last Wrestling Essay
• (00:49:11) - Randy Goldberg on Wrestling and Politics
• (00:51:22) - POD BLOKES: Richard Meltzer on Wrestling

Journalist and Lucha Libre aficionado Arturo Garcia (@aboynamedart.bsy.social )(Times of San Diego)

reached out with a desire to speak to us about Americano-gate. A WWE storyline that has developed in the last year and change that speaks to both the racist nature of the biggest Wrestling organization in the world as well as Pro Wrestling and its community's ability to reject that racism in the name of a legit cultural exchange and embrace of the common love that is Pretend Pugilism.

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm

Related Links:
https://www.voicesofwrestling.com/2026/06/08/tkos-labor-trap-how-wwe-built-a-monopsony-started-charging-talent-for-the-privilege/

VILLANO III vs ATLANTIS Máscara vs Máscara
When Worlds Collide 1994 AAA PPV Los Angeles, CA
FULL MATCH: El Grande Americano vs. “Original” El Grande Americano | Mask vs. Mask Match

Chapters

• (00:00:01) - Bugs Matrix Gets Banished From Blue Sky
• (00:02:29) - Ella Taylor on Vampirism
• (00:06:11) - Tony Khan on The Americano Gate Story
• (00:09:47) - The Fed Commenting On Chad Gable
• (00:11:15) - Chad Gable on WWE's Mexican Luchadores Angle
• (00:13:52) - Andre the Giant on CMML vs AAA
• (00:19:37) - Tony vs CML
• (00:20:57) - Dominic Mysterio Turns Heel in AAA
• (00:24:51) - Samuel Alito on Cultural Appropriation
• (00:29:13) - Kaiser Grande Gets Busted For Florida Sexual Assault
• (00:30:45) - The Fed vs Chad Gable
• (00:34:04) - The Fed vs The Mask
• (00:38:02) - Neville on Forbidden Door
• (00:40:32) - Best Masters of Lucha Match Ever
• (00:44:01) - Chad Gable's Racist Joke
• (00:48:29) - The New Tiger Mask
• (00:53:19) - Kenny Omega Should've Changed His Career Path
• (00:56:11) - TK on Americano Gate

We invited Historian, YouTuber, and all around Doll Sophie Edwards (We Have Always Existed) into the Basement Lab and possibly a Time Machine so we can learn from her just HOW Gay and Trans the Ancient world really was and more importantly how it is indeed ALL WRESTLING.

Grab yer neighbors Gladius* we are off to the Fights!

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

*with consent

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm 

Chapters

• (00:00:01) - Oh My God!
• (00:00:19) - Gay Kings
• (00:01:51) - A Taste of the Lab
• (00:02:31) - Bugs on Fake Fights With Sophie Edwards
• (00:05:13) - Nero Is Trans in Ancient Rome
• (00:07:17) - Sophie on The Cult of Nero
• (00:12:37) - Jimmy Hart on His Publicists
• (00:13:27) - Elagabalus, The Trans Femme Emperor
• (00:17:35) - I Had A Thought About The Trans Empress
• (00:19:04) - I Want To Be The Least Reliable Source
• (00:20:05) - Transsexual Queen of The Year
• (00:22:28) - Hot Goth Girl Ancestors
• (00:26:09) - Did Trans People Drink Pregnant Mare Urine?
• (00:29:27) - Wisconsin: My Long Abandoned Motherland
• (00:30:28) - milo on the Inari
• (00:31:33) - Gladiators vs Wrestling
• (00:34:53) - Punishment For Gladiators
• (00:37:59) - Jimmy Hart's Gives
• (00:38:59) - Jimmy Hart Explained
• (00:42:40) - Paul Heyman On His Death
• (00:43:40) - Vince McMahon's Black Saturday Story
• (00:47:48) - Vin Diesel on The AWA
• (00:48:46) - Steve Jobs: Selling Out Is Okay
• (00:51:36) - Ted Turner vs Vince McMahon
• (00:56:35) - Vinnie Mac on AEW and His Contract
• (00:57:17) - Transsexual Selling Out
• (01:01:25) - Bugs Matrix On Where To Find A Movie
• (01:04:42) - Hello, How Do You Talk On A Podcast?

SIKE! It’s a Two-fer. Episode 1 has our guest Kennedy Cooper (The Most Important Election of Our Lives) is here and they have zero interest in playing nice. First they blow Bugs and Ella’s fragile minds with the cost of Cardboard and then they REFUSE to learn from Pro Wrestling history.

I ain’t buying a Pikachu that can’t fight.

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm

Chapters

• (00:00:01) - A Card For Your Guy
• (00:00:28) - The French Crème of Thanos
• (00:00:45) - Tolarian Academy
• (00:02:34) - Unlock: Infinite Mana Loop
• (00:03:25) - Urza
• (00:04:31) - How Much Money Do Cards Cost?
• (00:05:54) - Everything Is Wrestling With Ella and Bugs
• (00:06:57) - A Difficult Guest on The Colbert Report
• (00:08:20) - Magic The Gathering: Card Games Are Full of Gambling
• (00:12:56) - The Pokemon Trading Card Market
• (00:17:17) - Van Gogh Inspired Pikachu Pokemon Card
• (00:21:37) - Oh My God, I Would Pay Thousands Of Dollars For That Little
• (00:22:38) - The Cost of Playing Pokemon TCG
• (00:26:41) - How to Get a Rare Pokemon Card
• (00:30:42) - The Magic card with the Art Version
• (00:33:02) - Fezendipity Ex for $70
• (00:36:14) - The Most Expensive Pokemon Card
• (00:40:05) - Is Dark Signal a Max Pokemon in Pokemon?
• (00:44:12) - Pokemon 13 card art review
• (00:45:48) - Is It Just Because People Like Umbreon?
• (00:47:11) - Pro Wrestling: A Legitimate Competition
• (00:52:46) - "This is a Russian nesting doll of fake markets"
• (00:54:17) - Don't Bet on the End Results of WWE Matches
• (01:00:52) - I'm In Love With Lady Squeakums
• (01:02:59) - The Most Democratic Podcast in the History of Podcasts
• (01:06:05) - AEW Dynamite Wrestling Recap Podcast
• (01:09:11) - Send The Binder

Chapters

• (00:00:03) - What Does An Orchestral Pit Smell Like?
• (00:01:29) - Everything Is Wrestling
• (00:05:18) - Everything Is Wrestling, Stupid
• (00:06:59) - Meddling the Magic card
• (00:11:51) - Jujji Katami : The Salt of the Earth Arm
• (00:14:40) - Oh My Gosh
• (00:15:16) - Chris Jericho Doing Magic
• (00:17:58) - Garfield Solving John's Counter Spell
• (00:19:26) - What's A Foreign Object Heel
• (00:23:45) - Kill This Guy In A Fighting Game
• (00:27:23) - Bleed Elimination
• (00:29:18) - Ah, Assassin's Creed Magic Card
• (00:31:19) - Ezio Auditor in Magic 2
• (00:33:18) - SpongeBob SquarePants Magic The Gathering Card
• (00:36:43) - Goth Girls Spitting Oil In Each Other's Mouth
• (00:39:50) - Goth Girls Spitting In Each Other's Mouth
• (00:44:11) - Everything Is Wrestling, Season 2